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19 Jun 06 - 07:47 PM (#1764110) Subject: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Dave the Gnome I include myself in this category. I keep posting here there and everywhere. I argue with people who should be certified insane. I probably should be certified insane myself. There are people here and in other places who would, in any other circumstance, be taken away for further analysis. But I keep on coming back. Why? Just wondering. Napoleon Boneparte. |
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19 Jun 06 - 07:49 PM (#1764112) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Bill D *grin* because the WORLD is full of them.... |
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19 Jun 06 - 07:53 PM (#1764116) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST, Topsie and you can be as idiotic as you like, 'cos nobody's looking |
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19 Jun 06 - 07:55 PM (#1764121) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: John O'L Bill is correct. Your local pub or bar is full of idiots. Most workplaces are full of idiots. My kids go to a school full of idiots, and that includes the teachers. You & me, Dave. We're the only ones... |
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19 Jun 06 - 07:56 PM (#1764123) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: gnu Sucks, eh? I hate people. But, I suppose it's not good to generalize. Although, it might be worse to be specific... you know who you are. |
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19 Jun 06 - 07:56 PM (#1764125) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: John O'L Just remembered - See the happy idiot He doesn't give a damn I wish I was an idiot My God! Perhaps I am! |
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19 Jun 06 - 08:20 PM (#1764143) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Amos I think that I shall probably never see, An idiot as bad as those who use I/P An idiot who enters MY dominion ANd fouls it with his scurrilous opinion! An idiot who broadcasts scads of letters Insulting the sensibilities of his betters! In fact, the way things are, unless the Net should fall I'll never see an idiot at all. For they are even worse, when really seen! So let me stay behind m PC screen! A |
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19 Jun 06 - 08:20 PM (#1764144) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: McGrath of Harlow Pretty well all the people who post things on the internet are human beings. That's a good enough answer to the question. |
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19 Jun 06 - 08:39 PM (#1764161) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Ebbie I am well versed on the subject. When I look in the mirror, it is to shudder. Or is that 'shutter'? |
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19 Jun 06 - 08:49 PM (#1764167) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Mr Fox Sturgeon's Law: "90% of everything is crap". That includes people. |
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19 Jun 06 - 09:29 PM (#1764189) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Sorcha Yupper, cause we're all human. Now dogs on the other hand...only some of them are idiots. |
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19 Jun 06 - 10:18 PM (#1764219) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: M.Ted I think it's actually "See the happy moron"--on the internet though, you have to write something to be seen, and therein lies the problem-- |
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19 Jun 06 - 11:05 PM (#1764247) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Little Hawk My feeling is that a lot of dogs are idiots. I can only go by those I have known, mind you. I'd say that about half of them were idiotic in one sense or another. ;-) The thing is, idiots are noticeable. They're more noticeable than reasonable people. This causes them to appear much more prevalent than they actually are. That's my theory. |
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19 Jun 06 - 11:09 PM (#1764249) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: JohnInKansas I noticed Little Hawk when he said ... John |
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19 Jun 06 - 11:17 PM (#1764252) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Little Hawk There ya go! LOL! |
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19 Jun 06 - 11:26 PM (#1764260) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,Fernando How dull would it be if everybody was normal? If we never had accidents? If we never made misteaks? If we never got sick? |
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20 Jun 06 - 12:06 AM (#1764287) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: gnu Accidental idiots are fine. We all screw up sometimes. But, gosh, to me it's the ones who can't drive a grocery cart so I don't have to ask them to let me by when they block the aisles or the ones who can't figure out that their only job while stopped at a traffic light is to watch the fucking light. Why can't people actually look around themselves and be polite to others? "Why is the internet full of idiots?" Why not? The earth is full of them, every where you turn. It's as if being rude to others is some sort of statement, enforced and lauded by so called comedy shows like "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" and so on. Just be obnoxious or rude... it's fun. Sick puppies, I say. |
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20 Jun 06 - 12:09 AM (#1764289) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Little Hawk Let's see if we can market a bumper sticker that says: "Careful! You're following an idiot." The idea being...you buy the bumper sticker and put it on other people's cars when they're not looking. |
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20 Jun 06 - 12:43 AM (#1764311) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,Fernando I bought one that said Caution, Ignoragnt Fool Driving and stuck it on my buddys bumper while we were following each other to Florida. He was pissed when he saw it three days later. |
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20 Jun 06 - 02:59 AM (#1764352) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: The Fooles Troupe For some time now, The Fooles Troupe has been wondering if they should leave The Mudcat: too much competition! {:P |
