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BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.

06 May 06 - 10:36 PM (#1734285)
Subject: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?


2) Which country makes Panama hats?


3) From which animal do we get cat-gut?


4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?


5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?


6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?


7) What was King George VI's first name?


8) What color is a purple finch?


9) Where are Chinese goose-berries from?


10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?


06 May 06 - 10:38 PM (#1734287)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: GUEST

#9 - same as dingle-berries but from a China Man.


06 May 06 - 10:44 PM (#1734290)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Cluin

5. Being an artist I know that a camel hair brush is made of almost any hair, but camel... usually squirrel tail.

I use only good quality sable myself. Except for acrylics... then I use synthetics because acrylics wear brushes out quickly. A high quality sable brush for watercolour will last a lifetime. Hell, you might even pass it down to your grandkids.


06 May 06 - 10:46 PM (#1734294)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: bobad

2) Equador

3) Pig

5) Horse tail

8)Raspberry

9) New Zealand


06 May 06 - 10:49 PM (#1734296)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Cluin

6. Canary Islands' name comes from Canis, latin for dog.

The bird called a canary is named in turn after the Islands.

I knew that one too from an old trivia question.


06 May 06 - 11:49 PM (#1734343)
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From: Rapparee

I've taken this before and know the answers.


07 May 06 - 12:26 AM (#1734361)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: John O'L

And the South Sandwich Islands were so named because...


07 May 06 - 12:32 AM (#1734363)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: catspaw49

ON THE SUBJECT OF CANARIES:

from an ANCIENT Mudcat thread
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Subject: RE: Wreck of the Old 97
From: Art Thieme
Date: 28-Dec-98 - 05:47 PM


Mr. Earl-----Many trains carried live canaries whenever they could. If a train had a difficult time getting up a grade the brakeman'd bang on the side of the car the birds were housed within with a 2 by 4. The birds would intantly take to the air and lighten the train enough for the spinning driving-wheels to take the whole thing over the hump!Honest.

Art
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Subject: RE: Wreck of the Old 97
From: Bill D
Date: 28-Dec-98 - 05:56 PM


but the cost of canaries was so great back then, that they achieved the same effect by feeding the brakeman/conductor on beans and cabbage and having him stand on the rear caboose platform!! The trick was in the timing...(It is a little known fact that listening to an old brakeman tell about this is how the idea for JATO (jet assisted take-off) for the Air Force came about!)
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Subject: RE: Wreck of the Old 97
From: catspaw49
Date: 28-Dec-98 - 06:29 PM


...or sometimes on tough grade,like Horseshoe Curve in Pa., if a helper engine was not available, they'd boost steam pressure by getting two guys like Bill & Art to exhale into the valve gear.

catspaw
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Subject: RE: Wreck of the Old 97
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 28-Dec-98 - 07:45 PM


Of course, all these tecniques became obsolete when someone (Jay Gould's daughter?) realized that if you put larger wheels on the caboose, the train would always be goung downhill, and no coal at all was required.
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Subject: RE: Wreck of the Old 97
From: Benson
Date: 28-Dec-98 - 08:26 PM


Since the topic of canaries and gasses has arisen in this thread.... it came to mind.......I have been told that they used canaries in the coal mines to detect when the explosive gasses down deep in the mine had reached a level of danger.......the canary would die.....and the miner would get the hell out!!!

Do you suppose those canaries were freed from forced labor...??? Or was there just a run on canaries in 1903?
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Subject: RE: Wreck of the Old 97
From: catspaw49
Date: 28-Dec-98 - 10:50 PM


I suppose you could say the canaries were freed, but this particular group was traced in the Appalachian mountains for years following the wreck. Eventually forming into 7 groups, most had a hard time surviving in the wild. One surviving group was traced to a nesting site across the Cumberland Gap where they had migrated. Most of the local folk enjoyed having these unique birds in their hills. The main nesting area was on the Clinch River northwest of Knoxville. However, the mercury contaminating the river along with the proximity to Oak Ridge, where the birds were often seen feeding, caused mutations and eventually death to the almost the entire flock. The only known descendant of these birds can be seen today on Sesame Street at PBS.

catspaw

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Great place, the 'Cat.......even back then........

Spaw


07 May 06 - 02:50 PM (#1734649)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: autolycus

If anyone has any books of popular fallacies (different from urban myths) which the quiz is about, that are no longer required, I'd be interested.

