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20 Jul 06 - 10:45 AM (#1788238) Subject: BS: Nipples From: skipy On Tuesday last I went to Bournemouth nipple spotting! Results as follows:- Distance 84 miles each way, 164 miles. Assuming 40 mpg, with diesel @ 99.9 / ltr, £5-00 / gallon, then fuel used = £21-00 + £2 parking, total cost = £23-00. Nipples spotted = 40, 36 in pairs & 4 as singles. Time down 90 mins. time back 150 mins, total time travelling = 240 mins. Time @ Bournemouth 105 mins. = 4.2 miles per nipple, 1 nipple per 8.625 of total time, 1 nipple per 2.625 mins in Bournemouth. Cost per nipple = £05.75. Skipy |
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20 Jul 06 - 10:51 AM (#1788245) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Sorcha Everybody has them! |
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20 Jul 06 - 11:00 AM (#1788252) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: skipy These where all girlie nipples. Skipy |
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20 Jul 06 - 11:02 AM (#1788256) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: SINSULL No doubt this was done in the interest of National Security. No telling how many bombs could be concealed in a 46DDD. You are to be commended skipy. SINS |
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20 Jul 06 - 11:07 AM (#1788259) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: John MacKenzie Could you give me a few pointers? G. |
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20 Jul 06 - 11:13 AM (#1788265) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: bobad Were there any in particular that stick for you? |
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20 Jul 06 - 11:15 AM (#1788268) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: bobad Whoops that should have read; "Were there any in particular that stick OUT for you?" |
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20 Jul 06 - 11:23 AM (#1788277) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Georgiansilver They were probably hard to keep abreast of. |
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20 Jul 06 - 11:30 AM (#1788281) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: John MacKenzie Reminds me of the old Monty Python foreign phrase book sketch, in which one character reading from his phrase book says, "My nipples explode with delight" I've felt that way myself, but not for some time. Giok |
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20 Jul 06 - 12:03 PM (#1788301) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: catspaw49 You're really kinda' fucked up aintcha' Skipy? Spaw |
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20 Jul 06 - 12:06 PM (#1788307) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: kendall I'm a sucker for prominent nipples. |
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20 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM (#1788318) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Divis Sweeney Love them, this weather has them out sitting like flick switches. Always said, how do you make fat like attractive ? Put a nipple on it. |
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20 Jul 06 - 12:17 PM (#1788324) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Raptor Which substance is it you're abusing? Raptor |
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20 Jul 06 - 01:00 PM (#1788355) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Rapparee Drive to store: US $0.27 for gasoline. Nipples seen: At least 100 -- all sorts in the racks for sale in the baby needs aisle. Bottles, too. Cost per nipple seen: US $0.0027, maybe less. Cost for broccoli: US $1.19 per pound (about 1/2 kilogram). Cost for salad greens: US $2.19 per bag. Cost for bulk cashews: US $5.99 per pound. Cost for Infamil baby formula: varied with size of package. |
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20 Jul 06 - 01:19 PM (#1788376) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Wolfgang For the music angle: Der Nippel (the nipple) Wolfgang |
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20 Jul 06 - 01:24 PM (#1788382) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Mooh Saw a truly inspiring pair today under a tight black sweater with a trace of sweat. Sure beats watching the news these days. Watch nipples, not war. Peace, Mooh. |
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20 Jul 06 - 01:35 PM (#1788394) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Rapparee But the store closes at 10 p.m. And it might start rumors about me if I spent all my time in the aisle with the baby stuff, staring at displays of nipples. More rumors than usual, I mean. |
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20 Jul 06 - 02:05 PM (#1788423) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: open mike thought this was a thread on lubrication.. i mean grease zircs.... in looking for illustration examples all i find is stuffing glands...(???!!!) http://www.sharpemixers.com/Stuffing%20Glands.htm |
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20 Jul 06 - 02:26 PM (#1788439) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Peace If skipy has a Secret Santa, here's the gift for him . . . . |
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20 Jul 06 - 02:30 PM (#1788441) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Amos Skipy: I have been authorized by the Board of Directors of the College of Mammalian Divinity to suggest that you are pursuing an important path of research, and when your expertise has been refined to a certain point, we would like to invite you, quite upfront, to apply for a fellowship at the Temple of the DIvine Curve, in leading-edge research projects. This will require at least three credits in Applied Braille, which you can undertake as On the Job Training once you are accepted for the position. Fra. Punctus Divinitus, Leading Edge Coordinator Advanced Sensitivity and Detection Research Dept. Temple of the Divine Curve |