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20 Jun 06 - 03:14 AM (#1764359) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Rasener One thing about the Internet and going on to forums like this, is you are unlikely to be kicked in the head for saying something that somebody else takes offence at. Its funny that, how people use the word "Idiot" to people and do not realise the hurt it can create. Ask my Autistic daughter. I don't take the politically correct approach and the title of this thread does not offend me, as it is a global statement. However when it's directed at one individual, who's fault it is not, then I get upset. |
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20 Jun 06 - 03:27 AM (#1764365) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak It is better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt..... LTS |
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20 Jun 06 - 03:32 AM (#1764368) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak ACtually I hadn't realised it was full.. I shall have to go elsewhere. LTS |
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20 Jun 06 - 03:51 AM (#1764378) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Big Al Whittle The way I see it, we idiots are in the ascendancy..... mind you all the really dangerous idiots have pursued careers in politics, the religious orders, newspaper publishing, etc. do we need them, we must ask ourselves...? |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:14 AM (#1764389) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Keith A of Hertford But it is so frustrating trying to tell people that they are wrong and you are right when they keep walking away and avoiding you. The computer never scurries off to the toilet. |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:20 AM (#1764393) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: David C. Carter Whilst trawling our local supermarket,I sometimes decide to park the grocery cart somewhere in a "quiet"corner",round by the Frozen Stir Fry Lizzard's Gizzards, for example,only to come back and find 27 half crazed Gizzards junkies climbing over everything and everybody, in the vain attempt at seizing a packet containing their required daily dose.And I never park over by the Cold Turkey counter! My wife,who is a very good driver,often seems to fall into a light stupor at the lights.She actually turned the engine off once! We never arrive anywhere on time! David |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:33 AM (#1764405) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak You have Frozen Stir Fry Lizzard Gizzards? Our local supermarket never has them in stock and if they do, some half brained crazy ass has parked a sodding trolley in front so the shorter shopper (i.e., me) can't reach them...... can you airmail me a couple of packets please? LTS |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:35 AM (#1764407) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,skipy "Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programes, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:43 AM (#1764413) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak Why do you think there are so many 'Idiots guide to' books......! LTS - an idiot and proud of it! Who else but an idiot would keep coming back here! |
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20 Jun 06 - 06:27 AM (#1764469) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: catspaw49 I don't mind the idiots. Its the flaming dickheads and jackleg assholes that bother me................ Spaw |
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20 Jun 06 - 06:53 AM (#1764480) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: David C. Carter Liz, They're in the Post. Bonne Appetit! Half Brained Crazy Ass. |
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20 Jun 06 - 06:54 AM (#1764481) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,Skipy I am trying very, very hard to stop being thought of as "an idiot" I have earned the title "f*%$wit" and should be addressed accordingly! Skipy |
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20 Jun 06 - 07:13 AM (#1764490) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak So sorry f*%$wit Skipy... mind if we shorten that to FW? Thank you for the 'programming today' bit - it's soon going to be a feature on my office wall.... laminated no less! LTS |
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20 Jun 06 - 07:21 AM (#1764493) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Bunnahabhain I am not an Idiot! According to Crystal, who is female, and therefore always right, I am, in fact, a Numpty, rather than an idiot. I am apparently useful for supplying chocolate, and giving her someone to feel superior to.... |
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20 Jun 06 - 07:25 AM (#1764494) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: catspaw49 I'm sorry Skipy but there is a rule that if you can't say/write fuckwit, you are not and cannot be a fuckwit. So either step up and tkae your place or be resigned to life as a shit-for-brains jerkwad. Spaw |
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20 Jun 06 - 07:45 AM (#1764504) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Ernest The internet was developed as a conspiracy to keep all the idiots away from real life. Apparently the idiots never understood that. There are still more than a few outside. |
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20 Jun 06 - 07:51 AM (#1764506) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Mr Red Because it is free, because it is open, because it is there. |
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20 Jun 06 - 07:51 AM (#1764507) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,Skipy I'm afriad that shortening fuckwit to FW will cause problems as I live in Grove Oxon, approx 1/2 mile from Williams F1 & of course Frank Williams has the F1 title of FW! Skipy. Ponder? |
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20 Jun 06 - 08:00 AM (#1764509) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak How about Crapula the Wondermoron then? LTS |
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20 Jun 06 - 09:02 AM (#1764553) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: freda underhill I think that's a stupid idea f.u. |
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20 Jun 06 - 09:06 AM (#1764558) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,the village of Define idiot. |
