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01 Jul 06 - 11:55 PM (#1773852) Subject: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST,same bloke as you so you are not as young or fit as you may have been.. 50 will be your next big birthday. so.. are women still a problem. !!!??? would you rather have a quiet sit down with a damn good old cowboy or war film on the TV while the mrs is snoring upstairs .. or be out clubbing it trying to shag young girls ? this is scientific research.. so behave and don't takre the piss |
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02 Jul 06 - 12:02 AM (#1773854) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Bobert stick with the mrs.... might of fact, go wake her up slowly... know what I mean??? |
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02 Jul 06 - 12:04 AM (#1773855) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Bob Hitchcock As a 55 year old, I would rather be out chasing women untill 4:00 am but my wife would have a big problem with my doing so. So I just hang out, surf the web and answer stupid questions on Mudcat. |
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02 Jul 06 - 12:14 AM (#1773859) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: John O'L this is scientific research.. so behave and don't takre the piss Only someone under fifty could expect that to be taken seriously. |
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02 Jul 06 - 03:56 AM (#1773888) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnomad Age 52, yes, they're still a problem [never found the right one at the right time, see] but I can watch the film or go out as there has never been a Mrs Gnomad. Lucky that as there's no upstairs here either. Rather go out and have a bit of music than most of the stuff on TV. As for going out shagging it and trying to club young girls, well I was crap at it in younger days, I don't suppose I'd be any better now. I think they would see me coming ;-) Wondered if the title meant queue for m.a.men, wasn't sure whether it was a queue I needed to join, or one for those who might want me. Quite a relief that it was neither. |
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02 Jul 06 - 04:56 AM (#1773908) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu Out at the clubs playing Russian Roulette? Not likely. Been separated / divorced for 7 years. Been celibate for 9 1/2 years. It's really quite simple : no women, no problem. |
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02 Jul 06 - 04:57 AM (#1773910) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Advice for men 50+ ;-) a: Never waste a good erection. b: A good bowel movement is essential, take your time to achieve one every day. c: If you can get some sleep. sleep. d: Never waste a good erection (see a:). e: Eat healthy Colon cereal everyday and drink lots of water(see b:) f: Naps are essential, if you can sleep, sleep (see c:) g: If it has tits or tires you are going to have trouble with it, be carefull. h: Don't waste your time arguing with teenagers, their minds are made up and your opinion doesn't count. i: The television cannot hear or reply to you, stop shouting at it. (don't worry Sony and RCA are working on a fix for this problem) j: If your yuppie neighbours are being nice to you, they want something, (probably a babysitter or to borrow your tools or snowblower) k: It's better to do it for them than lend them something ( and always have a good excuse why you and your wife cannot babysit for them) l: Never waste a good erection. |
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02 Jul 06 - 05:04 AM (#1773912) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu I am confused... there is such a thing as a bad errection? |
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02 Jul 06 - 05:04 AM (#1773913) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: John MacKenzie As the biblical allocation is 'Three score years and ten', we must assume that middle age is 35, and not 50+. I mean how many centenarians do you meet these days? G. [Who is never going to be 126] |
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02 Jul 06 - 06:16 AM (#1773948) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: John O'L Giok I don't meet many because, being only in my 50's, I tend to hang with a different crowd. When I'm a hundred I expect to know lots of them well. Am I being overly optimistic? |
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02 Jul 06 - 07:03 AM (#1773971) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: *daylia* Gnu, you must have led a charmed life! Course there's such a thing as a bad erection. WHen my ex was about 8, he was fooling around with a shampoo bottle in the bathtub one day. Getting to know it, in the biblical way, kinda. Well, not kinda -- he got to know it so well he couldn't Lasted a lifetime, as a matter of fact. He's middle aged now, still steers clear of the beauty parlors. |
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02 Jul 06 - 07:11 AM (#1773977) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Midchuck I am confused... there is such a thing as a bad errection? Well, no, but some are better than others...I am often reminded of the old cowboy's complaint: "I been f***ing so long with a limber dick, I could row a boat with a rope!" Peter |
