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BS: Chongo's stated goals

09 Jul 06 - 11:58 AM (#1779505)
Subject: BS: Chongo's stated goals
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Number one - I gotta get enough moola together to pay the rent.

Number two - I gotta eat. Same basic problem.

Number three - I could use a bit more work. There ain't enough unsolved crime in this town. How can we get some more?

Number four - To avoid "divorce" jobs. I won't do 'em.

Number five - Well, I will if I'm desperate! But not until.

Number six - There's this slinky blonde dame over at the art gallery. The librarian type, sorta, but real nice lookin'. I think her cool exterior is a thin veil drawn over a volcano of suppressed passion. I am tryin' to find a way to impress her. Maybe she could go for a real animal, ya never know. I bought a few books on art and am bonin' up on the subject. Just ask me about the French impressionists. Go ahead! I am gettin' damn good at this stuff.

Number seven - gotta find some tree-ripened mangos and papayas. The stuff around here is third rate.

Number eight - I could use a stiff drink or three and some high quality cigars. Refer back to number 1 and start over.


09 Jul 06 - 04:14 PM (#1779666)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's stated goals
From: Jack the Sailor

"Number four - To avoid "divorce" jobs. I won't do 'em.

Number five - Well, I will if I'm desperate! But not until."

Jane: "Ernest, I think my husband suspects."
Ernest: "Really? What makes you think so?"
Jane: "We're being followed by a monkey in a trench coat."


09 Jul 06 - 04:17 PM (#1779671)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's stated goals
From: Ernest

Who is Jane????????????????????


09 Jul 06 - 04:42 PM (#1779681)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's stated goals
From: GUEST,Tarzan O.T.E.

Better not be MY JANE!


09 Jul 06 - 11:18 PM (#1779970)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's stated goals
From: Rapparee

'S okay, Tarz. Chongo don't go for dumpy brunettes.


10 Jul 06 - 12:47 AM (#1780040)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's stated goals
From: michaelr

Here are MY stated goals:



2:4

3:1

2:6

5:3

4:3


10 Jul 06 - 09:17 PM (#1780692)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's stated goals
From: robomatic

I think the thread title should be changed to:

Chongo Chimp's Mission Statement

(every monkey should have one)


10 Jul 06 - 09:36 PM (#1780696)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's stated goals
From: GUEST,Big Alfred

Chongo, my main man. You ain't got time to reach any of them goals cuz Enormous Eddy is gonna pound your chimpy ass into the sidewalk and then dance on your phiz. And you know why, too, you goddam sunfish.