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BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!

28 Jul 06 - 05:38 PM (#1795730)
Subject: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Little Hawk

If various upset people here have their way and ban "Guest" posters from the BS section...or even from the whole forum....then WHAT will happen to Chongo Chimp???? And Blind DRunk in Blind River (Shane McBride)???? And various other such worthy Guest characters?

Would it be democratic and just to ban Mudcat's only chimp and Mudcat's most notorious drunken hoser from these hallowed halls merely because they are Guests????

Never! It must not be allowed to occur! People must mobilize now to ensure that primates and total idiots can have their say here too, as long as they have a name to post under.

I wish to point out that Chongo and Shane do NOT post anonymously, like some of the creeps that show up here. No, they have the guts to post under their own names and stand behind what they say and take the heat.

They must not be forced out by a misguided attempt to cleanse the forum of a few antisocial malcontents and disgruntled members who hide their bile behind anonymity.

We need to form a grassroots movement NOW to protect Chongo, Shane, and other decent Guest posters from a fascist pogrom by a few picky people!

To the barricades, I say! I know not what others may choose, but as for me, give me Chongo and Shane...or give me death!!!!

- Little Hawk


28 Jul 06 - 05:42 PM (#1795735)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Clinton Hammond

Worthy Guests? Oh please....

"as for me, give me Chongo and Shane...or give me death!!!!"
I vote you take death


28 Jul 06 - 05:42 PM (#1795736)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: bobad

I second that.


28 Jul 06 - 05:50 PM (#1795742)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Bert

Right with you Little Hawk. Hurrah for Chongo and Shane.


28 Jul 06 - 05:52 PM (#1795747)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Liz the Squeak

They could always join legitimately....


Well.. not in Chongo's case but you know what I mean.

LTS


28 Jul 06 - 05:54 PM (#1795752)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Forget it, Clint, baby. Little Hawk pays about as much attention to anything you say as I do. As you can probably guess, that's not too friggin' much. Go check out the Three Stooges thread. It's about your speed.

I ain't goin' without a fight, folks!

- Chongo


28 Jul 06 - 06:08 PM (#1795762)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Clinton Hammond

"Little Hawk pays about as much attention to anything you say as I do"
Which is to say quite a bit, casue if LH didn't have me to bitch about, he'd just spend his whole day, staring into his own belly-button


28 Jul 06 - 06:10 PM (#1795765)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: number 6

Chongo ... like rock and roll ... has gotta go!

sIx


28 Jul 06 - 06:42 PM (#1795795)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Simple answer... Memberships all the way around. No it doesn't mean LH would have to log out and log back in all the time. Use different browsers. Log in as LH on Firefox and use Opera for the fictitious folks.

The more important issue, to me, is that folks using library or workplace computers that don't allow setting cookies would be kept out.


28 Jul 06 - 07:23 PM (#1795818)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Kaleea

guests? there are guests? huh. whaddya think about that.


28 Jul 06 - 07:23 PM (#1795819)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: GUEST, Ebbie

There's got to be a better way. As was noted above, there are times, for whatever reason, when a Mudcat member wishes to remain anonymous. I would hate to think the Cat could no longer be here for them.

Accountability has to be the linchpin- 'Anonymous' members have their ISPs on file, and a history. So do Chongo and Shane.


28 Jul 06 - 07:29 PM (#1795822)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Clinton Hammond

" 'Anonymous' members have their ISPs on file"

Like your IP# isn't hard to mask, or change....


28 Jul 06 - 07:47 PM (#1795830)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: GUEST, Ebbie

Clinton, I'm curious. Do Guests obscure their addresses, do you think? I've always assumed that the administratives have access to them.


28 Jul 06 - 07:48 PM (#1795832)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Clinton Hammond

There are ways around ANY security system.... Especially one as old, outdated and fragile as Mudcats.....


28 Jul 06 - 07:56 PM (#1795835)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Bert

We do have some Mudcatters who, at times, log on from machines where they are not allowed to set a cookie.


28 Jul 06 - 08:28 PM (#1795862)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: number 6

Just ignore anon guests posts ..... quite simple actually. If they are completely out of line in terms of deragatory remarks, personnal attacks etc., then quite rightfully so, their posts/threads should be deleted.

sIx


28 Jul 06 - 08:28 PM (#1795863)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

You dont' flippin' set cookies, you eat 'em. What the flip. Everybody kno\ws that.


