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15 Feb 06 - 10:22 PM (#1669896) Subject: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Bee-dubya-ell Personally, I don't recommend crocks-of-shit at all. I don't recommend rap music. I don't recommend the war in Iraq. I don't recommend a damned thing having to do with George W. Bush. But that doesn't mean other people can't recommend crocks-of-shit if they want to. You wanna do some recommending? Go right ahead. And anyone who says anything about this thread being "stoopid" or "dumbass" or anything about "wasting bandwidth" can kiss my ass! |
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15 Feb 06 - 10:30 PM (#1669899) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Peace Spatulas. I recommend spatulas. Helps clean out the crocks. |
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15 Feb 06 - 11:35 PM (#1669923) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Amos I recommend Martin Dreadnoughts, Shiraz and Beaujolais, long tender kisses and a warm body breathing nearby in the night. I recommend Shermans to those who want to smoke, horseback rides on fog-strewn shorelines in summer at dawn, the study of yoga, Go, and black strong Arabica or Sumatran coffee. I recommend going to sea, learning science and engineering and why, questioning authority. I recommend completing do-it-yourself projects and keeping things reasonably neat. Above all else I recommend being completely true to the truest self you can see, and knowing fully the very best there is to know of your soul. A |
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15 Feb 06 - 11:36 PM (#1669926) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: GUEST,Cluin A crock of horseshit does wonders in the garden. |
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15 Feb 06 - 11:57 PM (#1669930) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Bee-dubya-ell I like your recommendations, Amos. Not a crock-of-shit among 'em. |
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16 Feb 06 - 06:37 AM (#1669981) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Dave (the ancient mariner) The mushroom diet again? (aka keep em in the dark and feed em lotsa horseshit) |
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16 Feb 06 - 07:38 AM (#1669995) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Raptor I recomend that you don't give your cat a bath! It takes too long to get all that fur off your tounge. Raptor |
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16 Feb 06 - 07:38 AM (#1669996) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Bobert Howz 'bout repaelin' that danged ammendment that won't let Bush run fir a 3rd term??? That kinda what you had in mind, B-zer??? |
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16 Feb 06 - 07:39 AM (#1669997) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Raptor I recomend Amos for president. I like the way he thinks. Raptor |
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16 Feb 06 - 12:36 PM (#1670070) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: frogprince Raptor, that's not what we meant when we recommended you try eating... Oh, never mind... |
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16 Feb 06 - 03:48 PM (#1670131) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Peace "I recomend that you don't give your cat a bath! It takes too long to get all that fur off your tounge." Just soap it and toss it in the toilet. Flush four or five times. Make sure the lid is closed. |
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16 Feb 06 - 03:55 PM (#1670145) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Amos And open the lid with a long stick from well outside the kill-zone... A |
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16 Feb 06 - 04:28 PM (#1670191) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Donuel Give your life to Jesus |
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16 Feb 06 - 04:30 PM (#1670197) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: TheBigPinkLad Give your wife to Jesus |
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16 Feb 06 - 04:31 PM (#1670198) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Scoville Second the spatulas. And dish soap. |
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16 Feb 06 - 04:51 PM (#1670233) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Bill D I recommend dropping back 10 yards and punting. I also recommend not doing TOO good of a job on stuff...folks will begin to expect it. |
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16 Feb 06 - 05:26 PM (#1670291) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: gnu Conversely... Drink lots of cold water and walk slow. It works. No crock-of-shit. Otherwise, live and let live... or fuck off and die. Yeah... I know. But - I have just read a bunch of the other threads and gee, golly, gosh, it seams like a lot of people want to recommend what I should do... think... and the seem to think that their recommendations MUST be followed, even though they recommend stuff that don't make no nevermind to them. I recommend everyone just keep their nose in their own business. Say now, how's that for a crock-of-shit that will never happen? |
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16 Feb 06 - 05:28 PM (#1670295) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Peace "What a friend we have in Jeeeeee-suss Christ Almighty, what a palllllll" |
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16 Feb 06 - 05:28 PM (#1670297) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: Peace Hope I didn't offenbd any Muslims with that post . . . . |
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16 Feb 06 - 05:51 PM (#1670325) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: gnu Perhaps the ******* were offended, what with that being their Xmas song and all. Oh... before you jump all over that, and, you know who you are, it's a joke. Lighten up. |
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16 Feb 06 - 06:00 PM (#1670340) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: The Fooles Troupe Martin Gibson |
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16 Feb 06 - 09:21 PM (#1670561) Subject: RE: BS: Crock-of-Shit Recommendations From: GUEST,Joe_F I put a song of that title in 0.8351. --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Whatever you live is life. :|| |