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BS: Following directions?

21 Apr 06 - 01:23 PM (#1723927)
Subject: BS: Following directions?
From: GUEST,Mrr

This was a new one... went to the fair with my kids, and I'm sitting next to the merry-go-round (carousel, for you brits, and happy bday to your queen while I'm at it), and I hear the following embedded in the safety message, which plays before every time they start:

You may only ride in English!

(then it goes on to say)
..or Western riding styles.

But I had time to go, what???!?

Other good directions without using foreign languages?


21 Apr 06 - 01:25 PM (#1723935)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: Amos

No talkie, no horsee, as they used to say in the laundry business.

Guess that was a moment of severe cognitive dissonance!


A


21 Apr 06 - 02:11 PM (#1723990)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: GUEST,Mrr

You aren't kidding!


21 Apr 06 - 03:08 PM (#1724057)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: mack/misophist

Can't help wondering how many little kids (or parents) know what that means.


21 Apr 06 - 04:37 PM (#1724143)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: autolycus

Q. Why did the people of Israel wander thru the desert for 40 years?

A. 'Cos Moses wouldn't ask for directions.


21 Apr 06 - 06:03 PM (#1724190)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: Bill D

on an iron..

"Please remove clothes before ironing"


21 Apr 06 - 06:19 PM (#1724202)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

So you must ride this particular merry-go-round in either proper English riding style or proper western riding style? Considering that 95% of the kids that ride the thing have probably never been on a real horse, wouldn't "Face forward, hang on, and don't fall off!" be adequate rules?


21 Apr 06 - 07:40 PM (#1724254)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: Bill D

"serving suggestion"


21 Apr 06 - 07:44 PM (#1724259)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: Leadfingers

I still like the instruction on the BOTTOM of a can - "Open Other End"


21 Apr 06 - 10:48 PM (#1724381)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: frogprince

Guess what? I know the difference between an English saddle and a western saddle, but I've only ridden an occasional rent-a-horse since back when I rode an old plow horse bareback; I have no idea what the difference between English style and western style on a carousal horse would be.


21 Apr 06 - 10:52 PM (#1724386)
Subject: RE: BS: Following directions?
From: bobad

"carousal horse"

Good name for a rock band, that.