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08 Jun 06 - 04:57 PM (#1755778) Subject: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Alba Ok so you tried to sneek another Birth Day passed us....well, it didn't work...**Big Grin** HAPPY BIRTH DAY SPAW MA DEAR Have a Wonderfilled Day and a Wonderfilled Year ahead. Health, Happiness and Warmest Wishes to Ya. Love Judi |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:01 PM (#1755780) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Desdemona Many happy returns of the day; enjoy it with the people you love! Cheers, ~D |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:04 PM (#1755782) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Amos Aw JAYSUS!! NOW ya done it. Joe's gonna be all over this thread, and Spaw can't do his usual thing 'cuz it's in his honor. I'll have to pinch hit, and I will, but just for the team, not 'cuz I like it, you understand: Spaw: You are a hairy old goat with one foot in the cesspool and the other on your own banana. Go carefully and don't fall in, but if you do, don't say I didn't warn you. Otherwise, bite my ass! Amos There. That oughta keep Joe happy. A |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:05 PM (#1755783) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Little Hawk Hot damn! I have almost talked the Fish and Chips place into turning over their Big Mouth Billy Bass wall plaque talking fish. All it needs is a new set of batteries, and it's entertainment time! |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:14 PM (#1755788) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Rapparee Picture, if you will, four darling curly-topped children, clothed in patched but clean rags, gathered about the table to celebrate a birthday. There is a candle on the single week-old doughnut that is the celebratory feast, and the children are warming their tiny hands from its flame, for there is frost on the inside of the poor cardboard walls that serve only to mitigate the fierce auroreal blasts outside. Listen now as their aged mother, her gray hair neatly combed, sings the family's traditional Birthday Song in her quavering old voice: Happy Birthday to you! Your nose is so red! You're another year older And soon you'll be dead. Happy Birthday, Spaw. May you have at least several more. |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:15 PM (#1755790) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Little Hawk Hmm. And there is that collected recordings of William Shatner's Greatest Hits by Ktel. The boxed set. 8 shiny new discs of classic cuts. I'd been saving that for someone who really deserves it. |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:17 PM (#1755791) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Rapparee And here is a birthday wish, straight from the heart: May your Beano never fail. |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:17 PM (#1755792) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Morticia Happy Birthday Uncle Pat.Hope it's a wonderful one. |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:25 PM (#1755801) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Geoff the Duck Another Birthday Spaw - and after all the cash we paid to that bloody faker the Beast. He promised that he would get you on the 6th. Blody Rapture my foot! oh well..... QUACK! Geoff the Duck. |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:28 PM (#1755803) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Sorcha Oh dear gods...run for the hills! Happy happy, Pat! Give Cletus, and all the bhoys a kiss! |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:29 PM (#1755805) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: frogprince Happy Birrrrthdaaay; Happy Birrrrthdaaay; Sin and sorrow fill the air; People dying ev'rywhere; Happy Birrrrthdaaay; Happy Birrrrthdaaay. |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:35 PM (#1755810) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: khandu Ho hum, blah blah blah, yada yada yada. This is getting old. Yeah, right! Spaw's what's getting old!!! Didn't we have a similar thread a year ago? & the year before & the year before on and on and on; ad nauseum But what the hell. Go head on, say it or you'll hurt his damned old feelings! Happy birthday, Spaw!Ho hum, blah blah blah, yada yada yada khandu |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:41 PM (#1755812) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: alanabit Happy birthday and many more to come. |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:43 PM (#1755814) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Gluon |
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08 Jun 06 - 05:46 PM (#1755815) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Divis Sweeney Best regards for the day and hope the year ahead brings health and happiness. Enjoy many more. Seamus |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:15 PM (#1755822) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Micca Haooy Birthday, Old codger,from yer Cousin, Micca |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:18 PM (#1755826) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: John MacKenzie Jacqui.c here Happy birthday you old b'stard. Your birthday present will be in the mail when we get back home. |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:20 PM (#1755829) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Geoff the Duck This is currently alongside a thread entitled "Nitrogen filled tyres - worthwhile?" Sounds safer than Methane filled Catspaw......... Quack! Geoff |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:20 PM (#1755830) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: skarpi HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAW enjoy it All the best Skarpi Iceland. |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:22 PM (#1755831) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST I ain't sendin' ya no present...ole shriveled buckeyes... |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:22 PM (#1755832) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Hollowfox Happy