28 Jul 06 - 08:34 PM (#1795870)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: number 6

Please ... can't you find another forum to display your ignorance you abonimable excuse of a human being.

sIx


28 Jul 06 - 09:00 PM (#1795880)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: frogprince

I've always suspected that Shane and Chongo are just funguses of somebody's imagination...


28 Jul 06 - 09:02 PM (#1795882)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Bill D

well, the answer is easy, but I don't know if the programming to implement the easy answer is also easy.

You have members with cookies who sometimes log out...like to discuss Secret Santa doings, or jokingly assume the identity of P. Endicott Cruthwaite for a moment, and thus their cookie is not read. BUT! Their IP remains the same unless they go thru some arcane process to mask or change it. 'Upper Management'..Joe, Jeff, Max...have access to those IP numbers.
....Now, *IF* there were a way to compare the IP of P. Endicott to the known list of gen-you-wine members' IPs, and allow P. Endicott to post 'semi'-anonymously (identifiable if necessary), we could still have 'most' of the benefits of member-only posting in the BS section, without making it impossible for Chongo to pass out his immortal words for our edification!!!!
This could also make it VERY difficult for petulant members to use anonymity to harass others.


You see? Now, there's the idea....I'd bet it is possible, I just don't know how tricky it would be.


28 Jul 06 - 11:00 PM (#1795917)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Clinton Hammond

"some Mudcatters who, at times, log on from machines where they are not allowed to set a cookie"

Awwww.... that's too bad.... sucks to be them I guess.....

"I'd bet it is possible, I just don't know how tricky it would be"
It's very possible... millions of web-forums do it already


29 Jul 06 - 01:56 AM (#1795990)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: GUEST,An admirer

As one of the simply millions and millions of people whose lives "suck" compared to yours, Clinton, I just want to say that we are all planning to come to Windsor soon, grovel before you, beg for autographs, and kiss your feet in abject adoration.

God, it must be wonderful to be you!


29 Jul 06 - 09:39 AM (#1796146)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Bill D

gee, Clinton...I used the "secret Santa" example that YOU started to show why it can be useful to log out for useful and peaceful purposes.
Why you gotta find a way to be sarcastic about nearly everything?

Anyway...since I am assured by knowlegable you, that it IS possible, maybe we cn have a discussion.


(it dawns on me that posting anything of relevance on a Friday night means that few will read it until Monday)


29 Jul 06 - 01:42 PM (#1796278)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Unless they ain't got work and are sittin' in the local speakeasy, gettin' drunk, and plunkin' on the laptop...

- Chongo


29 Jul 06 - 01:56 PM (#1796290)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: gnu

I agree.


29 Jul 06 - 02:03 PM (#1796293)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: Clinton Hammond

"we are all planning to come to Windsor soon, grovel before you, beg for autographs, and kiss your feet in abject adoration."
I'd like to hope you have better things to do......

"I used the "secret Santa" example"
I think all that is a load of unnecessary hogswallop.... That others enjoy it, bully for them.... But if there was a rule change here at Mudcat and such was no longer an option, -I- wouldn't miss it in the least....

"Why you gotta find a way to be sarcastic"
I'm not being sarcastic in the least.... I'm expressing an opinion, in a blunt, straightforward manner.... Try not to lose any hair over it.... I don't lose any over your opinions.....


29 Jul 06 - 03:34 PM (#1796357)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: hesperis

Really, this would all just be solved if Max would add verifications to the input fields so that guests HAVE to put a name into the form field in order to post. (It would show up as "Guest, _______") Technology can do that, hello. They don't have to be members and login. Look at any other forum software and you'll see that most of the time when they allow guest posting, it still forces the guests to use a name and that name is displayed along with the post.


30 Jul 06 - 12:37 AM (#1796626)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: GUEST,Nurse Ratched

LH, if you have multiple personalities, I suggest you make yahoo email addresses for each one, and register them individually as members, each with their own id & password.

Then again, you could always pay me a visit for a little reprogramming..

Nurse Ratched


30 Jul 06 - 12:38 AM (#1796627)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: GUEST,Vladimir the Inhaler

Little Hawk, if your good friends are evicted from Mudcat and need a good home, let me know. I will be homnoured to have them over for a meal..

respectfully

Vladimir


30 Jul 06 - 10:47 PM (#1797358)
Subject: RE: BS: What will happen to Chongo, IF........!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

I've got your number, Vlad, you filthy bloodsucker. I sent you packing last time we met, and I'll do it again. Any time. Just try me.

- Chongo