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BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth

31 Jul 06 - 10:35 AM (#1797703)
Subject: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: The Shambles

This planet is for threadlings only.

I was sure I was going to post something profound - but I appear to have lost my thread...............


31 Jul 06 - 10:41 AM (#1797708)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Paul from Hull

Fredlings?

You mean only if yer Dad was called Fred?


31 Jul 06 - 10:51 AM (#1797717)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST,Threadling

Nah. He's just wants to see more flying squirrels.


31 Jul 06 - 10:58 AM (#1797721)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Paul from Hull

I'm speechless...its.......a...squirrel.......

(ok, just been through that site, & can say that has to be about the WEIRDEST thing I have EVER seen..........)


31 Jul 06 - 11:10 AM (#1797732)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Dave the Gnome

Anything to do with the old lady of Threadneedle Street?

:D (tG)


31 Jul 06 - 11:11 AM (#1797734)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: skipy

I saw a bloke in a long white cotton dress and a wig and a big blue and white wedding hat in the bar at warwick this year.
That was weird.
Skipy.


31 Jul 06 - 11:12 AM (#1797736)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST,Non-Threadling

Can't stand dress codes. I'm outa here!


01 Aug 06 - 10:58 AM (#1798790)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: The Shambles

Anything to do with the old lady of Threadneedle Street?

All you calling me a banker?


01 Aug 06 - 11:20 AM (#1798810)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie

Me a Threadling? No, I'm afraid not.


01 Aug 06 - 02:17 PM (#1799020)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Dave the Gnome

Young banker he had such a handsome face
and all around his hat he wore a band of lace...

Only that sort, Roger, only that sort.

:D (tG)


01 Aug 06 - 06:13 PM (#1799251)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: MOAB

I am not a threadling. I am a thread. In case you've never visited me I'm MOAB, otherwise known as The Mother Of All BS Threads.

Believe me, I'm a fully grown thread. I have over 13,000 posts. A threadling has something on the order of eleven posts. In fact, that's precisely how many posts this thread has at the moment I'm creating this post. So, this thread is a threadling. Please remove it.


02 Aug 06 - 06:14 PM (#1800079)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: skipy

MOAB how would you have felt if you where removed as a threadling?
Skipy


02 Aug 06 - 07:22 PM (#1800133)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: The Shambles

Such a question requires delicate treatment and is one that can only be dealt with by some Vogon poetry.....


02 Aug 06 - 08:07 PM (#1800156)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST,Ralphs

Har! Vogon poetry is for pussies! Har! How about some Ralphs poetry? Har! Each line of Ralphs poetry ends with the exclamation "Har!" Har! It is very annoying. Har! How annoying, you ask? Har! Annoying enough that most people who have been exposed to Ralphs poetry have voluntarilly chosen to board a starship and move to the Vogons' home planet to get some relief. Har!


02 Aug 06 - 08:31 PM (#1800170)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST

MOAB, you interited the BS thread gene from your mother who interited from her mother, till we get to the true mother of all BS. It did not start with you, and you are not a pure product of this inheritance. You are a bloated mutant.

I'm not sure what a threadling is but I think it is a creature that has the ability to reproduce itself accross threads of different and at times irrelevant topics by processess such as repetition.


02 Aug 06 - 10:29 PM (#1800226)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Janie

Did you say you are not sure what a threadling is but you think it is a creature that has the ability to reproduce itself accross threads of different and at time irrelevant topics by processess such as repetition?

Is that what you said?


12 Aug 18 - 03:31 PM (#3943435)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: keberoxu

This is incredible. MOAB has a Mudcat membership. I never knew.


12 Aug 18 - 04:00 PM (#3943445)
Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Stilly River Sage

I see how that happened, but won't out the party. :)