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BS: Who will send my 300th PM?

27 Feb 06 - 02:28 PM (#1680398)
Subject: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Little Hawk

I just noticed that I have 299 PMs onscreen. (there are a couple thousand more in my archive, but so what...) This got me wondering who will send the 300th one? I mean, if it was the 299th post showing on a thread there would be hot competition to get number 300, wouldn't there?

So what about PMs? Pretty suspenseful.

Well, we'll just have to wait and see.

Perhaps I should offer a prize.


27 Feb 06 - 02:34 PM (#1680402)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Little Hawk

Aha! It's in. Sooz and Mr Sooz sent me the 300th PM, and will shortly be receiving a lovely 8 x 10" glossy of William Shatner in a black thong.

Thanks, guys!


27 Feb 06 - 02:55 PM (#1680424)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Mr Sooz

uugghhhhhhh


27 Feb 06 - 03:38 PM (#1680459)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Jerry Rasmussen

With Shatner, a thong is better than the oldie "Without A Thong"

Jerry


27 Feb 06 - 04:13 PM (#1680494)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: wysiwyg

With a thong in my fart?

~S~


27 Feb 06 - 04:21 PM (#1680507)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: John MacKenzie

I would think that he has so many wrinkles it would be hard to detect his appendages if any. Anyway I suspect that if he takes off that corset everything will sag and cover his 'difference'
Giok


27 Feb 06 - 04:22 PM (#1680508)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: gnu

So glad I missed this thread earlier.


27 Feb 06 - 04:23 PM (#1680512)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Little Hawk

Humph! Cynics. Philistines.

I am now up to 305 PMs. Quite a day.


27 Feb 06 - 04:24 PM (#1680513)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Raptor

Stop this shatner stuff. Yourmaking me sick.


27 Feb 06 - 04:26 PM (#1680517)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Little Hawk

No, it's not that at all. You are suffering a protein overdose. Stop with the ribs and roast beef! Eat nothing but salad and raw nuts for a week, and you will be amazed at the improvement.


27 Feb 06 - 04:31 PM (#1680523)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Liz the Squeak

Why salad and raw nuts - it's All Bran he advocates.... his chubby features are all over UK TV at this very moment....

LTS


27 Feb 06 - 04:32 PM (#1680524)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: CarolC

It could be worse. He could have sent THIS.


27 Feb 06 - 04:34 PM (#1680527)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Little Hawk

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

That's disgusting.


27 Feb 06 - 04:36 PM (#1680530)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Peace

That outfit definitely clashes with damned near everything in the known universe.


27 Feb 06 - 04:37 PM (#1680534)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Donuel

Woo Hoo who will send me my 6th PM


27 Feb 06 - 04:38 PM (#1680536)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Peace

It was heart-wrenching being informed by Little Hawk that I missed out on the picture by ONE message. He was also quite clinical and cold when he messaged back the news. I will not sleep properly for the next few days.


27 Feb 06 - 04:40 PM (#1680539)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: CarolC

That outfit definitely clashes with damned near everything in the known universe.

Including whatever dignity he ever though he might have had. Totally blows his coolness cover though.


27 Feb 06 - 04:51 PM (#1680559)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Little Hawk

Is that Sean Connery?


27 Feb 06 - 04:55 PM (#1680563)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: CarolC

Yes.


27 Feb 06 - 04:59 PM (#1680569)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Peace

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You gotta be kidding!


27 Feb 06 - 05:02 PM (#1680575)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Little Hawk

What was he thinking???


27 Feb 06 - 05:32 PM (#1680595)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: CarolC

LOL


27 Feb 06 - 06:15 PM (#1680646)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Cluin

LH, I asked that same question after I saw Zardoz. I usually like Boorman's films a lot. But that one...

And I can count on one hand the number of people I've gotten PMs from.


27 Feb 06 - 07:07 PM (#1680692)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Little Hawk

I just checked the archive. I've received a total of 1258 PMs since joining here.

If you want PMs, Cluin, send some. For instance, send one right now to Clinton Hammond telling him how much you admire his generally good taste and excellent conduct on this forum, and that you hope your kids grow up to be just like him. ;-) Then wait and see if he replies...


27 Feb 06 - 07:22 PM (#1680704)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: Cluin

I never said I wanted PMs.

And I've got Clinton's e-mail address for when I want to contact him. I wouldn't rely on the Mudcat server's availability for that.


28 Feb 06 - 06:39 AM (#1680935)
Subject: RE: BS: Who will send my 300th PM?
From: JennyO

Do you keep ALL of your PMs, LH? I have 145 archived, but a lot more deleted. One of my archived PMs is, believe it or not, a quite nice one from Martin Gibson!

I'm afraid I haven't done any archiving or deleting in a while, so I have 276 currently showing on my screen. I'd need another 24 to get to 300 (hint hint) :-)