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20 Jul 06 - 02:32 PM (#1788443) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Georgiansilver If you need support in this venture please apply to 'Berlei'or 'Playtex', our latest cupwinners. |
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20 Jul 06 - 03:53 PM (#1788509) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: number 6 Not too many propshafts have nipples these days. sIx |
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20 Jul 06 - 03:54 PM (#1788511) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Peace This thread keeps popping up . . . . |
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20 Jul 06 - 03:56 PM (#1788514) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Peace The real thing(s) . . . . |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:00 PM (#1788520) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: number 6 Come to think of it ... it's been years since I greased a nipple. sIx |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:00 PM (#1788522) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: skipy Peace, I have a box of choky nips, had them about 4 years, not be able to bring myself to eat them. Skipy |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:03 PM (#1788524) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Peace LOL |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:05 PM (#1788526) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: number 6 In fact ... I don't think my gun works anymore. sIx |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:12 PM (#1788530) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: John MacKenzie I greased the top and the bottom of my king pin the other day; both sides. Giok |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:16 PM (#1788533) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: bobad Hope you didn't forget your push rod. |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:29 PM (#1788538) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Al Udderly amazing thread. |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:32 PM (#1788540) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST I could look at tits until the cows come home.... |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:45 PM (#1788549) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Peace Posted without comment! |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:47 PM (#1788550) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bill D this seems to be some sort of warped ideal Anyone remember John Hartford's song about the "Golden Globes Award"? |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:48 PM (#1788552) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Gervase Thanks for reminding me - in all this heat and dust, the Landie's nipples probably need a squirt of sticky gloop. |
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20 Jul 06 - 04:59 PM (#1788561) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Al No, I don't remember the Hartford song. My mammary ain't what it used to be. |
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20 Jul 06 - 05:15 PM (#1788573) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bill D then how about Bob Hope? "Thanks for the mammeries" |
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20 Jul 06 - 05:21 PM (#1788582) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: JohnInKansas The following link is for Bill D only. Graphic content, large page, recommended only for "adults" of the D.O.M. persuasion with reasonably fast connections. HERE. "Don't look Ethel!" John |
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20 Jul 06 - 05:25 PM (#1788586) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Liz the Squeak Some of those are just plain scary..... But getting the tassles to go in opposite directions.. now that's talent. LTS |
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20 Jul 06 - 05:25 PM (#1788587) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bill D lawsy, lawsy...iffn' that don't beat all! A feller could eclipse skipy's score there in about 27 seconds...with no petrol expense! (could only look for about 14 seconds, though....my wiring ain't whut it uster be!) |
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20 Jul 06 - 05:40 PM (#1788600) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: skipy JohnInKansas, Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Skipy (typing with boxing gloves on!) |
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20 Jul 06 - 05:57 PM (#1788614) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: JohnInKansas Gee, I was afraid everyone would've seen that one. I'm pretty sure it was a short link off of a page one of the mudcat grrrrls posted here a year or two ago. I'll admit it's one of those things that's hard to work into a conversation very often. John |
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20 Jul 06 - 06:02 PM (#1788620) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bill D It WAS a referrer link, too (content brought in from somewhere else)...and required javascript....and wanted to set about 287 cookies. If you clicked, you might want to clean out your cookie cache...) |