Birthday, m'man! Looks like you had some fine weather for it, too. Kiss the family for me, Mary |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:24 PM (#1755833) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: katlaughing Key-riced! Thanks, Alba, for saving MY forgetfull arse!! Can't believe this. I even have it written down but do I look at my calendar? NO! Anyway, Spawdarlin'....do you want the Evil Twin phone call, the Sexy phone call, or the Clean up the Cat Litter phone call? Doesn't really matter 'cause yer getting one anyway! Happy Birthday and I KNOW you have many more cause you are finally taking care of yerself!! luvyaPeaches....kat |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:34 PM (#1755841) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Áine Hot damn, Yee-haw and Shee bang yer bootee!!!! Happy birthday, you old floppy assed tortoise!!! May you waddle on the warm beaches and swim in the cool waters forever and a day. ;-) Biggest hogs and snugs, Áine |
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08 Jun 06 - 06:40 PM (#1755845) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: John MacKenzie Kendall here. Why was he born so beautiful Why was he born at all He's no bloody use to anyone He's no bloody use at all. He ought to be publicly pissed on He ought to be publicly shot Then put in a public urinal And left there to fester and rot... |
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08 Jun 06 - 07:01 PM (#1755856) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Geoff the Duck Hear Hear! |
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08 Jun 06 - 07:08 PM (#1755859) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: The Fooles Troupe Happy Birthday to you. You live in the zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too. PhhhhhZZZZZZZZTTTTTT! |
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08 Jun 06 - 07:11 PM (#1755862) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: John MacKenzie Have a gas of a birthday you old fraud. Giok |
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08 Jun 06 - 07:11 PM (#1755863) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: The Fooles Troupe BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) BS: Ann Coulter scrapes bottom :-) |
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08 Jun 06 - 07:15 PM (#1755865) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Little Hawk What a face. What a figure. Two more legs and you'd look like... A jackass with 6 legs? A double amputee octopus with a weight problem? Hell, I don't know...all I know is, you'd look Butt-UGLY! |
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08 Jun 06 - 07:28 PM (#1755882) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bee-dubya-ell Seems like every time Spaw's birthday rolls around it presents another opportunity to tell him what a lame-brained, broke-dick, shit-for-brains fuck-wit he is. Well, this year it's gonna be different. I'm gonna leave the "lame-brained" part out. |
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08 Jun 06 - 07:33 PM (#1755886) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: The Fooles Troupe How nice that he's got you for a friend then, Bee-dubya-ell... |
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08 Jun 06 - 07:43 PM (#1755892) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Severn Relax here in the Cat Spa they named after you, and have a happy laid-back birthday. |
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08 Jun 06 - 07:44 PM (#1755894) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bobert Danged, Spawzer, didn't you just have a bunch of these things here lately??? You trying to catch up with Moses, 'er what??? But, what the hey, have a good 'un... BTW, the Wes Ginny Slide Rule ***IS*** countin'... Bobert, P-Vine, the WGSR, Couzin' Rufus and the ever lovely, Retha May... |
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08 Jun 06 - 08:27 PM (#1755920) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: SINSULL Happy Birthday, Sweetie. Enjoy! SINS |
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08 Jun 06 - 08:28 PM (#1755921) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Cllr Hoppy birdy Spaw you are one of a kind thank goodness (he he he)Cllr |
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08 Jun 06 - 08:29 PM (#1755923) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: bbc Yup, it was circled on my calendar, but it might have gotten past me. Happy day of days, my dear, & many more! love, Barbara |
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08 Jun 06 - 08:38 PM (#1755930) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST Good on ya - many more please! How's the ticker doing these days ? |
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08 Jun 06 - 08:40 PM (#1755931) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: karen k Happy birthday, Spaw. I hope you have a wonderful day. I wish you good health and much happiness in the coming year. I always enjoy your posts. love ya, karen |
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08 Jun 06 - 08:47 PM (#1755933) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Wesley S Yes - our best to you and the family. |
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08 Jun 06 - 09:07 PM (#1755941) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: number 6 Have a good one ... regardless. sIx |
