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01 Apr 06 - 12:38 AM (#1708001) Subject: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: LadyJean CANCUN (IBS) President George W. Bush took a break yesterday from his conference in Cancun to join his vice president Dick Cheney for a quail hunt. Details are not clear, but it appears that, as the president was trying to pry himself loose from a giant barrel cactus, the vice president turned and hit him full force, in the chest, with both barrels. I'm just sorry as hell," Cheney said. Bush's last words were reported to have been "You're doing one heck of a job." The President's will stipulated that he was to be cremated and his ashes given to a soldeir serving in Afghanistan or Iraq. "That way I'll finally be in combat." "I told George that Dick Cheney would shoot him one day," former First lady Barbara Bush lamented. APRIL FOOL! Sorry, it's April 1 and I'm very observant. |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:11 AM (#1708106) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: kendall LOL! |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:16 AM (#1708109) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: jacqui.c One can live in hope. Problem is - get rid of the shrub that way and Cheney probably gets by-passed for pres. Then we get Condie?........ |
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01 Apr 06 - 08:42 AM (#1708144) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Bunnahabhain Order of sucession- President 2, V.President 3,Speaker of the House of Representatives 4, Conde Rice 5, can't be bothered, see here... I know that from the West Wing! |
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01 Apr 06 - 09:23 AM (#1708162) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: wysiwyg Well done! ~S~ |
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01 Apr 06 - 10:20 AM (#1708185) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: kendall Jacqui wouldn't know that, she's from Barcelona... |
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01 Apr 06 - 12:39 PM (#1708253) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: GUEST Would that it were true... |
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01 Apr 06 - 04:22 PM (#1708362) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Peace I was worried for a sec. Don't know if it would be a step up or down. Look at who becomes President! |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:19 PM (#1708490) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Little Hawk At least it wouldn't be Ted Nugent. |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:27 PM (#1708494) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: John O'L Both barrels in the chest? Bush has no vital organs there, it's just a flesh wound. He'll be back on deck in a matter of days. |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:28 PM (#1708496) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Little Hawk Ahem... "The Nuge" - a viable presidential alternative? |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:43 PM (#1708503) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: John O'L Little Hawk, can't you read? That's not Ted Nugent, it's James Brown, and following the logic of that apparent truth, this should then be 'The Nugget'. |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:44 PM (#1708504) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Peace "Both barrels in the chest? Bush has no vital organs there, it's just a flesh wound" It's the head where he has nothing, IMO. |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:49 PM (#1708506) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Bobert I've just got a minor question here and that is what if in takin' Bush's ashes to Afganistan that someone stumbled with them and the urn that Bush's ashes were in broke and the ashes went every which way in the wind could Bush get a Purple Heart??? Okay, forget that one... Lets say they were gettin' ready, ahhhhh, spread Bush's ashes and the wind shifted and they blew over one of them poppi fields could Bush be arrested for conspiracy to traffic cocaine??? No, no, I got it... The Swift Boat Liars are gonna love this one.... So they send a decorated Marine to Afaganistan to spread Bush's ashes over the desert an' abunch of Taliban fighters show up an' one tries to shoot the Marine but the bullet hits the urn and deflects away from the Marine and Bush gets the Bronze Star.... Yeah, I like that the best... As do the Swifties... Bobert |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:51 PM (#1708507) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Peace "poppi fields could Bush be arrested for conspiracy to traffic cocaine" Unlikely, Bobert. Heroin perhaps. Different plant for cocaine. |
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01 Apr 06 - 07:59 PM (#1708511) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: gnu Perhaps Bobert was confuzzled by, "Row on row...". Snort. |
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01 Apr 06 - 08:25 PM (#1708528) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Bobert Me and Marion Barry don'ty do no druzzzzzz..... |
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01 Apr 06 - 09:38 PM (#1708553) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: John O'L As far as Bush is concerned, any dope will do. |
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01 Apr 06 - 10:01 PM (#1708566) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Stilly River Sage If you want a truly excruciating April Fool's story, go to NPR and listen to this one. Not to do with George Bush, but to do with rewriting the ends of operas. I dare you to listen and not wince! SRS |
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01 Apr 06 - 10:47 PM (#1708597) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Little Hawk James Brown is the frikkin' photographer! Here's another photo of the Nuge. Isn't he just what you dream your daughter will come home with? (not) 100% All-American beef |
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01 Apr 06 - 10:55 PM (#1708601) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Little Hawk SRS, I am suffering through all of it as I type. (sigh) I'm not sure how to reward you for drawing my attention to this...not sure at all. |
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01 Apr 06 - 10:58 PM (#1708603) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Little Hawk It's finally over. Thank God. |
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01 Apr 06 - 11:17 PM (#1708614) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Little Hawk Okay, Stilly, now you listen to this.... Ted Nugent talks on radio about the American Dream, Rocking, Hunting, etc. |
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02 Apr 06 - 07:00 AM (#1708703) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Liz the Squeak I just like the way that this appeared just under 'today is a good day because.....' Of course, now it won't. LTS |
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03 Apr 06 - 06:12 AM (#1709368) Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney From: Ron Davies Well at least Cheney proved that the US is strong--and well-armed-------and will shoot anything that moves. I wonder what kind of president the Speaker will make. |