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20 Jul 06 - 06:36 PM (#1788644) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Liz the Squeak After a Mondegreen, a certain flavour of icecream is now eternally referred to as 'raspberry nipple icecream'. LTS |
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20 Jul 06 - 06:39 PM (#1788648) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Peace Wasn't there a song about honky tonk and nipple? |
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20 Jul 06 - 07:02 PM (#1788670) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Richard Bridge Has anyone directed Dilligaf (the blessed, or at least endowed) to this thread? I am sure the late Dave Bryant would have done so. Indeed he might entirely have annexed the thread. I should point out that I subscribe to the belief that more than a mouthful is a waste and that the nearer the bone the sweeter the meat. Which is why I can safely flirt with Dilligaf. She likes tall thin men, and I like thin women. And she is of course devoted to Slats, I am happy to say. Splendid people both of them. She would still like the thread. Her "Partridge in a pair tree" is worth watching. Spelling intentional. |
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20 Jul 06 - 07:08 PM (#1788676) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Divis Sweeney Very nice John in Kansas, one girl looks like a chinook helicopter |
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20 Jul 06 - 07:26 PM (#1788692) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Don Firth Nipple research doesn't pay much, but the tips are good. Don Firth |
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20 Jul 06 - 07:31 PM (#1788694) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Peace I wonder what the fuel consumption is like . . . . |
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20 Jul 06 - 07:44 PM (#1788706) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: coldjam Ok, so I'm trying to keep abreast of what's going on here at Mudcat...I'm not much into smutty talk...but I can't resist a pun...let's just say, John 'Giok' MacKenzie is my hero... for obvious reasons... |
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20 Jul 06 - 09:54 PM (#1788787) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST,Gez My wife has massive breasts and a slim figure. If she could afford a reduction operation she would have it in the morning. She finds men talk to them not her, women bitch and cling on tight to their husbands or boyfriends in her company. We have heard all the jokes and the shouts on the street from guys. In the workplace she is an object to the guys to dare eachother. It's not the dream you think guys. Beach holidays are a nightmare. |
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20 Jul 06 - 09:56 PM (#1788789) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bee-dubya-ell Do I entirely misunderstand the way you Brits use decimals in your monetary system, or did Skipy drop a decimal point in his calculations? He says that his total expense for fuel and parking was "£23-00", which I take to mean "twenty-three pounds". And he says that as a result of that expenditure he sighted forty nipples, at an average cost per nipple of "£05.75", which I take to mean "five pounds and seventy-five of whatever you Brits call your pocket change nowadays". Well, twenty-three divided by forty is not 5.75! It's only .575, which means that Skipy's viewing cost per nipple is only slightly over a half-pound. A bargain! |
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20 Jul 06 - 10:28 PM (#1788804) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST,Al Wow, you guys are milking this for all it's worth. |
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20 Jul 06 - 10:49 PM (#1788816) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Ron Davies Wolfgang-- That looks like a fantastic song--do you have to be a "member" of that site to download it? Free, but only to members? It appears so. I may well do it. It actually is similar, on a different topic-- to McGrath's wonderful "Marmite's with the Gravy" song. Why don't you come to the Getaway and sing the "Nippel" song? |
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20 Jul 06 - 11:27 PM (#1788837) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Joe Offer In high school I had an English teacher who spent hours discussion how everyone who got killed in the Iliad, got stabbed in the left nipple. I've been rather unaeasy about nipples ever since.... The same guy showed us slides of his trip to Florence, and then stopped at the picture of Michelangelo's David and spent a long time discussing whether or not David was circumcized. These two images have stayed with me all these years. Was I warped by this English teacher (or did I get warped all by myself)???? Waitaminit.......what's this "nippel" song, Ron - and why didn't Wolfgang post it? -Joe- Songtext: Mike Krüger - Der Nippel Aus dem Album: nicht angegeben [Album hinzufügen] Diesen Song gratis und legal downloaden Ich konnte gerade lesen, da kam ich auch schon drauf, fast alles ist heut eingepackt, man kriegt es sehr schlecht auf. Jetzt steh ich hier am Würstchenstand, und schwitze, weil ich kämpf mit einer kleinen Tube: drin ist Senf. Und drauf steht: Sie müssen nur den Nippel durch die Lasche zieh'n, und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben dreh'n; da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil, und da drücken sie dann drauf, und schon geht die Tube auf! Aber erst den Nippel durch die Lasche zieh'n, und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben dreh'n; da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil, und