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BS: things men/ women do better and why

03 Mar 06 - 01:20 PM (#1684429)
Subject: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: GUEST,brat face

Ok, we have had a lot of " are men all / are women all.. ", and , to be honest, I was surprised that so many mudcatters instantly took offence and didn't come up with any great scientific facts about why men are XXX and why were are YYY.

So , here, seriously (!); does anybody have any AMAZING facts about the scientifically proven differences between "us & them "!?

E.G. Women are better are at multi-tasking 'cos the left and right sides of their brains are more closely connected ( I am happy to stand corrected on that one, I am just trying to give an example !)

And hopefully we can have a good sicussion without lots of folk crying "SEXIST"!


03 Mar 06 - 01:24 PM (#1684431)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: gnu

Women have better selective memories... if I recall correctly.


03 Mar 06 - 01:26 PM (#1684435)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Clinton Hammond

"Women are better are at multi-tasking"

I multi-task better than 98% of people I know... men or women...

So it's not sexist.. it's just fullblop....


03 Mar 06 - 01:31 PM (#1684442)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Cluin

Men are better at writing their name in the snow.


03 Mar 06 - 01:32 PM (#1684443)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Bill D

There is LOTS of good, well researched information out there, with many 'real' differences discussed.....why do you want this group to just speculate?


03 Mar 06 - 05:37 PM (#1684539)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: artbrooks

There are individual differences but, as far as I know, the only two things almost all women do better than all men is (1) grow babies and (2) breastfeed. I expect you can come up with the male equivalents.


03 Mar 06 - 06:29 PM (#1684568)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: JohnInKansas

artbrooks -

Several reports can be found on the web that in at least a few instances men have successfully breast fed their children.

Documentation of the specific cases cited is open to some question, since the locations and circumstances are only vaguely reported; however comment, from apparently competent endocrinologists, appear to accept the possibility.

Maybe you're just not trying hard enough.

John


03 Mar 06 - 06:35 PM (#1684571)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: greg stephens

Women are better at wondering about towns all day looking in shops; I believe this has been scientifically proven. Also, if you drop men and women out of planes without parachutes, on average the men hit the ground first. Otherwise, everyone's pretty similar.


03 Mar 06 - 06:37 PM (#1684573)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

"on average the men hit the ground first."

That doesn't make sense.


03 Mar 06 - 06:38 PM (#1684574)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: greg stephens

It nay not make sense but it does happen to be true.


03 Mar 06 - 06:39 PM (#1684575)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

How so?

Serious question.


03 Mar 06 - 06:39 PM (#1684576)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Big Al Whittle

johninkansas

is that name or address?

no idea what people do better, is there an answer?


03 Mar 06 - 06:41 PM (#1684578)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

Greg, sorry to sound dismissive. I was wondering where Newton's Second Law fit what you said. I don't doubt you got that info somewhere.


03 Mar 06 - 07:10 PM (#1684598)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: LilyFestre

I'm wondering how they conducting that story...

Help Wanted:

10 men and 10 women to jump from an airplane high in the sky. Those who go SPLAT first will be paid substantially more. Please apply at 1-800-KER-SPLAT


03 Mar 06 - 07:16 PM (#1684608)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: JohnInKansas

Free fall speed is a matter of ballistic coefficient.

Skydivers occasionally note difficulty keeping a "formation" together when the divers are of mixed sex. The men tend to fall slightly faster than the women.

The women, for obvious reasons, point out that it's because the men are "denser." (But only on average.)

John


03 Mar 06 - 07:17 PM (#1684610)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: LilyFestre

LMAO..er...uh...what I mean is...very interesting theory John.

*chuckling under my breath*

Michelle


03 Mar 06 - 07:20 PM (#1684611)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Elmer Fudd

Men have better aim when peeing standing up.