   I already have the Ackerman, both Tom Burnam, Ward's Dictionary of Common Fallacies, Fads and Fallacies, Clark's Mistakes we Make (but not its successor, More Mistakes we Make), Ignorance of Certainty (but not yet Prevalence of Nonsense, also by Montagu and Darling)

   11. What error(s) might be in the following,"The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing-fields of Eton"Duke of Wellington)?


   Ivor


07 May 06 - 03:12 PM (#1734667)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Don Firth

AHEM!!

The Canary Islands are in the Pacific? Far be it from me to echo the recent thread on how few people actually know where Iraq is, but......

Gaze in wonder!!

Don Firth


07 May 06 - 03:18 PM (#1734675)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

They winter there, Don. It's a well-known piece of trivia.


07 May 06 - 03:37 PM (#1734692)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Don Firth

Uh . . . okay. . . .

Don Firth


07 May 06 - 03:47 PM (#1734700)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Rapparee

And just EVERYONE knows that the Sandwich Islands changed their name to "Hawaii" to avoid any possible idea that they were somehow affiliated with McDonald's.


07 May 06 - 04:35 PM (#1734728)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

Don't want to sidetrack stuff. But, so far 2,3,5,6,8 and 9 have been answered. That leaves 1,4,7 and 10.


07 May 06 - 04:47 PM (#1734737)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

BTW, I lost the site that quiz came from.


07 May 06 - 04:53 PM (#1734738)
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From: Snuffy

1 116 years 1337-1453
4 November
7 Albert
10 30 years 1618-1648


07 May 06 - 05:05 PM (#1734745)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

Thank you Snuffy.


07 May 06 - 05:06 PM (#1734746)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

THIS THREAD MAY BE CLOSED NOW.

CALLING ALL CLONES. GET OFF THE SHAMBLES THREAD AND CLOSE THIS ONE, SVP.

THANK YOU.


07 May 06 - 05:06 PM (#1734748)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Little Hawk

1) about 3 times as long as a USA presidential campaign
2) Liechtenstein
3) the shrew
4) May
5) polypropylene copolymer
6) the moose
7) Alfonse
8) puce
9) the upper Amazon
10) long enough to enable Duncan Entwhistle to escape Loch Tibald in western Scotland and launch his tragically unsuccessful bid to assume the throne of Portugal.


07 May 06 - 05:11 PM (#1734756)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

Finally, someone with the RIGHT answers. Trust a Canuck . . . .


07 May 06 - 05:45 PM (#1734773)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Little Hawk

Heh! ;-D That was, like, too easy, eh?


07 May 06 - 05:48 PM (#1734777)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

Yo, bro, way ta go . . . .


07 May 06 - 06:04 PM (#1734793)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Dave the Gnome

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
It wasn't a war it was a peace keeping mission.

2) Which country makes Panama hats?
The same one that makes Panama heads.

3) From which animal do we get cat-gut?
Must be from the wild bagpipe. Makes an awful din anyway.

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
Ve Russinas do not celebrate. That is the perogative of the decadent vest.

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Metal. Gets the fleas off the camel better.

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
The Canary Islands are in the Pacific?

7) What was King George VI's first name?
King of course. Surname Georgevi Runs the Greek chippy in Canal Street.

8) What color is a purple finch?
No such thing. There is an avian flu epidemic you know.

9) Where are Chinese goose-berries from?
The geese have all died of the avian flu as well. The were berried where they fell.

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
How many times do we have to tell you. It is NOT a war...

Full marks I think

:D (tG)


07 May 06 - 06:08 PM (#1734795)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

Have to agree with you, DtG. The new title goes to DAVE THE GNOME.


07 May 06 - 06:11 PM (#1734802)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Bill D

Dave already HAS a title...Gnome.


07 May 06 - 06:18 PM (#1734809)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Rapparee

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

Long time. Real long time. Even longer for the poor sods under fire. Besides, it was a police action.

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

Idaho.

3) From which animal do we get cat-gut?

Mountain lions. You have to extract it from the living, active animal to get the best sound.

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

Same month as the British do.

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

Please so not end sentences with a preposition. It would be far preferable to ask "Of what is a camel's hair brush made?"

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

The badger, which is pronounced "Canary" by the inhabitants of these islands.

7) What was King George VI's first name?

Gorgeous. He was named for a professional wrestler.

8) What color is a purple finch?

Far better to ask, "What color is it not?" For the finch contains within itself all colors, just as you contain all people within yourself, past, present, and future. For the fullness of the All is All.