da drücken sie dann drauf, und schon ist die Tube auf! An `ner Autobahnraststätte da hatt ich großen Durst. Es gab nur Automaten, doch das war mir ganz Wurst. Ich drückte auf zwei Knöpfe, da war ich auch schon nass, halb voll Cola und halb voll Bier vom Fass. Kam 'ne rote Lampe raus, auf der stand: Mensch, Sie müssen erst den Nippel durch die Lasche zieh'n, und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben dreh'n; da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil, und da drücken sie dann drauf, und schon kommt da unten Kaffe raus. Ich musste Mal ins Krankenhaus, mein Blinddarm war defekt. Die Narkose hat nicht so gewirckt, da hab ich mich erschreckt. "Mann, wie kriegen wir denn sie bloß auf?" hat der Chefarzt mich gefragt. "Nichts einfacher als das", hab ich gesacht. Sie müssen nur den Nippel durch die Lasche zieh'n, und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben dreh'n; da erscheint dann auch ein Pfeil, und da drücken sie dann drauf, mal sehen: da geht der Bauch schon auf. Ich hatte mal 'ne Freundin - ich bin auch nur ein Mann - doch leider trug sie 'nen BH, man kam da sehr schlecht ran. "Man Mädel, wie geht denn das? Ich komm da nicht mehr mit." Sie sagte: "Komm, mein Jung, ich geb dir mal ´nen Tipp." Du musst doch nur den Nippel durch die Lasche zieh'n, und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben dreh'n; da erscheint dann auch ein Pfeil, und da drückst du ganz leicht drauf, und schon geht die Sache auf. Ich flog mal so ein Flugzeug, da fiel der Motor aus. Zum Glück trug ich 'nen Fallschirm, und kam auch ganz gut raus. Draußen wollte ich ihn öffnen, hab die Schnur schon in der Hand. Voll Entsetzen las ich, was darauf stand: Sie müssen erst den Nippel durch die Lasche zieh'n, und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben dreh'n; da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil, und da drücken sie dann drauf, ich wollt es grade tun, da schlug ich auf. Dass ich das nicht überlebt hab wird jeder wohl verstehen. Jetzt steh ich hier vorm Himmelstor, kann keinen Menschen sehen. "Komm, lasst mich rein, ihr Engels!" Schrie ich, und tobte wild - da sah ich an der Tür das goldne Schild. und drauf stand: Sie müssen erst den Nippel durch die Lasche zieh'n, und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben dreh'n; da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil, und da drücken sie dann drauf, und schon ist die Himmelspforte auf. |
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21 Jul 06 - 02:51 AM (#1788920) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Slag There I was with Kate, Jackson Hole (WY) just gazing at those Grand Tetons, thinking about plumbing and utter things. I needed to get two 3/4" nipples to fix things up. Our young 'un had just come down the Grosvent and was hungry. He cried and that is when I discovered nipple spotting. 'tit's true, we men look to those fountains of youth with great fondleness. Some of our earliest mammeries are attched to them. |
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21 Jul 06 - 03:14 AM (#1788933) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: s&r Thanks to Wolfgang this should be above the line. For non German-speakers I attach a translation courtesy of Babelfish: I could read straight, there came I drauf, nearly everything am packed up already heut, one kriegt it very badly up. Now stand I here at the small sausage conditions, and sweat, because I fight with a small tube: in it is mustard. And drauf stands: They must only the nipple by the latch zieh'n, and with the small crank completely upward dreh'n; there immediately an arrow appears, and there they press then drauf, and the tube already comes up! But only the nipple by the latch zieh'n, and with the small crank completely upward dreh'n; there immediately an arrow appears, and there they press then drauf, and already is the tube up! ` ner motorway restaurant hatt there on I large thirst. There were only automats, but that was me completely sausage. I pressed on two buttons, there was I already wet, half fully Cola and half full beer of the barrel. ' ne red lamp came raus, on which: Humans, you must only the nipple by the latch zieh'n, and with the small crank completely upward dreh'n; there immediately an arrow appears, and there they press then drauf, and there down Kaffe already comes raus. I had mark in the hospital, my blind intestine was defective. The Narkose gewirckt, there I frightened themselves not in such a way. "man, as wars we it bare up?" the chefarzt asked me. "nothing more simply than", I gesacht. They must only the nipple by the latch zieh'n, and with the small crank completely upward dreh'n; there then also an arrow appears, and there they press then drauf, times see: there the belly already comes up. I had times ' ne friend - I am also only one man - nevertheless unfortunately carried it ' nen BH, one came there very badly ran. "one girl, how that can be done? I do not come along there." She said: "come, my young, I geb you times ' nen tap." You must nevertheless only the nipple by the latch zieh'n, and with the small crank completely upward dreh'n; there then also an arrow appears, and there you press completely easily drauf, and the thing already comes up. I flew times such an airplane, there failed the engine. Fortunately I carried ' nen parachute, and came also completely well raus. Outside I wanted to open it, have the cord already in the hand. Fully a frightening I read, what on it: They must only the nipple by the latch zieh'n, and with the small crank completely upward dreh'n; there immediately an arrow appears, and there they press then drauf, I want it degrees to do, there impacted I. That I that did not survive everyone will probably understand. Now stand I vorm for sky gate, can no humans here see. "come, leave me pure, their angel!" I cried, and raved wildly - there I saw the goldne sign at the door. and drauf stood: They must only the nipple by the latch zieh'n, and with the small crank completely upward dreh'n; there immediately an arrow appears, and there they press then drauf, and already is the sky gate up. Stu |
