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BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...

04 Jun 06 - 10:33 PM (#1753081)
Subject: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Bobert

LOL...

I was just watching a very retarded (Bobert, you can't day that!!!...) movei when a commercial came on sellin' some new miracle drug fir folks with constipation...

So, I must be real bored so I actually listened to it and then after they tolf me how wondwerful this new drug was they told me the side affects...

"Bad Diarreah" was one of the side effects..... Hmmmmmmmmmm???

Like there's good diarreah???

Nevermind...


04 Jun 06 - 10:35 PM (#1753084)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Rapparee

Wait one. This thing for curing constipation can cause "bad diarrhea"?? I'd expect it to cause something along that line, but "bad diarrhea"?

Now ain't that the shits?!?!?


04 Jun 06 - 10:46 PM (#1753088)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: John O'L

I guess it depends on whether or not it was bad constipation?

(Good constipation = good diarrhoea)


04 Jun 06 - 10:46 PM (#1753089)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Don Firth

The much advertised "purple pill" (Nexium) for esophageal reflux? Possible side effects.

No, thanks. I'll just pop a couple of Rolaids.

Don Firth


04 Jun 06 - 10:51 PM (#1753092)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Bobert

Yeah, ya' ever notice that the possible side effects is always wrser than whatever it it that these pills is 'sposed to be fixin'???

I mean, like, a migraine pill that may cause, ahhhh, friggin head aches???

But, hey, what a deal... Only a hundred bucks a bottle of 'um....


04 Jun 06 - 10:58 PM (#1753095)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Rapparee

This is for topical podophyllum, a cure for warts (a prescription drug, because it's poison):

Early symptoms of too much medicine being absorbed into the body

Abdominal or stomach pain; clumsiness or unsteadiness; confusion; decreased or loss of reflexes; diarrhea (may be severe and continuing); excitement, irritability, or nervousness; hallucinations (seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there); muscle weakness; nausea or vomiting; sore throat and fever; unusual bleeding or bruising.

Late symptoms of too much medicine being absorbed into the body

Constipation; convulsions (seizures); difficult or painful urination; difficulty in breathing; dizziness or lightheadedness, especially when getting up from a lying or sitting position; drowsiness; fast heartbeat; numbness, tingling, pain, or weakness in hands or feet (may not occur for about 2 weeks after medicine is used); pain in upper abdomen or stomach (mild, dull, and continuing), bleeding and pus from all bodily orifices followed by excrutiating tetany and death.


(I added that last bit about bleeding and death.)

But like I'm going to risk convulsions, vomiting and the rest for a wart cure?????


04 Jun 06 - 11:19 PM (#1753105)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The potential for song parodies created by this "Bad Diarrhea" thing is astounding! "Bad Diarrhea" to the tune of "Guantanamera". "Bad Diarrhea" to the tune of "Good Vibrations". "There Ain't No Good Diarrhea" to the tune of "There Ain't No Good Chain Gangs". Diarrhea" to the tune of "The Macarena". No, wait! Cheech and Chong already did "Gonorrhea" to that one. A parody of a parody is illegal, isn't it?


04 Jun 06 - 11:30 PM (#1753110)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: John O'L

Sounds like a good idea. Or is it a bad idea?


05 Jun 06 - 04:43 AM (#1753180)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: kendall

If half of the population suffers from constipation, does that mean the the other half enjoy it?


05 Jun 06 - 04:54 AM (#1753185)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: John MacKenzie

You gets a good run fer yer money Bobert!
G.


05 Jun 06 - 05:08 AM (#1753191)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: GUEST,Spellchecker

Diarrhoea


05 Jun 06 - 05:09 AM (#1753192)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Divis Sweeney

Bisto gravy ad, claims, It brown's as it thickens !


05 Jun 06 - 07:24 AM (#1753230)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: The Fooles Troupe

"clumsiness or unsteadiness; confusion; decreased or loss of reflexes; diarrhea (may be severe and continuing); excitement, irritability, or nervousness; hallucinations (seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there); muscle weakness; nausea or vomiting"

Isn't that just Old Folkie Fart Syndrome?


05 Jun 06 - 11:21 AM (#1753328)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: John MacKenzie

It is easier for a Bobert shit to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a JimmyT to enter the kingdom of New Haven.
Giok


05 Jun 06 - 11:26 AM (#1753332)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: number 6

With the 2 recent posts about our choice of eating establishments such as McDonalds, Burger King and cheap roadside diners, It is no wonder this thread was followed.

sIx


05 Jun 06 - 11:40 AM (#1753339)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Ebbie

Guest/Spellchecker, in the US it is spelled: diarrhea.

(And many of us don't often use 'spelt'.)


05 Jun 06 - 12:03 PM (#1753352)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: number 6

Spelt (one of the oldest cultivated grains) might help cure 'the poops' Ebbie.

sIx


05 Jun 06 - 12:40 PM (#1753376)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Ebbie

Ya think?


05 Jun 06 - 01:03 PM (#1753388)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Rapparee

Especially if eaten raw.


05 Jun 06 - 02:01 PM (#1753423)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Ebbie

munch, munch


05 Jun 06 - 04:44 PM (#1753502)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: number 6

Had a sandwch at lunch ... the bread was spelt. It's more like crunch, crunch.

sIx


05 Jun 06 - 04:53 PM (#1753518)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Liz the Squeak

I once had an indigestion remedy that gave as a side effect 'make cause breast growth in men'.... nothing about women, just in men.

LTS


05 Jun 06 - 07:31 PM (#1753633)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Like Guys would notice?


05 Jun 06 - 07:33 PM (#1753635)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: John O'L

Yes Liz, they were legally required to remove the warning for women that it "may cause their balls to drop"...


05 Jun 06 - 07:41 PM (#1753640)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: The Fooles Troupe

I know one Lady, a good friend though, that wears hers on her chest...


05 Jun 06 - 07:53 PM (#1753647)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Ebbie

Number 6, sounds like that bread may not have been spelt but spoilt.


05 Jun 06 - 11:07 PM (#1753807)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Rapparee

Rhizopus nigricans rules!!!


05 Jun 06 - 11:16 PM (#1753818)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: number 6

Sounds good Rapaire!

sIx


06 Jun 06 - 04:59 PM (#1754424)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: GUEST

Hey Guest spellchecker. It aint so much how you spell it as how you smell it!


07 Jun 06 - 07:27 AM (#1754831)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Liz the Squeak

Isn't it funny that the acid in the human stomach can dissolve a gold tooth, but sweetcorn passes through unscathed....

LTS


07 Jun 06 - 01:57 PM (#1755096)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: gnomad

Liz, have you any data on the gold thing? I understood it would also be unscathed.

Mind you I agree about sweetcorn, maybe it related to [everything comes up..] diced carrot.


07 Jun 06 - 03:54 PM (#1755154)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Nigel Parsons

I saw the thread title and thought...




Someone is having a bad spell of diarrhoea!

Cheers
Nigel


Ps. "Has the bottom fallen out of your world?
      Take Ex-Lax, and let the world fall out of your bottom!"


07 Jun 06 - 04:10 PM (#1755163)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???...
From: Liz the Squeak

Swallowed a gold tooth crown once.. never saw it again, despite close searching for it... the sweetcorn I ate for lunch on Monday on the other hand.....

LTS