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02 Jul 06 - 07:22 AM (#1773980) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST,DB The prospect of shagging young(ish) girls, or somewhat older women for that matter(!), is not an unattractive one, but experience suggests the following: (i) It can be difficult to get them to agree (or at least it always was for me). (ii) If you can get them to agree they then decide that they have a licence to criticise your every little fault. As I have many, many, many, many, many ... many ... 'minor imperfections' this can get a little wearying. (iii)Being loved passionately one moment then hated equally passionately the next, and then back again, is emotionally draining: "Her heart was like a Navy shower - from hot to cold in a quarter of an hour" Cyril Tawney. As a result of these snags I gave up long ago ... |
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02 Jul 06 - 03:04 PM (#1774175) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Clinton Hammond "50 will be your next big birthday" If you're 50, you've been middle aged for 10+ years |
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02 Jul 06 - 03:10 PM (#1774182) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Liz the Squeak So Manitas is past middle age then... explains the sudden burst of beige clothing and ability to wear a stupid hat regardless of people pointing and laughing.... LTS |
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02 Jul 06 - 03:29 PM (#1774190) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST There are many middle-aged woman who WISH their men felt up to a good shag: Look Here! |
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02 Jul 06 - 03:31 PM (#1774192) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Folkiedave As a single bloke of any age there are women to suit. |
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02 Jul 06 - 03:34 PM (#1774198) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu Ah, but if you are a suitor, that's just the beginning. |
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02 Jul 06 - 05:22 PM (#1774258) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Dead Horse "Her heart was like a Navy shower - from hot to cold in a quarter of an hour" Cyril Tawney. Delete "Navy". Insert "Pussers". |
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02 Jul 06 - 05:50 PM (#1774276) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Dave the Gnome Shag? Young women? Feck! Arse! Drink! Oh, bugger you've got me going now... |
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02 Jul 06 - 07:43 PM (#1774321) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST,Wesley S I'm happily married so young girls are for looking at - nothing else. |
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02 Jul 06 - 08:22 PM (#1774358) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Bee-dubya-ell I skipped middle-age. I went straight from being a horny young buck to being a dirty old man without breaking stride. |
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02 Jul 06 - 08:34 PM (#1774370) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Little Hawk 50? Hell, that was SEVEN years ago! Okay, back to the question: are women still a problem? Yes and no. They're not as frequent a problem. They have receded considerably in overall importance and urgency, in terms of romance. There's still some attendant risk of "falling in love" with one now and then, but it's a far less acute risk than it used to be. When it does happen, however, it's as bad as it ever was, meaning it's the worst f**king problem short of a really nasty terminal illness. So, yes, I would have to say that women ARE still a problem to some extent. Other problems are mostly linked to the gradual decline in energy, physical flexibility, and the old "been there, done that, the thrill is gone" syndrome. If I could snap my fingers (presto!) and have a 25 year old body again...ha! I would do it without hesitation. Daylia - That thing with the shampoo bottle has probably happened to a great many men. I betcha! ;-) Curiosity is a terrible thing. I heard about one guy who had a nasty incident with a hose type vacuum cleaner! You don't want to hear the gory details. Then there are knotholes in tree trunks...never forget that there may be a squirrel inside there, and she may resent the sudden intrusion upon her peaceful residence and react accordingly. Then there are knotholes in fences...and the vicious dog on the other side! So many perils in this life for the unwary... |
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03 Jul 06 - 06:50 AM (#1774585) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Knotholes in trees, vacuum cleaners, shampoo bottles? I have not been at sea long enough, stranded on a deserted island long enough. nor have I ever been intoxicated enough, to consider anything like that in my wildest dreams. |
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03 Jul 06 - 07:24 AM (#1774599) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: manitas_at_work " explains the sudden burst of beige clothing and ability to wear a stupid hat regardless of people pointing and laughing..." yeah, well I was feeling left out when we went out as a family |
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03 Jul 06 - 07:27 AM (#1774601) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: David C. Carter It's hard to imagine what kind of "foreplay", is required with a vacuum cleaner!Or do you just have to finger the correct button? Sucking The Mop. |