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21 Jul 06 - 03:14 AM (#1788934) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST Is this thread supposed to make people titter? |
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21 Jul 06 - 04:01 AM (#1788953) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Liz the Squeak Or turn them into bosom buddies? LTS |
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21 Jul 06 - 04:05 AM (#1788956) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Nigel Parsons Bee-Dubya-Ell: You're right to query Skipy's stats. I got stuck much earlier, with the first line: Distance 84 miles each way, 164 miles. CHEERS Nigel |
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21 Jul 06 - 04:12 AM (#1788960) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Richard Bridge In the interests of gender egalitarianism will anyone start a similar thread principally for female mudcatters? Suppose a female mudcatter drove to Southend for a pot of winkles for tea (the edible kind of tea). What then? |
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21 Jul 06 - 04:24 AM (#1788961) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Liz the Squeak Of course, if he'd gone a bit further round to Swanage, he'd've seen many many more on the nudist beach there.... Gad, I miss Dorset.... LTS |
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21 Jul 06 - 05:23 AM (#1788977) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: skipy Sorry, the 164 is a typo. The cost per nipple is indeed just over 1/2 a £. The question now posed is would I stand still for just over 8 mins. & pay a passing female 58p (rounded up) if she flopped one out for me. Answer yes, yes, yes, yes..................maybe I need to be carrying a lot of loose change at Warwick this weekend! Skipy |
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21 Jul 06 - 05:43 AM (#1788981) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: John MacKenzie Good trick. Bet a girl £1/$1 you can make her tits move without touching them, then stand and stare at them, [good so far!]. Pretend to concentrate hard on them, wave your hands around like you're casting a spell, and then have a quick feel of her boobs. They are delighted [momentarily, till they realise they've been fooled] that they won the bet, and you are delighted too, 'cos £1/$1 is a cheap price to pay for a quick feel. Giok BTW, run like buggery after you've grabbed them! |
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21 Jul 06 - 06:07 AM (#1788984) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST is it time for an election!!!!!! |
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21 Jul 06 - 06:17 AM (#1788987) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: webfolk did you say election? rrrrrrrr |
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21 Jul 06 - 06:37 AM (#1788994) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: skipy SPECIAL FESTIVAL OFFER:- I WILL LOOK AT 2 FOR A £ AT WARWICK FESTIVAL. WILL ALSO DO BUY ONE SEE ONE FREE. SKIPY (read small print) Bare in mind if you show me one, it may be the other one that I am prepared to pay for. Bare is a pun. |
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21 Jul 06 - 07:19 AM (#1789013) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: kendall The most beautiful form in all of nature, and we make fun of them? |
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21 Jul 06 - 09:35 AM (#1789064) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Rasener Sorry that was me as Guest thinking about elections :-) Are men better at the breast stroke than women ? |
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21 Jul 06 - 10:15 AM (#1789080) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy In American monetary terms, in junior high or earlier it was 'Can I have two nipples for a dime?' (nipples, nickels, two five cent pieces for a ten cent piece, and yeas if you have to explain it it isn't funny, but in junior many things seem funny that later we know just weren't!) My favorite calendar, I give copies to dozens of my friends each year, is the simple lifestyle calendar made and sold by Appalachia-Science in the Public Interest, out of Mt. Vernon, Kentucky. If you had this calendar you will note that coming soon, the week of August 1-6 is National Breastfeeding Week. The following week, August 7-13 is National Smile Week! (the 13th is Lefthander's Day, by the way! and an early warning, Septermber 19th is National 0r should be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!, eegh, aargh!) |
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21 Jul 06 - 10:38 AM (#1789098) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Stilly River Sage You guys are making it so difficult. Beautiful nipple. [link removed, SRS's request] (as a bonus, Rome in the background). Those animated boobs look like they hurt, all of the bouncing around. SRS |
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21 Jul 06 - 10:49 AM (#1789103) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Stilly River Sage Out of that series (the artist used to have more of them online) [link removed, SRS's request] is also a very good one. |
