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25 Feb 06 - 03:25 PM (#1678734) Subject: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: John MacKenzie I think the first thing we should do is sue whoever makes Pot Noodles under the trades description act. Giok |
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25 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM (#1678739) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: Cluin Boil it `til it's al dente, then mix it into a hot olive oil stir-fry with peppers, mushrooms, zucchini, and the meat of your choice. |
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25 Feb 06 - 03:33 PM (#1678741) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: JohnInKansas The noodle is a Divine Gift and should not be the subject of "improvement." Have faith and believe! John |
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25 Feb 06 - 03:37 PM (#1678746) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: Dead Horse Dint ye find no pot in yer noodles Giok? Whativver ye do, dinna smoke them noodles! |
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25 Feb 06 - 03:42 PM (#1678751) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: Purple Foxx Noodles presented in the form of mixed seafood Chow Mein can only be improved on with a soupcon of Soy Sauce. BTW Anyone know how to get a sedilla onto a posting? |
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25 Feb 06 - 03:43 PM (#1678753) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: GUEST,limpnoodle Amen! Alleluia! |
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25 Feb 06 - 04:32 PM (#1678778) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improv on the nodule? From: Severn Form a Noodlist colony for research purposes? |
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25 Feb 06 - 04:39 PM (#1678786) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: bobad My noodle can use improvement - that's why I hang out at The Mudcat Cafe. |
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25 Feb 06 - 05:01 PM (#1678804) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: Little Hawk We preform pasta in the shape of little poodles, that's how. |
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25 Feb 06 - 05:29 PM (#1678822) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: Liz the Squeak Ah... so you remember noodle doodles as well!! Pasta shaped into the weirdest objects you could imagine.... I'm told that the willy shaped one was supposed to be a space rocket. LTS |
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25 Feb 06 - 05:36 PM (#1678829) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: David C. Carter Cédille and Pot Poodles!What the F**k do you guys do for food! Giok:Pot Poodles,Pot Piddles,Pot Puddles, at your time of life! That's what comes from being bare arsed under the kilt! |
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25 Feb 06 - 05:45 PM (#1678837) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: bobad Purple Foxx Click START/RUN type in "charmap"/OK, find it in the list, click on it then on SELECT/COPY and paste it into where you want to use it. |
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25 Feb 06 - 05:46 PM (#1678839) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: Bee-dubya-ell Best way to improve noodles: Place boiled noodles in a metal colander. Add shrimp or other seafood, sliced mushrooms, bean sprouts, snow peas, green onions,minced garlic and pretty much anything else that strikes your fancy. Immerse colander in boiling water for about thirty seconds. Remove colander from water and dump contents into suitably-sized bowl. Add enough hot seafood broth to cover the noodles. Eat. |
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25 Feb 06 - 06:28 PM (#1678863) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: The Fooles Troupe This was originally written for John from Hull, but due to the 'Mudcat Scramble' (hey what a great song title!), I can no longer link direct reliably to the original message. Pot Noodles Can't Be Beat. © Robin Hayes 2003 Tune: "Willy And The Poor Boys" - or "Down On The Corner" Note: 'A brisk joyful tempo' Chorus: Down on the corner, Out in the street. John from Hull is singing, "Pot Noodles can't be beat". You don't need to cook 'em Don't need to hang around. You can let 'em simmer, Will you hear that magic sound: Ain't got no nutrition, But he don't give a damn. Cause they're ready in a trice, And he's a busy man. Chorus: No peelin' o' potatoes, No slicing up o' ham. No cryin' over onions, Taste better, than Spam. They come in lots o' flavours, In a little packet neat. They got lots o' flavour, Taste just like smelly feet. Chorus: Just boil up some water, In the pack it goes. A quick stir, then in you dip, It warms you to your toes. You don't need to cook 'em, Don't need to hang around. You can let 'em simmer, Will you hear that magic sound: Down on the corner, Out in the street. John from Hull is singing, "Pot Noodles can't be beat". ~~~~~~~~~ Ahhh, I feel better now that's out of me... :-) |
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25 Feb 06 - 06:30 PM (#1678866) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: autolycus Boiled pasta mixed with dairy-free mayonnaise (dee-licious) is animmense improvemen on noodles (whatever THEY are) Ivor |
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25 Feb 06 - 06:45 PM (#1678875) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: The Fooles Troupe Pot Noodles Can't Be Beat! The rest of my disturbing output posted to Mudcat is indexed here |
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25 Feb 06 - 08:11 PM (#1678918) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: JennyO Better out than in, I always say, Robin :-) |
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25 Feb 06 - 10:31 PM (#1678975) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: Padre Are pot noodles the same as ramen noodles? |
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26 Feb 06 - 01:05 AM (#1679054) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: open mike PESTO!! (presto...improvement!) |
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26 Feb 06 - 03:42 AM (#1679068) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: Wilfried Schaum Take package. Read instructions. Open lid of dustbin. Get rid of package. Travel to Curry Ship. Order spaghetti. Enjoy. Good appetite Wilfried |
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26 Feb 06 - 10:13 AM (#1679298) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: mack/misophist Her Schaum's statement may be correct, but only for those persons whose Italian fails to include 'al dente'. |
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26 Feb 06 - 03:04 PM (#1679548) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: autolycus No Wilfried, surely, Take package. Read instructions. Put package back on shelf, humanity having made a step forward in growth to understanding. Return to one's status as "a parson of qwalatay" (18th century for 'person of quality'), and make something worthy of a Mudcatter's attention and appetite. Ivor |
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26 Feb 06 - 03:57 PM (#1679606) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: number 6 Don't allow eggs to be in a noodle. sIx |
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27 Feb 06 - 05:56 AM (#1680092) Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle? From: The Fooles Troupe I can-noodle... |