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03 Jul 06 - 07:57 AM (#1774618) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Mr Red in my experience (29 and holding) it don't get any easier the older you get. And I am not talking about sex. an embarrassment of riches is always a problem if you have a conscience - but as for younger woman? I heard it said that women 14 years younger than men is quite a norm for born again bachelors. That's me normal for once in my life. Having said that I escorted (in the nicest most honerable way) an elderly lass to a singaround last year so I could collect a song or two and she was in her element, a young beau at her side. Only much later did I realise that her boyfriend is two years younger than me. Gulp. Mind you I have weathered a bit better. |
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03 Jul 06 - 09:11 AM (#1774682) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: *daylia* If I could snap my fingers (presto!) and have a 25 year old body again...ha! I would do it without hesitation. I'd hesitate just long enough to find out if I'd have to accept the brain that matched that bod again. If I could keep what I know now, presto indeed! If not, I'll keep the gray hairs thanks. At 48 I have just as much energy as ever - or more! - and I'm a lot happier, more satisfied too. Healthier as well. When I turned 25 my oldest son was almost 6, my twins had just celebrated their first birthday. I was just overwhelmed with responsibilities - 48 private music students/week, 3 little kids, and a new husband (who was more like an overgrown kid). I had post-partum depression which lasted for years -- in my 25 year old brilliance, I'd made it worse by starving myself (I was determined not to gain weight). I remember -- breakfast+lunch used to = one hard-boiled egg and a piece of toast. No butter, no jam. No nuthin. I was exhausted for about 5 years .... and I wouldn't do all that again for a million bucks! Thanks for listening, and sorry, I'm on the wrong thread here I think. This is a guy's thread. Pardon me! |
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03 Jul 06 - 09:17 AM (#1774690) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: *daylia* PS -- Only a hoser could fall in love with a vacuum cleaner, I think. Or maybe not ... suckers!! |
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03 Jul 06 - 09:23 AM (#1774694) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Little Hawk Men don't fall in love with vacuum cleaners...they lust after them briefly...usually quite briefly. And, yes, you have to be a complete idiot to stick it in a vacuum cleaner. Shane? You listening to any of this? |
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03 Jul 06 - 11:17 AM (#1774765) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST gnu=Schopenhauer |
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03 Jul 06 - 03:37 PM (#1774966) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu Arthur Schopenhauer? 1788-1860. The guy that said the will to live is the fundamental reality, and, as such, the constant striving which cannot be satiated ultimately and inevitablby brings only suffering? Could be. I dunno. |
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03 Jul 06 - 03:41 PM (#1774968) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu ... satiated, ultimately... Sorry, I was thinking about sex. |
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03 Jul 06 - 04:08 PM (#1774992) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu Actually, the original reads okay. Perhaps I comma too quick. |
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03 Jul 06 - 04:53 PM (#1775023) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST,Joe_F ObSongs: Way down south in the sycamore timber, If you can't get it hard, stick it in limber. Ala boogy, that's all I crave. --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: For axolotls & humans growing up is a desperate remedy. :|| |
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03 Jul 06 - 05:09 PM (#1775035) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Catherine Jayne I married a man 35 years older than me not sure what that says about either of us though!! |
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03 Jul 06 - 06:57 PM (#1775108) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu I think it means you are in love. Congrats. Not everyone finds love. You are very lucky. Treasure it. |
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04 Jul 06 - 05:12 AM (#1775364) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Liz the Squeak I don't actually posses any beige clothing. Shades of coffee, terracotta, cream and ivory yes.. but no beige. LTS |
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04 Jul 06 - 06:02 AM (#1775385) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST, Topsie And my clothes are the colour of pale biscuits, honey and Cotswold stone - it's everyone else who is wearing beige. |
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04 Jul 06 - 07:30 AM (#1775455) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: John MacKenzie Sitting on the dock of the beige, huh? G. |
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04 Jul 06 - 07:31 AM (#1775457) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Liz the Squeak Just starting our own version of Beigewatch. LTS |
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04 Jul 06 - 07:39 AM (#1775461) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: jacqui.c I think I need help - I just found some beige in my wardrobe..... |