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21 Jul 06 - 12:27 PM (#1789171) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bill D life is SO complicated! |
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21 Jul 06 - 12:32 PM (#1789177) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: frogprince SRS, I do hope that link was a misfire... |
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21 Jul 06 - 01:07 PM (#1789198) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: John MacKenzie I'm beginning to see the point of this thread! G. |
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21 Jul 06 - 01:54 PM (#1789230) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: gnu Yup... I think SRS's link(s) need some tweaking. |
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21 Jul 06 - 02:16 PM (#1789249) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bee-dubya-ell Yeah, that link has been hijacked and is redirecting. Same thing happened to me once. I've sent SRS a PM so she could ask Joe for its deletion. She must be having to do some real work today instead of play on the Mudcat... |
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21 Jul 06 - 02:35 PM (#1789263) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Cool Beans A song we sang as kids in the 1950s also addressed the issue of unit pricing: Heigh ho, Heigh ho! We're off to the burlesque show. We pay two bits to see two tits. Heigh ho, Heigh ho! --- Two bits is 25 cents American. The 25 cents of the 1950s is probably worth $3 or $4 today. Even allowing for inflation, on a cost per unit basis it's stil less than Skipy is paying. |
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21 Jul 06 - 02:39 PM (#1789269) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST On a hot day doctors say we do not eat enough fruit. Me I like a nice Pair, pear. |
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21 Jul 06 - 02:43 PM (#1789275) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: JohnInKansas Lots of "art" sites block direct links to individual images and sometimes to sub-pages, and send you to an index instead as a "traffic control" measure. That appears to be all that's happened to SRS's two links above. John |
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21 Jul 06 - 03:05 PM (#1789290) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: beardedbruce off-topic, but amusing... http://www.thefreethings.com/linkdump/AmazingBreastFlexer/ |
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21 Jul 06 - 03:07 PM (#1789291) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: fat B****rd Amazing breasts !! |
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21 Jul 06 - 03:20 PM (#1789303) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: beardedbruce "How sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me.... |
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21 Jul 06 - 03:39 PM (#1789315) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Liz the Squeak Guest 2.39.... I've got a lovely pair of mangoes for half price today. LTS |
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21 Jul 06 - 04:47 PM (#1789365) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: John MacKenzie I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts! G |
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21 Jul 06 - 06:09 PM (#1789423) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST,Frug Lets nip this in the bud and accept that its all gone tits up !! Frank |
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21 Jul 06 - 06:16 PM (#1789427) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Liz the Squeak So you're blowing the hooter on it then? LTS |
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21 Jul 06 - 06:24 PM (#1789432) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST Feet? What feet? |
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21 Jul 06 - 06:26 PM (#1789436) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: webfolk See Nipples and die!!! Geoff |
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21 Jul 06 - 06:50 PM (#1789467) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Stilly River Sage Okay, I sent a post and another and another post (not all intentional) to the help forum to fix that. Goddamned porn stuff--it mangles the beauty of erotica when that happens. I think my Symantec wasn't letting the redirect through so I wasn't aware of it. I notice that since I went back to Symantec I also don't have to view the ad page that loads before the local tv channel's weather information comes up as well. I was experimenting with the software Earthlink provides, and it let it all through, so I canned it. That would have probably allowed me to see the redirect (unhappily!) You get what you pay for. The Earthlink stuff was free to subscribers. Now back to the regularly scheduled nonsense. . . SRS |
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21 Jul 06 - 11:25 PM (#1789607) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Ron Davies I got Kevin's song wrong--actually" The Bovril's with the Gravy but the Marmite's with the Jam". As I said, there are similarities between Wolfgang's Nippel song and Kevin's song--though not in subject. |
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22 Jul 06 - 01:29 AM (#1789664) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Slag This thread is beginning to suck. |
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22 Jul 06 - 03:03 AM (#1789687) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: George Papavgeris SRS, very artistic I grant you but those weren't nipples, they were goosebumps. |
