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BS: See you later alligator

25 Mar 06 - 05:53 PM (#1702753)
Subject: BS: See you later alligator
From: Bert

Alligator knocks on woman's door

BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. - So now the alligators are going door to door. When Lori Pachelli heard someone knocking at the door of her home in a gated community in this southwest Florida community earlier this week, she looked out to see an unwelcome visitor on her front stoop: an 8-foot alligator.

And you thought the Big Bad Wolf was bad enough!


25 Mar 06 - 06:01 PM (#1702755)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: GUEST,Wesley S

I saw a photo of a gator standing on it's hind legs with it's front paws on top of a chain link fence. It was looking over the top at a barking poodle - and just wondering how it could hop over the top and have a little snack. Florida has it's fair share of gators.


25 Mar 06 - 07:05 PM (#1702786)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Alba

EeeeeeeeK!
I thought having a Bull Moose at my backdoor was a bit unsettling...but an 8 foot Bull 'gattor, eh no thanks.
So much for the safety of gated Communities:)
Jude


25 Mar 06 - 07:20 PM (#1702793)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Little Hawk

That's a relief. I figured it was another thread about someone leaving the forum in a huff.


25 Mar 06 - 07:43 PM (#1702803)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Alba

:)
I thought that as well when I read the title.


25 Mar 06 - 08:13 PM (#1702819)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Naemanson

At least moose don't eat people. That niche in Maine's ecology is taken up by the mosquito and blackfly.


25 Mar 06 - 08:50 PM (#1702839)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Moose can be exceedingly dangerous, charging with little provocation, especially in the mating season.


25 Mar 06 - 09:16 PM (#1702855)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Charley Noble

So are crocogators. You know them creatures with the head of a crocodile on one end, and the head of an alligator on the other. They is something fierce!

Why are they so fierce?
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Well, if you couldn't shit, you'd be fierce too...

Cheerily,
Charley Ignoble


25 Mar 06 - 09:48 PM (#1702865)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Bert

...charging with little provocation, especially in the mating season...

sounds like me


25 Mar 06 - 10:03 PM (#1702871)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: JennyO

Sounds like one of those ladies of negotiable affection to me...


25 Mar 06 - 10:12 PM (#1702878)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Bobert

Actually,there is a book which I think Lawrence Ferlingetti wrote back around 1960 entitales "Fine Unfair Arguments Against Existence" or soething like that... IT is five one act plays and in one of them an allogator, Shookie, er something like that knocks on this woman's door, somehow get in and has his way with her, er something like that???

Art imitates life and vice versa...

Go Shookie!!!

Bobert


25 Mar 06 - 10:19 PM (#1702884)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Alba

Bert and Jenny....lol. There are so many things running through my head regarding Bull Moose and Charging and Mating ect.......
In the interests of decency I will refrain from posting these thoughts of mine and simply say,
Yes Naemanson it will not be long till the May Flies come along and I will once again become an Annual involuntary Blood Donor...
....as for the Bull Moose...no, no I won't go there **grin**
Love
Jude


25 Mar 06 - 11:05 PM (#1702904)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: frogprince

I'll tell ya something that I learned to my painful (thank goodness, not serious or everlasting) regret:

      Don't go skinny dipping in waters known for snapping turtles!


25 Mar 06 - 11:38 PM (#1702913)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: gnu

"...charging with little provocation, especially in the mating season..."

Oh, please. If ya don't know shit about moose, don't say shit about moose. They are the most gentle creatures on earth. They do not charge unless you mess with them... period.

Go tell someone who don't know the difference.


26 Mar 06 - 01:24 AM (#1702938)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Dead Horse

I dont mess with nothin thats havin a period.
Them critters is MEAN.


26 Mar 06 - 07:52 AM (#1703059)
Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: The Fooles Troupe

Moose don't charge: they don't have credit cards!