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07 Mar 06 - 12:58 PM (#1687452) Subject: BS: Sexual Humorism From: GUEST,saulgoldie I may not be a secular humanist...how can I tell?? But sexual humorism is something I can relate to. I mean, you have to have a bit of a sense of humor about it, right? The sounds and positions are kinda comical. Discuss amongst yerselves... |
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07 Mar 06 - 01:12 PM (#1687460) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Wesley S I dunno - there might be some intelligent design at work when it comes to sex. Otherwise why would so many of us yell out "OH GOD - OH GOD" right at the crucial moment. |
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07 Mar 06 - 02:01 PM (#1687491) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Bill D That's the problem with being an atheist....it's hard to know who to call out to in moments of extreme passion! |
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07 Mar 06 - 02:07 PM (#1687497) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Wesley S That's why words like "darling" and "baby" were invented. |
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07 Mar 06 - 02:08 PM (#1687499) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Stilly River Sage The choice of unintelligible moaning is always good. :) |
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07 Mar 06 - 02:11 PM (#1687502) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Emma B From Richard Burton's translation of the Kama Sutra- "The following are the men who generally obtain success with women= Men well versed in the science of love Men skilled in telling stories Men acquainted with women from their childhood Men who have secured their confidence Men who send presents to them Men who talk well Men who do things that they like Men who have not loved other women previously Men who act as messengers Men who know their weak points Men who are desired by good women Men who are united with their female friends Men who are good looking Men who have been brought up with women The lovers of the daughters of their nurse Men who have been lately married Men who like picnics and pleasure parties Men who are liberal Men whose dress and manner of living are magnificant Means of getting rid of a lover- Describing the habits and vices of the lover as dis-agreeable and censurable, with the sneer of the lip and the stamp of the foot Speaking on a subject with which he is not acquainted Putting down his pride Seeking the company of men who are superior to him in learning and wisdom Cesuring men who are possessed of the same faults as her lover Expressing dissatisfaction of the ways and means of enjoyment used by him Refusing access to her "jaghana" Showing a dislike for the wounds made by his nails and teeth Keeping her limbs without movement at the time of congress Desiring him to enjoy her when he is fatigued Laughing at his attachment to her Pretending to be sleepy Mis construing his words Laughing without any joke, or at any time of any joke made by him, laughing under some other pretence Interupting him in the middle of his stories, and beginning to tell other stories herself Reciting his faults and his vices, and declaring them to be incurable And......after all.....finally dismissing him! and I ain't even got to the diagrams yet :) |
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07 Mar 06 - 02:11 PM (#1687503) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: bobad You can always call out your partner's name. Just be sure to get it right to avoid unnecessary complications. |
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07 Mar 06 - 02:44 PM (#1687535) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Stilly River Sage Another reason why unintelligible moans are so reasonable! |
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07 Mar 06 - 04:04 PM (#1687606) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Rapparee Waa..ooooooooohhhhhh...hunh? Moans? I'm given to unintelligibility all the time. |
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07 Mar 06 - 04:27 PM (#1687628) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Georgiansilver My partner always tells me when she has really enjoyed a love making session.......she even phoned me from Hong Kong once................ |
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07 Mar 06 - 04:28 PM (#1687629) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: JohnInKansas "...was such a snob she called out her own name when she faked it..." John |
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07 Mar 06 - 04:36 PM (#1687637) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Bill D "Sam, the ceiling needs painting" |
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07 Mar 06 - 05:51 PM (#1687721) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Georgiansilver As Joan Rivers said whilst being interviewed on British prime time TV... " Child birth, don't talk to me about child birth.... I screamed and screamed....and that was only during conception" |
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07 Mar 06 - 06:09 PM (#1687744) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: The Fooles Troupe I got a sweater the other day - a moaner or even a screamer would have been prefereable... |
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08 Mar 06 - 05:31 AM (#1688095) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Georgiansilver But beware of 'jumpers' |
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08 Mar 06 - 05:51 AM (#1688104) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Wolfgang Without the sexual humours intercourse would hurt a lot and we might die out. Wolfgang |
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08 Mar 06 - 05:54 AM (#1688106) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: The Fooles Troupe I'm sheepish, GS - disn't think of that.... |
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08 Mar 06 - 06:13 AM (#1688114) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Georgiansilver I was once asked to give a talk on 'sexual activity in married life' from a male perspective. When I arrived at the hall I was told that my time had to be limited as many other things were happening that day...I was told to make my talk as brief as possible. I was introduced as the person who had come to talk to them about sex! I rose from my seat at the appropriate time and coughed...and said..... "Ladies and Gentlemen...It gives me great pleasure...." Then I sat down again to roars of laughter. I did give the talk of course!!! |
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08 Mar 06 - 11:25 AM (#1688296) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Flash Company The other night my wife said 'I want you to make me moan!' I said 'I don't think I'm going to decorate the kitchen after all.' FC (Sleeping in the spare bed!) |
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08 Mar 06 - 01:31 PM (#1688395) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Georgiansilver My wife, one night, told me she wanted to feel the earth move under her but I explained it would be difficult to find a JCB at that time of the night. |
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08 Mar 06 - 04:04 PM (#1688511) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: katlaughing SRS, couldn't those be misinterpreted as "speaking in tongues?" :-) Surprised no one has paraphrased the old folk song, "I'm a cumming!" |
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08 Mar 06 - 04:13 PM (#1688520) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: Stilly River Sage That occurred to me, but I subscribed to the "brevity = wit" school of thought in my posts. That doesn't mean, however, that I don't appreciate the expansive skills of a cunning linguist when I encounter one. SRS |
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08 Mar 06 - 04:53 PM (#1688562) Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism From: jeffp I'm a sexual humorist. At least I'm a funny fucker. |