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22 Jul 06 - 08:02 AM (#1789783) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Rusty Dobro One of those days in Old England - hot weather all day, even hotter in the evening, had a few beers, fell asleep in front of the TV earlier than usual. Woke at 8 o'clock, to wife telling me I'd missed Sarah in 'Coronation Street' in tight t-shirt and no bra! Watched every episode since in hope of a repeat performance. No luck; brain turning to mush, however. |
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22 Jul 06 - 12:29 PM (#1789897) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Stilly River Sage George, she was lying down. That makes a difference to the size of the breast, but this thread is about nipples. I don't think anyone here is interested in breasts, are they? I'll get my hat on the way out. . . |
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22 Jul 06 - 12:31 PM (#1789900) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Slag Now wouldn't a nipple look ridiculous hanging off some lass's forehead? |
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22 Jul 06 - 12:49 PM (#1789914) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: John MacKenzie I like big aureolae too. G. |
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22 Jul 06 - 12:55 PM (#1789919) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bill D Big? as in wide...or the 'puffy' ones? There are categories in these things! How can we debate generalizations? You may not be asked to run for Titular head of the Temple of the Golden Globes. |
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22 Jul 06 - 12:57 PM (#1789921) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST Best ones I found was on "ask jolene" |
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22 Jul 06 - 12:58 PM (#1789923) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: John MacKenzie 50 pairs of nipples. G |
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22 Jul 06 - 01:05 PM (#1789930) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST,Chalky Rusty go to www.uk-babes.co.uk/coronationstreet/tina_obrien.php agreed she is lovely, almost as nice as Jasamine in Emmerdale. |
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22 Jul 06 - 01:07 PM (#1789932) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST Ask Jolene? No-MagicTeapot |
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22 Jul 06 - 02:46 PM (#1790031) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Charley Noble More poetry: Udders If women had udders and cows had breasts what would be shown in The Sun? Would it be Daisy the feisty heifer boasting 98-100-91? Would it be Sharon the Croydon belle With udder attached to her sternum? She'd have admiring bullocks throughout the land though four-teated Sharon'd spurn 'em. Would Farmer's Monthly become a jazz mag top shelf stuff not for sale to the nippers? Would Playboy become a livestock guide a rattling good read for sheep dippers? This fascination for lactiferous glands raises questions I believe worth pursuing. Who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing? Cheerily, Charley Noble, going back for more! |
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22 Jul 06 - 02:51 PM (#1790037) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Charley Noble Here's another hot link: Click at Your Own Risk! Enjoy! Charley Noble |
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22 Jul 06 - 04:45 PM (#1790099) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: JohnInKansas At Jokes you'll need to search the page for the text "New Bra" (Edit|Find in IE) for this one; but it is applicable to the discussion here, I think. John |
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22 Jul 06 - 05:17 PM (#1790121) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bunnahabhain Well, I was dealing with a 7 Km aurole last week, and that was a small one. It was too wet to be really hot. Unfortunatly I'm not making this up.... Skipy, You are truely a warped indiviual. You fit right in round here... |
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22 Jul 06 - 05:55 PM (#1790140) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Don Firth You know that your youth has pretty well passed by when you step out of the shower and suddenly, to your horror, you feel an excruciating pain in your chest. Then you glance down and see that you're standing on one of your boobs! Don Firth |
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22 Jul 06 - 06:13 PM (#1790158) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Liz the Squeak And that's just the blokes..... LTS |
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24 Jul 06 - 07:34 AM (#1791517) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: My guru always said Aha, too late for the Warwick offer - no Perks for you skipy me dear! |
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24 Jul 06 - 09:16 AM (#1791578) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Charley Noble Here's a link to a dazzling lady in the all together: Spirit of the Dance Scroll down to the second image. It has been suggested that she is actually a composite of seven models. The result proves that the sum IS more than the parts! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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24 Jul 06 - 09:58 AM (#1791618) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: GUEST,Lanfranc the Cookieless Slightly off theme, but only slightly. We were recently looking for an apartment to purchase in our "downsize and release capital before we're too old to enjoy it" policy. In the town of Broxbourne, Herts, UK we came across a block called "Elppin Court". Lady Lanfranc wouldn't even contemplate viewing the apartment on offer therein - "I couldn't live there!!" quoth she. The apartments were built on the site of an old engineering works, and the name (nipple reversed!) was someone's idea of a joke. How they got it past the local Council intrigues me. Round the corner from the place we finally chose is Cock Lane, but, alas, there is no Mutorcs Place, Cock Lane! One comment on the thread so far would be that there is a preponderance of illustrations of breasts in toto, rather than nipples alone. Where are the "chapel hat pegs" of my fantasies? Alan |
