Happy! - Apr 4 (Chastity Belt)

04 Apr 06 - 08:07 AM (#1710117)
Subject: Happy! - Apr 4 (Chastity Belt)
From: Abby Sale

Happy Birthday! US artist & lock inventer Linus Yale born 4/4/1821 (d.2/25/1868)         Oh say, gentle maiden, may I be your lover         Condemn me no longer to moan and to weep         Struck down like a hawk, I lie wounded and bleeding         Oh let down your drawbridge, I'll enter your keep         Enter your keep nonie nonie, enter your keep nonie nonie         Let down your drawbridge, I'll enter your keep         Alas sir and madam, to help I'm unable         My technical knowledge is to no avail         I can't find the secret to your combination         For the cunning old bastard has fitted a Yale         Fitted a Yale nonie nonie, fitted a Yale nonie none         The cunning old bastard has fitted a Yale                 "Chastity Belt," DigTrad filename[ CHASBELT

Essentially anonymous – said to have been written for the stage show "Wait a Minim" during the 1960's, with a cast of mainly Englishmen living in South Africa.

Apparently, it is controversial whether there ever was a chastity belt in actual usage – well other than voluntary sex games. Yes, there are lots of pictures of them but that's not the same as use. Does seem a remarkably impractical and cruel idea.

Early warning notice: This series of the Happy File noncontinues beginning April 16.
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