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04 Jul 06 - 08:14 AM (#1775485) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Catherine Jayne No beige in either my wardrobe or Micca's, we must be doing well!!! *G* |
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04 Jul 06 - 08:18 AM (#1775491) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: John MacKenzie From someone who wears a lot of black I don't find that surprising KJP! G. ¦¬] |
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04 Jul 06 - 08:21 AM (#1775494) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Mr Red No beige here - though I had a nasty dream last night and thought I had been cast up on a dessert island & all my clothes had turned dark red. I woke up when I realised I had been marrooned |
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04 Jul 06 - 08:47 AM (#1775522) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: John MacKenzie That is one post I wish I hadn't red all over! G |
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04 Jul 06 - 10:08 AM (#1775592) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST correct, gnu "Sex, does not hesitate to intrude with its trash, and to interfere with the negotiations of statesmen and the investigations of the learned. Every day it destroys the most valuable relationships. Indeed, it robs of all conscience those who were previously honorable and upright." reminds me of (y)gnu |
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04 Jul 06 - 10:31 AM (#1775615) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Big Al Whittle Just read through all this lot. I've forgotten what the question was now. I do think you get more detached as you get older. By the time your 're in your 20's the hormones aren't driving you crazy like they do when you're 16. I expect the guys who worried a lot about sex in their 20's are still worrying about it. The things that really piss me off, is the stuff I didn't achieve - like guitar playing. I always wanted to be really good - not just some asshole that tries hard. i worried about that in my 20's - drives me nuts now, because I know I never will do it. In fact I'll probably start getting worse before too long. Like Paul Simon says,....after changes we are more or less the same... |
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04 Jul 06 - 10:38 AM (#1775617) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Dave the Gnome Nah - Missus and telly for me anyday. I remember the days of shagging and clubing. Trouble was everyone talked about it but no-one actualy did! The other thing I have notcied about getting older is that I am getting stronger as well. Whan I used to get an erection 30 years ago I couldn't bend it. It's dead easy now... :D (tG) |
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04 Jul 06 - 10:41 AM (#1775618) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: John MacKenzie Or as Alphonse Karr(1808-1890) said long before Paul Simon. "Plus c'est la meme chose, plus ça change" Giok |
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04 Jul 06 - 10:53 AM (#1775629) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu Guest : If I am trash, why do you bother to read my posts? P.S. Guess. |
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04 Jul 06 - 11:01 AM (#1775636) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST Don't contribute to a bullshit thread and the pile won't get higher. |
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04 Jul 06 - 11:24 AM (#1775670) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST oh for pete's sakes gnu...I'm just giving you a tweak. I actually think you're very cool. So rest assured I do not think you are trash. Far from it. |
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04 Jul 06 - 12:05 PM (#1775723) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu Leave my peter out of it... wait... the thread is about peters. Anyway, thanks for the tweak. Best I've had in years. |
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04 Jul 06 - 03:20 PM (#1775901) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Elmer Fudd Too bad Mick Jagger doesn't post here. It would be fun to read an opinion from someone who actually does think it's meaningful to run around shagging ladies younger than his youngest daughter. |
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04 Jul 06 - 03:44 PM (#1775915) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST We all need to read the Stockings and suspenders thread ! |
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04 Jul 06 - 05:16 PM (#1775980) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: jacqui.c Elmer - I think his youngest daughter, Georgia May, is only in her mid teens. I don't think the old goat has quite got to that level yet! |
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04 Jul 06 - 05:29 PM (#1775995) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Schantieman But it's true, middle aged - well, alright, 48-year-old - men do lust after young ladies. Don't they? ;-) S |
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04 Jul 06 - 05:33 PM (#1776000) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: John MacKenzie Try Bill Wyman's history on that score. G |
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04 Jul 06 - 05:33 PM (#1776001) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: jacqui.c Depends how far they take the lusting. I know of a couple of gentlemen of advanced years who do seem to need the attention of much younger ladies - whether they would go any further than flirting I'm not sure. It does seem to be a predominantly male thing - there are some women who go for toyboys but most seem content with their peers, or older men. |