9) Where are Chinese goose-berries from?

Geese. They are what remains after the flock takes off.

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?

What, after all, is Time? To a voyager moving at the speed of light it becomes a crawl, while to those relative to whom the voyager is moving it becomes a frightening blur of change. To a mountain it is nothing, yet to a mayfly it is a fleeting period in which to reproduce yourself. Is time merely duration? Can we enhance time, or make it move more slowly, or speed it up? Can we skip from period of time to period of time without experiencing the intervening periods? Thus you can see that this question is meaningless and therefore all answers are valid.


07 May 06 - 06:22 PM (#1734812)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Little Hawk

I see I have started a trend. ;-) Well, not the first time.


07 May 06 - 06:26 PM (#1734814)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

The new crown goes to

yes, you guessed it

RAPAIRE


07 May 06 - 06:27 PM (#1734816)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

LH, you have caused serious THREAD DRIFT.


07 May 06 - 06:29 PM (#1734821)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: The Fooles Troupe

And I didn't open this thread earlier cause I thought it would be boring! Can I make up my own answers too? All the best politicians do! Come to think of it, How about I make up my own questions? All the best politicians do that too, so they already have the answers - 'Why are we going to Iraq?'


07 May 06 - 06:35 PM (#1734827)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

Because, we CAN'T find Hawaii on the map. I have been looking for days . . . . NO HAWAII.


07 May 06 - 07:06 PM (#1734849)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Little Hawk

Iraq isn't on that map either. Now we know why so many Americans can't find it.


07 May 06 - 07:19 PM (#1734857)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

What a shot . . . .


07 May 06 - 07:20 PM (#1734860)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Little Hawk

Wow. But why on this thread?


07 May 06 - 07:30 PM (#1734867)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: The Fooles Troupe

You'd prefer shots of Venus in her bath?


07 May 06 - 07:43 PM (#1734876)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: gnomad

You have access to THOSE Fools?

Yes please.


Oh, and, wow indeed Peace.


07 May 06 - 08:02 PM (#1734891)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: The Fooles Troupe

I've only got a Milo can - Ven us dat enough?


07 May 06 - 08:11 PM (#1734899)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

At, not in. Prepositions, huh?


07 May 06 - 08:56 PM (#1734929)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Rapparee

How dare you post a picture of my old girld friend Florabelle!!! Sir, I demand satisfaction! Broadswords at 30 paces!!


07 May 06 - 08:57 PM (#1734930)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

Nay, Sir, gattling guns at 10 paces.


07 May 06 - 09:05 PM (#1734935)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Don Firth

Hand grenades in a phone booth?

Don Firth


07 May 06 - 09:24 PM (#1734951)
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From: Little Hawk

Claymores in a broom closet!


07 May 06 - 09:26 PM (#1734952)
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From: Little Hawk

Here's a better picture...

Stevie


07 May 06 - 10:01 PM (#1734970)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Peace

Just in the nick of time, too.


08 May 06 - 09:11 AM (#1735295)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: Bunnahabhain

Yes, Google use is indeed not cricket. Cricket is a game that has now been limited to lasting a mere five days, and is only played by the British, and her colonies, mainly to annoy each other, or as an excuse to sit in the sun and drink beer.

A Google is ten to the power of 100, or about the number of Shambles moans about censorship...


08 May 06 - 10:18 AM (#1735337)
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From: The Fooles Troupe

But Bunnahabhain,

since Packer 'improved' the game, a game can now be over in as few as 20 overs per side...

But I have noticed, that what with all the multiple replays of every ball, and the extracts from games played years ago, that tend to be spliced in every time a seagull scratches its bum, the average number of balls per over is now 67.239, so a game still takes 5 days!


08 May 06 - 10:23 AM (#1735343)
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From: Peace

The British play THIS five days a year? I don't get it . . . .


08 May 06 - 10:55 AM (#1735361)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Yeah, the pitch is higher in warmer temperatures, and silent in the cold.


10 May 06 - 11:55 AM (#1737260)
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From: Wolfgang

An offshot of question 4:

In which month do the Bavarians celebrate the Oktoberfest?

Wolfgang


10 May 06 - 02:02 PM (#1737342)
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From: Bunnahabhain

They don't. When the tourists arrive for it in November, they all bugger off to somewhere else, being sensible people....


25 Nov 06 - 03:03 AM (#1892983)
Subject: RE: BS: QUIZ. Google use not cricket.
From: GUEST,Tourist

Where the fuck did everybody go?