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BS: Non-derivative Thread

10 Mar 06 - 09:32 AM (#1689986)
Subject: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Rapparee

If df/dx=f'(x sub0 = lim x-->0 f(x)-f(x sub 0)/x - x sub 0 = lim h --> 0 f(x sub 0 + h) - f(x sub 0)/h, defines a derivative, does it then follow that if the limits are defined as lim 0 --> x and lim 0 --> h, the definition is of a non-derivative?


10 Mar 06 - 09:41 AM (#1689991)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Amos

(Don't let Rapaire fool you, folks. He copied this from Leibowitz' Conundrum for Dummies, available in your local Brookstone Bookstore. And the answer is no.


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10 Mar 06 - 09:46 AM (#1689994)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: John MacKenzie

Nikolai Ivanovitch Lobachevsky is his name!
Giok


10 Mar 06 - 09:58 AM (#1690003)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Derivatives are very risky investments. The financial managers of a number American cities have driven their local governments to near-bankruptcy by unwise investment in derivative-heavy schemes. Sure, one can make a lot of money in the derivative markets, but it's wise not to invest money one can't afford to lose.

To quote aa anonymous but prominent financial advisor, "Derivatives? Screw 'em! Put your money in Beany-Babies!"


10 Mar 06 - 10:18 AM (#1690020)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Peace

Non-derivative thread: 100% Pure Virgin Wool.


10 Mar 06 - 10:26 AM (#1690030)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: GUEST,Paul Burke lost his wotsit

The non-derivative is lim f(x) as 0 -> infinity.


10 Mar 06 - 11:25 AM (#1690067)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: bobad

"The non-derivative is lim f(x) as 0 -> infinity."

That's what I thought.


10 Mar 06 - 11:28 AM (#1690069)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Purple Foxx

Indeed that holds true in all similar cases doesn't it?


10 Mar 06 - 12:07 PM (#1690092)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Rapparee

And in all dissimilar cases, I suspect.


10 Mar 06 - 02:45 PM (#1690193)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Peace

dp x dx > h / (2 x pi) = Planck's constant / (2 x pi)

I hope this get's it straight for everyone.


10 Mar 06 - 02:47 PM (#1690195)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Peace

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10 Mar 06 - 02:48 PM (#1690197)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Cluin

But I opened up the vessel and the cat was gone altogether. What's up with that?


10 Mar 06 - 02:53 PM (#1690203)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Cluin

And, Peace, there's no call for that kind of language.


10 Mar 06 - 02:56 PM (#1690210)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Rapparee

It's far worse if you open up the CAT and the VESSEL is gone. You'll have to trust me on this, though.


10 Mar 06 - 03:42 PM (#1690237)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Jeri

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10 Mar 06 - 04:18 PM (#1690260)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Jeri

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10 Mar 06 - 04:25 PM (#1690269)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Peace

LOLOLOL

Ya made my day. Thank you.


10 Mar 06 - 07:25 PM (#1690348)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

Get your Sliding Jesus Action Figure (5 inch). He has wheels in his base for sliding and poseable arms.

Is that non-derivitive enough fot you?


10 Mar 06 - 07:35 PM (#1690357)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

Order a Jesus action figure! Pose Him! Let Him teach your G.I. Joes a lesson! Crucify Him on your Legos!

To the mothers out there, I know what you're thinking. But isn't this just another white Jesus toy that's going to gather dust in the toy bin with the Go-Bots and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Fear not. These figures, brought to you by Train Up A Child, Inc., are available in Caucasian or African heritage ... and you can collect a whole rack of Christ's friends, too! Mary! Goliath! Eve! Solomon! And get an angel (black or white) for just $4.95 with additional purchase!

In a mission statement on their website, the Train Up A Child, Inc. president, Andre G. Kalich, offers some guidance for the use of these toys. "It is suggested that an adult read to the child from scripture, while the child plays with the toy enacting the Biblical scene. Our purpose in creating this toy is to bring glory and honor to God and to further His Kingdom."

So get out your credit cards. You can have a complete set of biblical action figures and oodles of honor and glory for just $59.50. Pretty cheap, if you ask me.


10 Mar 06 - 07:41 PM (#1690359)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

A few "next" along "Team Little Baby Jesus" was bad enough, but

No. J2K1-11 is JUST WRONG!!!

Aaah, let us return to that touchy discussion about certain races displaying certain corresponding Jesii in their homes. It's safe to guess a Caucasian, Christian family will sooner hang an image of a blue-eyed, pale-skinned Saviour than they would a more darkly complected Lord. But, what exactly do cats hang beside their own litter boxes and scratching posts? I think we have our answer, pictured here.

I am especially fond of the crucified fluffball with a loincloth over his private kitty parts. The kitten jesus nestled in the center of the picture is also quite precious if you like that sort of thing. The Last Supper, pictured at the bottom, clearly involves Fancy Feast.

All this aside, I could have told you that Jesus was a cat. He's purrrfect in every way.

Are your cats old enough to know about Jesus?


10 Mar 06 - 07:47 PM (#1690363)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

& further on there's...

No. J2K1-8

In honor of our Aussie Olympic hosts, this Jesus of the Week is a submission from one of our Sydney disciples. Rick Benitez, a senior lecturer from the University of Sydney, writes, "Perhaps you didn't realize that already in the 13th century, a very progressive, quasi-Jamaican Jesus was being depicted on icons in Macedonia."

Yes, perhaps we didn't. And perhaps we didn't know that Jesus was in the habit of carrying around giant doobies. OK, OK, it's probably just some sacred scroll the Lord is holding -- or an early papyrus copy of High Times.

The picture is actually an icon known as "Christ Pantocrator," painted by a Greek artist working for Archbishop Constantine Cavasilas, in Ohrid, between 1262 and 1263.


10 Mar 06 - 08:49 PM (#1690387)
Subject: RE: BS: Non-derivative Thread
From: Rapparee

Actually, the Pantacrator icon was rather prevalent in the Romano-Byzantine world.