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04 Jul 06 - 08:41 PM (#1776157) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Elmer Fudd Oh, to be eighty again! --William O. Douglas, upon seeing a lovely lady |
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04 Jul 06 - 08:45 PM (#1776163) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST This thread has been garbage from post number 1. |
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04 Jul 06 - 08:49 PM (#1776168) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Elmer Fudd jaquic, evidently I've lost track of Mick's offspring. I wuz thinking of Elizabeth Scarlett. And did that Brazilian babe have a boy or a girl? If a girl, my original post is totally erroneous, irredemable, and irrelevant (so what else is new?). E. |
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04 Jul 06 - 11:33 PM (#1776236) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: jacqui.c The BRazilian had a boy. It was difficult to avoid news of Jagger's exploits when I lived in the UK and bought a daily paper! |
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04 Jul 06 - 11:34 PM (#1776238) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST,Billy Sitting in bar with one of my 50+ year-old buddies, he asked me, "Billy, have you ever been to bed with two girls in their 20s at the same time?" "No, Fred," said I, "How much did that cost you?" |
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05 Jul 06 - 01:15 AM (#1776312) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST What a rejoinder. |
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06 Jul 06 - 10:56 AM (#1777360) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: GUEST,senior citizen soon Well I was quite pleased with my new clothes - the trousers a soft olive green, the tee-shirt in 'buttermilk' and the jacket, parchment. Then I saw what was wrong . . . my hair. My HAIR is turning beige. It's not wearing beige that's the problem, it's BEING beige. |
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06 Jul 06 - 04:01 PM (#1777599) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: robomatic It's not being middle aged |
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06 Jul 06 - 04:01 PM (#1777600) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: robomatic It's being aged around the middle. That's the problem |
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06 Jul 06 - 04:18 PM (#1777621) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Don Firth For ladies of a certain age: Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches. In general: Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up again. The following is worth keeping in mind (if you can remember it): The Senility Prayer Lord, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference. Don Firth |
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06 Jul 06 - 07:45 PM (#1777812) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Little Hawk For a really authoritative answer to the questions posed we need to hear from two very notable middle-aged men: Bill Clinton and William Shatner! |
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07 Jul 06 - 08:35 AM (#1778147) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: jacqui.c LH - is this wishful thinking on your part? If those two are middle aged us baby boomers must still be spring chickens! |
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07 Jul 06 - 08:49 AM (#1778156) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: John MacKenzie There ya go Jacqui. G. |
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07 Jul 06 - 08:51 AM (#1778158) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: jacqui.c Just what I always wanted Giok melove. |
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07 Jul 06 - 09:38 AM (#1778193) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Little Hawk Yes, Jacqui, you have a point there, I must admit. |
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07 Jul 06 - 10:25 AM (#1778235) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Liz the Squeak So if Walliam Shitner is middle aged, what does that make me.... a toddler? LTS |
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07 Jul 06 - 01:06 PM (#1778317) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: jacqui.c Definitely a mere babe Liz. |
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07 Jul 06 - 01:49 PM (#1778344) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Don Firth I guess I can't really claim to be middle-aged anymore. When the Big Bang occurred, I'm the one who said, "What the hell was that!???" Don Firth |
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08 Jul 06 - 03:53 AM (#1778780) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: Liz the Squeak Ah now Don.... you're only as old as the woman you feel... LTS |
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08 Jul 06 - 07:27 AM (#1778842) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: jacqui.c I know a song about that. |
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08 Jul 06 - 08:01 PM (#1779171) Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ??? From: gnu A song is not in the offing for what ails. |