03 Mar 06 - 07:20 PM (#1684612)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: greg stephens

The thing about weights being dropped from a height is that heavy weights dont actually fall at the same speed as light ones, whatever stories you here about Galileo and cannonballs of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
In the case of human bodies, the air friction drag increases with the surface area(roughly), whereas the gravitational force downwards increases proportionally    with the weight. The bigger you are, the greater is the ratio of the weight to the surface area. Accordingly, as women are on average smaller than men, their terminal velocity is on average lower. The effect is very very small with a pair of different size cannonballs, slightly larger with a big man and a small woman, but much more noticable with a stone and a feather, or a dog and a mouse. Try it and see.


03 Mar 06 - 07:21 PM (#1684613)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

But density would not affect Newton's Second Law, would it?


03 Mar 06 - 07:25 PM (#1684617)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: LilyFestre

Newton's Second Law


03 Mar 06 - 07:25 PM (#1684618)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

I am NOT gonna try it. Jump from a friggin' plane just to see if I hit the ground faster than the dog (reminds me of a good joke)? NO WAY. It would give a few folks around these parts too much to chuckle about.


03 Mar 06 - 07:30 PM (#1684621)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: LilyFestre

Visions that come to mind......

Michelle


03 Mar 06 - 07:32 PM (#1684622)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: greg stephens

Peace: just think about the stone and the feather. The difference is big, and the reason is obvious. It is just the same difference that makes the men fall faster than the women. But the difference between men and women is not so big. In fact, the difference between men and women is very small. But, as the Frenchman said,
    VIVE LA DIFFERENCE!


03 Mar 06 - 07:43 PM (#1684624)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

I can't pretend to being an expert on gravity, but was taught at school that tha cannonball and the feather would fall at exactly the same rate in a total vaccuum.

Surely the difference is in air resistance to the falling bodies, and would relate to aerodynamic efficiency of different masses and shapes.

Don T.


03 Mar 06 - 07:56 PM (#1684631)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: greg stephens

Don T: my point exactly. Men are aerodynamically more efficient, and fall through the air faster. Likewise men move more quickly through towns while shopping, in contrast to women's progress, which may be scarcely perceptible in these circumstances. Possibly this is due to women's atoms being stickier than men's (a theory postulated by Lucretius in "De Rerum Naturae").


03 Mar 06 - 08:02 PM (#1684636)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

OK. I am convinced. BUT, inside a vacuum cleaner, who would fall faster? Huh? Huh? G'head . . . .


03 Mar 06 - 08:08 PM (#1684641)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: LilyFestre

Here's Your Answer


03 Mar 06 - 08:08 PM (#1684642)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: LilyFestre

Awww Nuts....damn Tripod sites anyway! Now I guess you'll NEVER know!!!!!



Michelle


03 Mar 06 - 08:12 PM (#1684644)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

Tripod is close to being a vacuum. It sucks for sure.


03 Mar 06 - 08:18 PM (#1684651)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

THAT'S IT! Out of the mouths of babes and Canucks.

Of course, THE EARTH SUCKS! Naturally men would be more affected.....I'd better go now, hadn't I?

Don T.


03 Mar 06 - 08:21 PM (#1684657)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

Nobody knows the trouble he's gonna see, nobody knows the sorrow . . .

It doens't scan, but it's true.

LOLOL


03 Mar 06 - 09:06 PM (#1684693)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Men are better at lighting farts.


Women are better at being smart enough not to light farts.


03 Mar 06 - 09:08 PM (#1684695)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: JohnInKansas

The canon ball and the feather fall at the same rate in a perfect vacuum.

You can't jump out of a flying airplane in a perfect vacuum, because an airplane can't fly in a perfect vacuum.

A falling object, in the atmosphere, reaches a terminal velocity when the aerodynamic drag due to moving through the air is equal to the weight of the body. The aerodynamic drag is proportional to the frontal cross-sectional area presented in the forward direction of falling, for bodies of fairly similar shape.

When you change the size of a body by direct scaling, the weight/mass varies as the cube of the dimensions, but the areas (frontal, surface, cross-sectional etc.) vary only as the square of the dimensions.

