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BS: Gelignite

14 Mar 06 - 11:24 AM (#1693230)
Subject: BS: Gelignite
From: Rapparee

It'll spread your toast...all over the county.


14 Mar 06 - 11:34 AM (#1693247)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Peace

How to ruin yer day, huh?


14 Mar 06 - 11:46 AM (#1693260)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: artbrooks

You will be toast!


14 Mar 06 - 11:51 AM (#1693266)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Bee-dubya-ell

What? Gelignite ends in "nite", not "mite". For the sake of consistency this thread should have been called "Dynamite". Then we could make silly puns about how Dyna might not. (Actually, there's not much question about whether Dyna might or might not. Dyna almost always will unless she's having cramps or something.) Then it would have a better chance of getting to 99 posts and giving Flamingo Ted the chance to top it off in his usual glorious fashion.


14 Mar 06 - 12:04 PM (#1693290)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: John MacKenzie

Trinitrotoluene to you.
G.


14 Mar 06 - 12:08 PM (#1693297)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: John MacKenzie

You could have gone for The Widow's Mite
Giok


14 Mar 06 - 12:14 PM (#1693310)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: saulgoldie

refresh


14 Mar 06 - 12:18 PM (#1693319)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: MMario

A proper peanut butter and gelignite sanwich is always made on fresh cut bread, not toast.


14 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM (#1693328)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: John MacKenzie

No need to brush your teeth after that sandwich!
G. ☻.


14 Mar 06 - 02:01 PM (#1693437)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: MBSLynne

Of course all good little Australians have gelignite and ice cream at birthday parties


14 Mar 06 - 02:05 PM (#1693440)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Peace

What? No semtex chaser?


14 Mar 06 - 06:39 PM (#1693776)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Peace


14 Mar 06 - 07:31 PM (#1693821)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Dead Horse

Do you take plastic?


15 Mar 06 - 06:54 PM (#1694567)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: The Fooles Troupe

I have heard that Vegemite can be used as a basis for an explosive.


























Especially if mixed with curry....


16 Mar 06 - 06:56 PM (#1695608)
Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: GUEST,Mingulay

For those interested in gelignite stories look up Derek "Blaster" Bates. He made a series of records in the sixties with very un-PC stories. If you can get through the Cheshire accent also very funny. I've still got some somewhere. Yes I am that sad lol.