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26 Mar 06 - 07:33 PM (#1703452) Subject: Lyr Add: DISTRICT NURSE HARGREAVES (f/ M Feldman) From: Nigel Parsons DISTRICT NURSE HARGREAVES (Denis King, John Junkin) There's a little lady who cycles round our way And ev'ry time she passes me I'd dearly long to say District Nurse Hargreaves, I love you District Nurse Hargreaves be mine In your little blue coat And your little blue hat You make my heart go a'pit and a'pat Dear District Nurse Hargreaves I'm pining District Nurse Hargreaves for you I know that you are at least SRN* And I am a grocer, the humblest of men. But love conquers all so I'll say it again District Nurse Hargreaves be mine (Spoken) Dear District Nurse Hargreaves as I stand in the doorway of my shop ankle deep in King Edwards** and watch you go by on your sensible ladies bicycle with the black and gold chainguard, on your way to deliver yet another set of twins for Mr Upchurch the butcher. (I do think that man needs a hobby, don't you?) Each time I see you my heart swells within me and I want to tell the whole world of my love. (Back to singing) Dear District Nurse Hargreaves I'm pining. District Nurse Hargreaves for you District Nurse Hargreaves or may I say Rhoda? I love your flat shoes and your aseptic odour. That's the end of the song, now we come to the coda! District Nurse Hargreaves, my District Nurse Hargreaves Please be mine. (Fade out to the ringing of a bicycle bell!) *State Registered Nurse **Potatoes Performed by Marty Feldman on "The Crazy World of Marty Feldman" (Decca SPA 134) previously released as "I Feel A Song Going Off" (LK/SKL 4983) NP |