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08 Jun 06 - 09:21 PM (#1755951) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: catspaw49 Well geez..........Joe should have no problem with this thread since Amos started by supplying the "difference" but this has got to be a totally wacko thread from all. I feel like I need to say something to all of you individually but I'm such a sorry-ass I'll just make this post do!!! BTW.....I slipped through last year without one of these and I thought I had done it again but Alba started this thread about 5 minutes after I logged off. Be it known to all that I DO appreciate all the good and crappy wishes on this day......and who else can say they appreciate crappy wishes? Who else has friends who give crappy wishes come to think of it..........Many thanks and I'll get even with all as the year progresses............ T'was a great day as I didn't do jack-squat!!! Had a fine meal with the family and treated myself to a Hot Fudge Sundae later. Tris wanted to know what I wanted and I told him a few hands of Skip-Bo (which the little squirt plays really well) and he was happy to oblige. Michael grunted at me in a moderately pleasant tone so all is well! Karen and I are both feeling better than either of us have in years. I am smoke free for almost 7 months now and she is 5 months out of surgery and down 80 POUNDS!!!!!! We're looking forward more than usual to 10 days of camping back home this year. Thanks all once again and if that ain't good enough then go piss up a slack rope (:<)) Spaw |
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08 Jun 06 - 09:25 PM (#1755952) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Little Hawk Good stuff, man! You may not need a transfusion of Shatner recorded music quite as badly as I thought, cos it sounds like you are doing okay. |
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08 Jun 06 - 10:30 PM (#1755987) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: MMario Hippo Birdies 'spaw! for a guy that keeps playing tag with the Grim Reaper - it's sure good to still see you around. |
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09 Jun 06 - 12:56 AM (#1755998) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: CarolC Ok, this is more like it... Happy Birthday, Spaw! |
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09 Jun 06 - 10:03 AM (#1756020) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: freda underhill Happy Birthday, Mr 'Spaw..! freda |
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09 Jun 06 - 10:12 AM (#1756023) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bill D I'm late, as usual, so....a MOST bodacious un-birthday, ya old...never mind, they've said it all up above. Say...I have the perfect gift! There's this online pool game which.....ooops.... |
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09 Jun 06 - 10:20 AM (#1756029) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Metchosin Happy Happy Birthday Spaw!!!!! |
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09 Jun 06 - 11:27 AM (#1756061) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: SunnySister Hey there dear man! So that's why you were asking about how old my dad is- as it's your birthday on the 8th too!! Happy Birthday to you, even if one day late! Men born on the 8th tend to be totally unique individuals and you seem to fill that title very well! :) I can't tell you how very happy I am to hear you and your wife are doing so well. It really has made my day as I remember that not long ago I was sending serious positive thoughts for you and was very worried for you. This is a wonderful birthday to celebrate. You are here and I am always so happy to read your posts. Celebrating you- SunnySister |
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09 Jun 06 - 11:35 AM (#1756066) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: gnu I am saving this thread to read later as i can just imagine some of the comments. Have a very Happy Birthday, ya ol' fart. |
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09 Jun 06 - 05:20 PM (#1756291) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Dani Wow! Sounds like a great birthday! I'm so happy for you. Hate to ruin the party with good wishes, but can't help it: May you have many, many more just like it. Apparently, you deserve 'em. Dani |
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09 Jun 06 - 06:08 PM (#1756311) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Dave Swan To: P.F. Patterson Fr: LFPS Personnel Department Re: Birthday Dear Mr. Patterson, It has come to the attention of the personnel department of Lane, Fielding, Patterson & Swan, Layabouts for Hire that you have applied for the birthday benefit of 1.5 payrate for the day, in lieu of time off. Although we are grateful that you have not lumbered us with attempting to discern when you're intentionally doing nothing, as opposed to congentially doing nothing, we must regretfully deny your request. By our calculation, you have used more lives than a cat, thus placing your birthday account in the negative column for some years to come. Of greater concern to us is your recent spate of good health and the image it presents. Henceforth, and for the good of the company, until such time as you are able to present a record of professional quality indolence at least forty hours each week, your benefits will be held in an administrative account. In short, Mr. Patterson, you're doing too much. While we celebrate for your return to health, just think how it looks to the public. For several years, you had the second best profile in the company. Now you're frisking about smoke free with a svelte chick on your arm. Really, Mr. Patterson, you've an image to uphold. Get back on the couch. Our inspectors will drop by your jobsite to inspect for Cheetos stains on your fingers, remote control callouses and beer stains on your beater. Remember, at LFPS, in our endeavor to provide the least, we never sleep. Well, that's not really true, but you get the point. AT LFPS, if we could do less, we would. |
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09 Jun 06 - 08:09 PM (#1756364) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: AllisonA(Animaterra) How do I follow that, but with a (((HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUG))) |
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09 Jun 06 - 08:14 PM (#1756366) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,David Bowie I regret to say the man's a bit of a prat. He never appreciated the finer points of my recording, "Space Oddity". |
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09 Jun 06 - 08:21 PM (#1756367) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Art Thieme Ah, Pat, I hope you and yours have a wonderful "celibation" ! (And a happy birthday too ;-) Art |
