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BS: Security excesses !!??

21 Jul 06 - 04:18 PM (#1789346)
Subject: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

Our bank has a sign on the door with pictures of three people;--each has their head inside a circle with a diagonal line through it--like a NO SMOKING sign. One is wearing sunglasses, one is wearing a baseball cap, and one is wearing a knitted cap.

We, now, apparently, are not allowed to enter the bank unless you r features can be totally viewed. I feel this is simply one more increment of tightness being applied to normal freedoms we once took for granted.

I asked if the sign was serious, and was told "Yes." I then asked the teller, "Would it be alright for me to still keep my pants on!?" She didn't see the humor...


Art


21 Jul 06 - 04:22 PM (#1789348)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Clinton Hammond

"She didn't see the humor..."
Probably because it wasn't funny....


21 Jul 06 - 04:22 PM (#1789350)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Peace

Sheesh. THIS guy would REALLY pee them off . . . .


21 Jul 06 - 04:28 PM (#1789352)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Wesley S

Art - maybe you can still wear sunglasses at the ATM machine.


21 Jul 06 - 04:40 PM (#1789359)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

This world that we are slowly slouching toward


21 Jul 06 - 05:34 PM (#1789395)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Rapparee

Wear a ski mask or balaclava or hallowe'en mask. The signs don't prohibit them....


21 Jul 06 - 05:43 PM (#1789401)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Amos

YEah -- maybe you can still find one of those Richard Nixon funny faces...if they bother you just hold up your fingers in the air and say, "I yam noo-oot a croo-ook!!" ROFLMAO


A


21 Jul 06 - 05:45 PM (#1789403)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Peace

Ask and you shall receive . . . .


21 Jul 06 - 06:40 PM (#1789451)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Greg F.

No sign with a gun with a red line thru it?


21 Jul 06 - 06:53 PM (#1789469)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: mack/misophist

And I can't get into the federal building or onto an airplane without a special ID to prove the steel in my leg isn't a bomb. As if!


21 Jul 06 - 07:23 PM (#1789501)
Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Stilly River Sage

Have you tried paying for eBay shipping at home (via PayPal) if you're sending it to another country? They won't let you use any of the less expensive options, and you have to have extra information to ship at all. Basically, if you want to ship cheap, you walk into the post office where the camera gets your face when you hand your cash over to the clerk. Otherwise you pay $10 to $15 more. "Homeland Security"--such a farce.

SRS