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20 Jun 06 - 09:11 AM (#1764572) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Tannywheeler Little Hawk, the only idiotic thing about (some) dogs is the way they care about, protect, adore slavishly, (some of) their people. Ernest, maybe they're still outside 'cuz they're idiots? Not like us who've had enough sense to come in out of.... Sorry, we're having a rain event here today. From Friday morning until just before church on Sunday we had 2&aquarter inches. We are promised almost 3in. before dawn tomorrow (Wednesday). We are on the road between Austin & Houston(in Texas). This morning as I coaxed the dog out for her "constitutional" she gave me that look: "When will you creatures learn the wisdom of coming in out of the rain. I keep trying to point it out...." Gratefully, I tell you that, though 13 and nearly blind, and very slow of foot and leg, she seems to be persevering in teaching us--not ready to call it hopeless. Do you suppose that's it? They've figured out that we're retar....um...intelligence challenged? and they're being patient with us, hoping for a breakthrough??? Tw |
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20 Jun 06 - 09:25 AM (#1764589) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,village idiot again I believe Sorcha is currently deluded because she is living in the new puppy romance stage. Just wait until mummy dearest dog isn't doing the cleaning up after them anymore, and it becomes Sorcha's job. We'll see how long the icing stays on the cake then. As some have noted here, most dogs are idiots. At times, they can be even more disgusting than children. Not often, mind you. But such idiotic things have been known to happen. The fact that such ocassions are rarely documented is proof, IMO, of just how bad it is. Just imagine if dogs could get on the internet. Where would we all be then? But cats are no idiots. Hence the saying 'dogs have owners, cats have staff'. |
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20 Jun 06 - 10:26 AM (#1764645) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Scoville My dog has staff (I told you she was cat-like--see the cat people/dog people thread). And I completely disagree that dogs are even more disgusting than children. I don't have anything, really, against either one, but I've never been as disgusted by anything a dog has done to me/on me as I have been by some of the Exorcist reenactments perpetrated by some of the children I've known. (I've also been bitten my more children than dogs. Go figure.) |
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20 Jun 06 - 10:30 AM (#1764654) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST 'Define idiot.' See Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,village idiot again Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:25 AM |
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20 Jun 06 - 10:32 AM (#1764656) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,Skipy A foolish or stupid person. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive. |
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20 Jun 06 - 10:37 AM (#1764663) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: kendall Oh yeah? Well, my dog knows more than some whole families. (He didn't vote for Bush either) |
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20 Jun 06 - 10:47 AM (#1764667) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Ebbie He does have some issues, Kendall. |
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20 Jun 06 - 11:02 AM (#1764676) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Bill D I wish I loved the human race; I wish I loved it's silly face. I wish I loved the way it walks, I wish I loved the way it talks. And when I'm introduced to one, I wish I thought "what jolly fun!" (some famous person whom I forget right now) |
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20 Jun 06 - 11:07 AM (#1764679) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Peace So tell me this: Why do medicines come in child-proof containers and bullets just come in a box? |
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20 Jun 06 - 11:32 AM (#1764702) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: bobad Because too many gun owners wouldn't be able to figure out how to get at the bullets. |
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20 Jun 06 - 12:19 PM (#1764734) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Little Hawk Almost all simple and common terms are now considered offensive, Skipy! In order to avoid offending nowadays, one is obliged to concoct ridiculous, convoluted descriptive terms like: "physically challenged", mentally challenged" and so on... This sort of thing was predicted long ago by writers like Orwell and Huxley. One of them called it Newspeak. It's a symptom of a certain kind of cultural fascism...given that the main modus operandus of fascism is to rule through fear. |
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20 Jun 06 - 12:28 PM (#1764745) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: skipy Hi Hawk, The above was a straight cut & paste from a dictionary not my typed out opinion. Regards Skipy |
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20 Jun 06 - 12:29 PM (#1764746) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Peace This place gets pedantic faster than a goose can shit corn. |
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20 Jun 06 - 12:37 PM (#1764756) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Little Hawk Heh! Yeah, it does... |
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20 Jun 06 - 12:52 PM (#1764773) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Amos I thought pedantery was illegal? A |
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20 Jun 06 - 01:06 PM (#1764782) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: wysiwyg I don't know that the internet is full of idiots, but I do know that there are a lot of people in it who separate their internet life off (deliberately or unawarely) as not worth being their own, best selves. I also have seen, however, how that has a way of changing over time, when something compelling brings them to a new paradigm. ~Susan |
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20 Jun 06 - 01:10 PM (#1764786) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: MMario they kicked us off the corner by the drugstore. where else could we go? |
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20 Jun 06 - 01:20 PM (#1764789) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Peace Fookin right, Mario. |
