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19 Feb 99 - 04:46 PM (#59277) Subject: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: Bert Just had to create this thread for Joe. Let's get him lots of stuff. Bert. |
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19 Feb 99 - 05:04 PM (#59281) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: Joe Offer Naughty kids'greatest hits was my favorite thread of time. Then, of course, there was the sequel -Joe Offer- |
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19 Feb 99 - 05:29 PM (#59287) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: Joe Offer Then there's Songs for Scouts. Hey, I wonder what happened to Rechal. Her head was full of a vast collection of obnoxious stuff. -Joe Offer- |
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19 Feb 99 - 09:56 PM (#59328) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: catspaw49 You really don't want to know this do you? As you too have done Joe, I travelled the roads everyday and once you've got business organized, you get bored. At one point or another my mind generally drifts to obnoxious lyrics for obnoxious songs. I hate the lounge lizard crap and have a particular antipathy for Broadway show tunes, hence you get:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA, where the broads come running 'cross the plains
If you'll just take my c*ck in you hand Are you sure you want anymore of this chauvinistic claptrap? catspaw |
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20 Feb 99 - 08:49 PM (#59413) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: catspaw49 Sorry Bert...You said, for Joe, "If it's obnoxious, I'm interested." Obviously I've killed this thread by taking "Obnxious" to new levels. And , pathetically enough, I've got others that are better...or worse, as the case may be. I'll go see a shrink the first of the week and see if I'm curable. Sorry about your thread Joe and Bert...catspaw |
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21 Feb 99 - 12:29 AM (#59422) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: Lonesome EJ Ah,Come on Catspaw!If you got worse,we wanna hear em! Wasn't this from Ho-klahoma? "Cops will let you outta the paddy/When I pick you up in my Caddy/when I pick you up in my Caddy wit the sun roof top......fishnet hose and garters will adorn her/when I let her out on her corner/when I let her out on the corner by the Liquor Store...that murky little corner by the ol Liquor Store" Ball is in your court, Cats.. |
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21 Feb 99 - 04:43 AM (#59435) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: catspaw49 I dunno' EJ...So maybe a lounge lizard favorite...always makes me a little "Misty"............
Look at me
On my own
That's enough of that one.......even I ain't gonna' write out the rest. catspaw |
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21 Feb 99 - 04:11 PM (#59488) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: mike cahill (inactive) kids love this one 'cos they can use a word they are not normally allowed to say i.e. arse hole = rectum What a wonderful fish the Sole is. What wonderful fish are Sole's. Though I'm glad to relate, I'm partial to skate, When served on a plate with rissoles. What a wonderful fish the Sole is. Like Mackerel they swim round in shoales. But the finest of fish, ever served in a dish ARE SOLE'S, ARE SOLE'S, ARE SOLE'S |
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22 Feb 99 - 02:37 PM (#59617) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: Bert Catspaw, I think Joe was looking for 'kids' obnoxious songs. (it's the rest of us that like the bawdy songs) Did you REALLY!!! sing those as a kid? Must admit I like the Oklahoma one. Bert. |
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22 Feb 99 - 02:44 PM (#59621) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: Joe Offer Right, Bert - I prefer songs with a "PG" or "G" rating - songs I can actually sing for kids. You know, nice songs about mayhem and vomit and getting drunk and being generally naughty. Songs that will get parents disgusted without getting me arrested or sued here in politically-correct California. This thread has taken a different tack, so let's let it go where it will. The Naughty Kids II(click here) thread suits me just fine. -Joe Offer- |
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22 Feb 99 - 03:54 PM (#59637) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: Teresa Hoo, boy! Catspaw, you outrageously naughty creature! (Grin) Um ... How could anyone top that one? Teresa |
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22 Feb 99 - 04:34 PM (#59639) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: catspaw49 Geez guys, I'm sorry...Like I said I used to make them up when I was bored driving between accounts...and,uh no...I didn't sing them as a kid. See, I saw the Naughty Kids II thread and just figured this one was for the TRULY obnoxious. And even I couldn't put in the rest of the Misty thing.I will refrain from the others because although I am irreverent I am not wholly without some semblance of taste, however bad. I do have some awful things, such as a nice parody of "76 Trombones" dealing with female anatomy, not to mention a version of "Some Enchanted Evening" called "Someone F****d My Poodle." On the other hand I did post the Garrison Keilor Songbook on the other thread.......just trying to be a nice guy!!! Too late, huh? Well........... catspaw |
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22 Feb 99 - 05:23 PM (#59646) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: Joe Offer Hey, Catspaw, this thread is hereby dedicated to you. Go ahead and get as trashy as you want. You go, boy! (or whatever is the appropriate male counterpart of "You go, girl!") -Joe Offer- |
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22 Feb 99 - 09:34 PM (#59709) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: Lonesome EJ Hey,Joe Offer! Can you post somekind of "You must be 21 years of age and not be offended by obscenity and frank sexual terms-ENTER HERE" warning,like the ones( I've been told)that are on certain other web pages?Like the one for "Naughty Swedish Coeds"? |
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23 Feb 99 - 12:01 AM (#59732) Subject: RE: If it's obnoxious, I'm Interested From: catspaw49 Look here...Please...This isn't one of 'paws funnies...I musta' been on something when I posted, I am really sorry. Especially this evening I see Laurel on...I hate to post this as it will only prolong the thread, BUT PLEASE...LET THIS THING DIE !!! catspaw |