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30 Mar 06 - 05:02 PM (#1706954) Subject: Lyr Add: A Driver's Lament From: Gorgeous Gary Inspired by this thread under the line, this just popped out. Unlike the poor SUV. A Driver' Lament ttto: "A Mother's Lament" (trad) by: Gary Ehrlich, © 3/2006 A driver was parking his Hummer one day, The largest of cars, in a terrible way. The roadway was poor and the asphalt was thin, 'Twas much like a skellington covered with skin. The driver turned 'round for a meter to pack He was only a moment but when he turned back His Hummer had gone, and in anguish he cried, "Oh, where has my Hummer gone?" The angels replied: Oh, your Hummer has gone down the sinkhole. Oh, your Hummer has sunk through the street. The poor SUV was so heavy and large, He should have been parked on a field of concrete. Your Hummer is perfectly happy; It won't waste our gas anymore. It's a-ridin' about with the devils below, And it won't waste our gas anymore. |
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31 Mar 06 - 08:12 AM (#1707466) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: A Driver's Lament From: kendall I hope this is a true story. |
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31 Mar 06 - 08:21 AM (#1707469) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: A Driver's Lament From: JennyO It certainly is, Kendall - here! And here is a recent thread about it - BS: Your baby has gorn dahn the plug'ole |
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31 Mar 06 - 08:26 AM (#1707472) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: A Driver's Lament From: JennyO Oops! I see Gorgeous Gary already provided a link to the thread. |