If an otherwise identical body is scaled to be twice as large in all linear dimensions, the areas will be four times as large but the mass/weight will be eight times as large. Since there will be eight times as much "pulling down" force (the weight), and at the same speed there will be only four times as much "holding back" force (the air resistance) the "larger" object will continue to speed up after the original object reaches its terminal speed, if the two are released together.

Since the aerodynamic drag varies with the square of the speed through the air, the terminal velocity of the "two times as big" object will be approximately 1.4 (the square root of 2) times the terminal velocity for the "original" object.

To the extent that males and females are "similarly constructed," the observed tendency that males are usually larger than females is adequate to explain the generalization that the male will hit the ground first if a "typical male" and a "typical female" both exit an airplane that is in flight, and both fall freely to the ground.

Again referring only to "averages," there are slight general trends that give "typical females" a slightly higher fraction of "adipose tissue" which tends to additionally cause them to have very slightly more "cross section" for a given weight than for a "typical male" of the same weight (Adipose, or "fatty" tissue is less dense than muscle tissue.) This also would tend to give the female a slightly slower terminal free-fall velocity in air than a male of the same weight, although the difference would be quite small.

This difference appears, from personal observation, to be rapidly disappearing, as the kids - of both sexes - that I see around the schoolyards seem to be mostly blubber. (That may be a local phenomenon, but reports are it's fairly general.)

The observation immediately preceding may render this entire thread completely academic at some future time. Since adipose tissue produces and secretes "female" hormones, including estrogen, children of either sex who are obese before or at the time of puberty tend to be "feminized" in their development. The development of "male" secondary sexual characteristics is inhibited, so in a few years at present rate all our little boys and little girls may be "little girlies" (in outward appearance, at least).

John


03 Mar 06 - 09:12 PM (#1684697)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

So if ya jump out of a plane your sex changes?


03 Mar 06 - 09:37 PM (#1684713)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: JohnInKansas

Peace -

It's more like if you don't jump around enough when you're young your sex doesn't changes as expected.

John


03 Mar 06 - 09:40 PM (#1684717)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, gotcha.


03 Mar 06 - 11:27 PM (#1684771)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Cluin

If I was in freefall with the ground rushing up at me, my sex would definitely change.

"Screw foreplay! I'm in kind of a hurry, here."


03 Mar 06 - 11:50 PM (#1684776)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Bobert

Well, if memory serves me correctly the gravity thing came down to mass/weight but that ain't a male/female thing but a physics thing... I mean, think baout it... You drop a feather from a female goose and wingless male goose out of the airplane and it don't take Galellio to tell ya ' which one you don't want to be hit by...

As fir men ans womenz an' what they do better???

Most men can spit further than womanz...

Most men can BS while leanin' over the bed of a pickup truck longer than a womenz...

Most men can come up wid more excuses on where they been than womenz...

Most men can do more dumbass stuff than womenz...

Most men can preach how they is against abortion than womenz...

Most men will do any thing on a dare more than womenz which may have something to do with how many are incarcerated...

Most men think they are great in bed...

Most men think they know everything in the world...

BUT, on the other hand...

Most womenz think that men are complete jack asses, which has not yet been scientifically proven as yet...

That's the extent of me and the Wes Ginny Slide Rule's observations as yet....

Spit...

Scratch...

Bobert (trained observer of dumbass stuff that men do)


04 Mar 06 - 12:09 AM (#1684780)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: GUEST

yea, Clinton can stick his head up his ass while whistling Arthur McBride. Great multitasker!


04 Mar 06 - 12:18 AM (#1684784)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: Peace

Some clone gonna delete the above post by GUEST?


04 Mar 06 - 02:18 AM (#1684805)
Subject: RE: BS: things men/ women do better and why
From: JohnInKansas

On the matter of who hits the ground first when a male and a female jump at the same time from an airplane (in flight):

As a practical matter, and ignoring all fine points and trivial arguments of physics, it is quite obvious that in at least some percentage of cases the male is likely to hit the ground first.

This is because the male is much more likely than the female to shout - as they leave the plane:


"Watch how close I can get to the $#!@**# ground before I pull my $%#@^ ripcord!!!!"


Ooops...

John