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24 Jul 06 - 10:51 AM (#1791647) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Dave the Gnome Shouldn't this be under music? Dolly Partons greatest... Oh, sorry. Cheers DtG |
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24 Jul 06 - 11:24 AM (#1791672) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Stilly River Sage Charley, I think three and four are more life-like than two. Too stiff, doesn't look like a real person. SRS |
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24 Jul 06 - 11:51 AM (#1791701) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: JohnInKansas Charley - I have a saved image of "lady of the dance" executed in aluminum with gold patina that displays the detail much more clearly than on the black marble at your link. A truly exquisite work, in either version. Unfortunately, Zorach has been removed from the museum where I found it. As he died fairly recently (1966), it's likely that his heirs asserted © privileges to cause the removal. Sad. John |
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24 Jul 06 - 12:20 PM (#1791738) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bill D Lanfranc..."Chapel hat pegs"?? THIS is your fantasy? Mercy! De gustibus... and all that. (Methinks such images have been messed with in PhotoShop) |
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24 Jul 06 - 07:40 PM (#1792111) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: skipy Sad to report:- none added to the graph, but bar staff at Warwick seemed to be pleased that I always had lots of loose change with me, hopeful for WHFF 2006 Skipy |
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24 Jul 06 - 08:15 PM (#1792142) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Stilly River Sage Of course that has been tampered with! And by someone who doesn't know how they really work. There isn't just one opening like that, the ducts converge on that spot and I think you can have several small openings. More like a salt shaker than a nozzle. |
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24 Jul 06 - 09:42 PM (#1792190) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Bill D but SRS...them plasytic surgeones kin do wonders these days! Mebbe she ordered them things to hold pencils at the nudist camp! |
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24 Jul 06 - 10:34 PM (#1792270) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Charley Noble John- With regard to "The Spirit of the Dance," she and her "sisters" have had an interesting history. The original was commissioned for public display in Rockefeller Center in NYC but after a public uproar about nudity she was relagated to the lady's lounge where she resides to this day. One of her sisters executed in bronze and now tarnished to a lovely walnut patenna resides on a ledge at the Zorach family estate in Robinhood, Maine, adjecent to my family farm. Then there were a host of little sisters that were cast and lord knows where they are or what purient eyes are viewing them. The "Spirit of the Dance" was never rendered in marble. I always resented the fact that William Zorach got much farther along with my girlfriends than I ever did as a teenager. "What a lovely body you have," he would coo and they would just melt into his arms... I was much more confident about approaching the nipples of cows at that age, and it was one of my daily responsibilities as resident farmboy. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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25 Jul 06 - 01:59 AM (#1792376) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: JohnInKansas Charley Noble The only info given on the aluminum one was: Spirit Of The Dance 1934, Aluminum, yellowish silver patina Private collection Even that is no longer displayed at the site (ARC, of course). The image shows nothing in the background to indicate scale, so it's uncertain whether it's at full size or perhaps something at a smaller scale. Aluminum would be a likely choice for casting at reduced scale since it fills details well without the need for the tall sprues needed for gravity casting small works with some other common art metals, so it's likely it may be one of the little sisters. John |
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25 Jul 06 - 08:37 PM (#1793221) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: Charley Noble John- The Radio City Music Hall "Spirit of the Dance" was cast in aluminum, was nine feet tall, and her sister who still resides in Maine on the ledge was of similar size but cast in bronze. I'm not certain how many three foot casts were made but there were several. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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26 Jul 06 - 07:06 AM (#1793536) Subject: RE: BS: Nipples From: John MacKenzie More like a golf course than a salt shaker SRS, but a long walk to the clubhouse. G. |
