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09 Jul 06 - 05:50 PM (#1779748) Subject: BS: MY stated goals! From: GUEST,Blind |
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09 Jul 06 - 05:56 PM (#1779756) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Geoff the Duck Just don't let yourself down though... Quack GtD. |
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09 Jul 06 - 06:04 PM (#1779768) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Bind River Holy flip! I musta hait the wrong keyboard on that first post! I never flippin' got to state my goals, eh? It came out blank...like...like I aint' got no goals at all, and I do, eh? So. These are, like, my goals and these are real flippin' goals that you can hang yer flippin' hat on, eh? 1. To drink a shitload more beer before I die! 2. To smoke all the dope I can get ahold of. 3. To never work again. 4. To show every girl in the general area a real good time, if ya know waht I mean... 5. To retire by 35. Freedom 35, eh? 6. To deal enough dope to be able to retire by 35. 7. To not get arrested again this year. 8. Or ever! 9. I was gonna say to marry Officer Dana, but I have sorta decided it aint' gonna work out. Too flippin' bad. She has lost out on the best flippin' man around here, that's how I figger it. Too flippin' bad. 10. This means maybe...back to marryin' Shania Twain. I figger after I get rich she will definitely want me. Most likely. We'll see, eh? 11. To be famous and have thousands of fans who chant "We're not worthy!" when they see me on the street or at a big concert somewhere where I will traded guitar solos with the greatest flippin' heavey metal rock stars in the world! 12. To show my big brother Don(g) once and fer all that he ain't half as cool as his little brother Shane, becoz he is gettin' fat and bald and as far as I can see the flippin' retread is over the hill. Yeah. He's history, man. The future belongs to ME! Rock on! - BDiBR |
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09 Jul 06 - 06:37 PM (#1779792) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Alba The future belongs to ME. as in the state of "Maine" Shane? Dang it that's where I live. Bring it on...:) |
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09 Jul 06 - 09:28 PM (#1779893) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: SINSULL Bet me to it, Alba. ME rules! |
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09 Jul 06 - 09:29 PM (#1779894) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: GUEST Oh joy. |
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09 Jul 06 - 09:39 PM (#1779899) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Alba Well Shane looks like someone thinks your stated goals are filled with Joy, whoever she is! See, your an inspiration to someone out there:) |
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09 Jul 06 - 11:21 PM (#1779973) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Bee-dubya-ell Are you sure you don't mean "My stunted goals!"? |
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09 Jul 06 - 11:26 PM (#1779977) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Rapparee My goal is to kick Shane's pus-draining butt up between his shoulderblades for badmouting librarians. Maybe up so high his head gets stuck in it again. |
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10 Jul 06 - 07:19 AM (#1780197) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Alba *whisper*.....Rapaire I think his Head is well and truly secured in that particular region of his anatomy with little hope of it ever emerging....best not to bring this frightening fact to his attention...*wink*. Happy Mun Day:) Jude |
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10 Jul 06 - 09:14 AM (#1780276) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Rapparee Then I'll grab his ears and give a long, steady pull until a loud POP! indicates that his head has been pulled free...or off. |
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10 Jul 06 - 10:31 AM (#1780330) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Sorcha All I want is less to do, more time to do it in, and more pay for not doing it! |
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11 Jul 06 - 07:38 AM (#1780903) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: kendall I've already reached my goal. To be the most successful failure in my whole family. |
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11 Jul 06 - 12:29 PM (#1781103) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Rapparee I have made a vow to be moderate in my excesses. |
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12 Jul 06 - 04:10 AM (#1781593) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Big Al Whittle its worth thinking about goals.... statements..... one day perhaps. best of luck Shane. If thats what you want. I hope you get all the good bits. |
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12 Jul 06 - 09:56 AM (#1781782) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Rapparee Shane old top, male pattern baldness is inherited. If Don is getting bald, you're going to get bald too. Probably all at once. Whoomp, all your hair falls out. From all over your body, including that greasy hair on your back. Suddenly you'll be a hairless ape. You'll look like a eunuch (that's a guy whose...equipment...has been cut off). This will probably happen just as you are introduced to Shania Twain. That's the way it happens with younger brothers, this male pattern baldness. In younger brothers it's called "The Eunuch Syndrome" by the doctors and there's no way to avoid it. It can happen anytime, too. You could be tokin' up with your buds and WHOOMP! Or poppin' open a nice cold one, maybe your sixteenth, ya know, and WHOOMP! Even drivin' down the road or sittin' on the can. And there ain't no cure. Even the stuff on those late-night TV commercials won't work; sometimes they even make it worse 'cause they dye your skin sort of a splotchy greeny-yellowy color. All you can do is sit in a dark room and remember how it used to be, with chicks swarming all over you while you toke and drink. Finally you'll die, a slick-skin Canadian hairless, and then everyone will say, "It's a wonder what undertakers can do with wigs and fake fur these days." Don't worry about it though. From WHOOMP! to death is a long time, sometimes ten or twelve weeks. Stay cool, man. |
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12 Jul 06 - 12:35 PM (#1781877) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River I flippin' hate you, man! You suck majorly! You are the worst flippin' retread that ever lived and I hope your dingleberries shrivel up and fall right off right htere in front of youer eyes, eh? You ain't good fer nothin'. You stink. - Shane |
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13 Jul 06 - 09:39 AM (#1782609) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Rapparee The WHOOMP! is comin' for you, Shane. I betcha all the women around Blind River will just go nuts over a guy with no eyebrows or anything. And then you'll get fat and squishy, like Jabba the Hut only without Carrie Fisher. But don't worry about it. You probably got two or three more years at the most. |
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13 Jul 06 - 10:00 AM (#1782623) Subject: RE: BS: MY stated goals! From: Alba I am feeling the Luuuvvv between yourself and Shane Rapaire...your concern for his Future is well, simply touching. (in an odd, twisted, creepy kind of way.....heehee) Jude |