14 Mar 06 - 11:24 AM (#1693230) Subject: BS: Gelignite From: Rapparee It'll spread your toast...all over the county. |
14 Mar 06 - 11:34 AM (#1693247) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: Peace How to ruin yer day, huh? |
14 Mar 06 - 11:46 AM (#1693260) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: artbrooks You will be toast! |
14 Mar 06 - 11:51 AM (#1693266) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: Bee-dubya-ell What? Gelignite ends in "nite", not "mite". For the sake of consistency this thread should have been called "Dynamite". Then we could make silly puns about how Dyna might not. (Actually, there's not much question about whether Dyna might or might not. Dyna almost always will unless she's having cramps or something.) Then it would have a better chance of getting to 99 posts and giving Flamingo Ted the chance to top it off in his usual glorious fashion. |
14 Mar 06 - 12:04 PM (#1693290) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: John MacKenzie Trinitrotoluene to you. G. |
14 Mar 06 - 12:08 PM (#1693297) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: John MacKenzie You could have gone for The Widow's Mite Giok |
14 Mar 06 - 12:14 PM (#1693310) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: saulgoldie refresh |
14 Mar 06 - 12:18 PM (#1693319) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: MMario A proper peanut butter and gelignite sanwich is always made on fresh cut bread, not toast. |
14 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM (#1693328) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: John MacKenzie No need to brush your teeth after that sandwich! G. ☻. |
14 Mar 06 - 02:01 PM (#1693437) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: MBSLynne Of course all good little Australians have gelignite and ice cream at birthday parties |
14 Mar 06 - 02:05 PM (#1693440) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: Peace What? No semtex chaser? |
14 Mar 06 - 06:39 PM (#1693776) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: Peace |
14 Mar 06 - 07:31 PM (#1693821) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: Dead Horse Do you take plastic? |
15 Mar 06 - 06:54 PM (#1694567) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: The Fooles Troupe I have heard that Vegemite can be used as a basis for an explosive. Especially if mixed with curry.... |
16 Mar 06 - 06:56 PM (#1695608) Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite From: GUEST,Mingulay For those interested in gelignite stories look up Derek "Blaster" Bates. He made a series of records in the sixties with very un-PC stories. If you can get through the Cheshire accent also very funny. I've still got some somewhere. Yes I am that sad lol. |