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09 Jun 06 - 09:03 PM (#1756400) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Jeri As a member of LFPS-- who was, by the way, forgotten, because the other members were all asleep and I've done so little they hardly noticed me. I thought about writing an e-mail to complain but would have had to push a button to turn the computer on and figure out who would be the person to do nothing about it, so I just changed the channel and watched C-SPAM for a while. Whoops - please disregard that typo. Anyway, what I wanted to say was, as a member of LFPS and someone who doesn't get involved in very many birthday threads because, really, they're pretty much the same, year after year, person after person, for as long as they keep having birthdays, and I have to think up something different to say for each one and it makes my brain hurt and all I want to do is take some time to think of something interesting to say until it's another year, and I do it all again. It's all just so surreal, and there's a bunch of philosophical stuff one could say about it, if one were so inclined, but I have no idea what that stuff might be, or why one would say philosohpical stuff. So, as a member of LFPS, I wanted to say... well, I'm not sure what the hell it was I wanted to say. Get bent. |
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09 Jun 06 - 09:19 PM (#1756408) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Holy flip. This here LFPS outfit sounds like my kinda thing, eh? Can I join? I don't hafta flippin' do nothin' at all, right? Well, FLIP! I am the flippin' BEST anywhere when it comes to that, eh? I do flip-all most of the time, eh? Can you drink beer if you are a meber of LFPS? Can you smoke? Is gettin' stoned regular obliviatory? If that is the flippin' case then I am DEFINITIVELY IN! Signe me up, man. I am totally, like, preepared to do flip-all for weeks and months. Even years. I am READY for this gig, man! - Shane |
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10 Jun 06 - 01:09 AM (#1756513) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bugsy SHIT! I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY! Hope you had a good one buddy! Stay healthy and CUT DOWN ON THE VEGEMITE! CHeers Bugsy |
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10 Jun 06 - 07:07 AM (#1756596) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bat Goddess Geminis of the world, unite! Sorry I didn't have time to post to this thread earlier, but if you intend (as I do) to celebrate birthdays for at least a month, then I'm not actually late. Live long and prosper, Spaw! Linn |
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10 Jun 06 - 08:21 AM (#1756631) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Big Mick Spaw, I would like to have wished you a happy bday (as opposed to a happy bidet, which I hope you have one of also) on time, but I was a little tired from training to layabout on my big, fat, Irish ass. I have now mustered up a bit of gumption, but I am taking a nap after posting this. I would say that you spent the day in appropriate layabout fashion, not doing shit, except eating a hot fudge sundae and playin' with Tris. One cautionary note. Ifyou should get caught chasing the newly svelte Karen around the kitchen table, your bonus from LFPS will be in danger. Love ya, Happy Birthday, Mick |
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10 Jun 06 - 11:10 AM (#1756705) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Susan A-R Spaw, whenever I see one of these for you (and I've seen a fair number of them) it makes me smile. Glad you are still kicking litter around here and elsewhere. Now if it was a cut throat game of Skip-Bo I'm sure you are in trouble with the Layabouts. All the best Susan Oh, and if Spaw invites you over for a nice Birthday dinner just make sure it isn't the cabbage and beans variant. |
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10 Jun 06 - 11:41 AM (#1756727) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: wysiwyg Well, gee, Pat. I just returned from a quick trip to the Toledo, Ohio area and missed this until this morning. If I had only known! If I had only known! I COULD have pointed my ass south in the spirit of celebratory unity while I was there.... I guess the best I can do now is dedicate all those Ohio BBQ farts to you retroactively! And-- If I had only known! I COULD have made sure to drink lots of beer while I was there, but no-- I eschewed it in favor of my hosts' iced tea till I got back home to my stash. So tell ya what-- I'll double up now I'm back, to ensure sufficient beer-fart-power and quantity to reach you from here for the coming week. I know Hardi will help, too, for such a good cause. Look, just be sure we all get extra-early notice next year so we can make appropriate arrangements in advance of the day.... uh.... wait... no, that would be rude to all the other birthday boys and girls here-- don't wanna single you out like they're pond scum..... Aw, fuggit-- I'll just automatically double the beer in per-pe-fugging-tuity forthwith, in case ANYONE is having a birthday on any given day, and dedicate each "blaaapp" to "Friends of Spaw." That oughtta cover me for the year, eh?!? ~Susan |
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10 Jun 06 - 01:03 PM (#1756772) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: catspaw49 Geeziz ..... The whole thread has gotten worse. Thanks for giving Joe no reason to close it...........I guess...........and let me pass on Jeri's wish to all of you...... Get bent. Spaw |
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10 Jun 06 - 01:15 PM (#1756778) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Mrrzy Hi, best wishes, you know, it's in great part thanks to you (your fault?) that I joined this insanity... I am grateful even if no-one else is! |
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10 Jun 06 - 01:36 PM (#1756790) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: RichM Hippo Birdie, Spaw! btw, did the cartoon show "Futurama" base the character of the robot "Bender" on y'all?? Nevermind, just HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Rich |