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20 Jun 06 - 01:29 PM (#1764799) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Skivee MMario, how about Ren fairs, then?...or have we filled them up already? |
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20 Jun 06 - 01:38 PM (#1764809) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Ernest I always thought Ren fairs were for fools - do they admit idiots now? Even when they don`t wear those little bells etc.? |
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20 Jun 06 - 03:54 PM (#1764913) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,village idiot again I believe the Ren fairs are still off limits to idiots, but they are allowed in the gate with historic re-enactors. And Guest 10:30 a.m., I refuse to respond to anyone who would actually attempt to define 'idiot'. Oh wait, I just did. OK, but I'm just the generic definition of idiot. I think some of you could stand to be a lot more specific in your definitions of idiot. Also, no one has yet responded to my query as to what we would do if dogs could get on the internet. |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:00 PM (#1764920) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: skipy Dogs will never get on the internet until cats show them how and give their permission! Skipy What I have just written was dictated by Simba |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:08 PM (#1764927) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,village idiot again skipy, this is too strange but, my step-mom has a cat names Simba. Village Idiot Staff to 2 cats one looks and behaves like an otter, the other like a lemur. |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:11 PM (#1764928) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Peace Not THE Simba of Lion King fame!??? |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:16 PM (#1764932) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: MMario godsteeth! In sooth some knave has scarpered off with my post! In response to Skivee - I said: I will admit plenty of idiots seem to come through the gates at ren-faire - but we know no idiots would ever *work* there!!!! *choke,cough* sorry |
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20 Jun 06 - 04:41 PM (#1764942) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: skipy Swahili ( or some other spelling ) for lion. Neon lershi mateetee wan oumay malia Phoenetically spelt, means Show me your tits you male prostitute, amazing what my wonderful Kenyan workers will teach me to say! |
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20 Jun 06 - 06:53 PM (#1765029) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak Q. You the village idiot? A. Nope, 'smy turn nex wik. Q. You lived here all your life? A. Not yet. LTS |
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20 Jun 06 - 07:01 PM (#1765045) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Dave the Gnome My Grandad always told me the tale of visiting the local nuthouse (Prestwich). He reckoned two blokes passed while he was watching. One was pushing an upside down wheelbarrow and the other was pulling a piece of string. "Did you know your wheelbarrow is upside down?" he says to the first. "Aye. If it was the right way round people would put things in it." "And why are you pulling that string?" He asks the second. "Ever tried pushing one..." Who were the daft ones? Cheers DtG |
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20 Jun 06 - 07:07 PM (#1765058) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak And still no-one has posted anything about the Mad men of Gotham.... (and we don't mean Batman! although... there's a song challenge....). LTS |
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21 Jun 06 - 08:13 AM (#1765438) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: The Fooles Troupe The Fooles Troupe hath a residence in Gotham, whence they doth retire from time to time... |
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21 Jun 06 - 11:02 AM (#1765553) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Amos Idiots are like helium atoms -- very hard to keep out of anywhere. A |
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21 Jun 06 - 01:19 PM (#1765675) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: freda underhill "If there are any internet idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an internet idiot?!" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." |
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21 Jun 06 - 01:23 PM (#1765681) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: MMario though there really are some "internet challenged" people out there - one of the e-lists I belong to includes on EVERY SINGLE POST instructions on how to un-subscribe from the list. and about once a month someone sends in a plaintive plea to "take me off the list please" completly ignoring the instructions. |
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22 Jun 06 - 07:51 AM (#1766406) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Mr Red So tell me this: Why do medicines come in child-proof containers and bullets just come in a box? Because only Children can instinctively open the former and what you find in side are magic bullets. If they could be opened too easily the magic would dissipate. Then what would you have to bite on? The ones in the idiot box? |
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23 Jun 06 - 05:54 AM (#1767305) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Gurney [1] Because if those PlayStation-tanned types ever expressed their typical mannerisms and behaviour in a public place, particularly a Public House, they would get the hiding they needed about 10 years ago. [2] Because it's there. And they can be. And they're using a pseudonym. [Signed] Chris Marden. Before anyone points out that I am, too. I agree with 'spaw about their orientation, though. |
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25 Jun 06 - 08:24 AM (#1768614) Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,Hg You can't find any real info online because it is all programed by idiot's, all info is posted by idiot's, and it's made to be read by our illiterat, idiot's populating the world today. I may have some mis-spelling adventures sometimes but I'm not stupid. I love to read and learn, but this idiot computer doesn't seem to contain any knowledge beyond what a sixth grader can use.Somebody tell me is there a chip in here to limit knowledge to a lower level? O' that's right, it's made by idiot's for idiot's! May some force guide you if you need to find intelegent info, best of luck! |