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03 Aug 06 - 10:26 AM (#1800522) Subject: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Wesley S Yes - The teddy bear owned by Elvis has left the building. The sad story |
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03 Aug 06 - 10:30 AM (#1800530) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Alba It ain't nothing but a Hound dog and it ain't never caught a rabbit!!!.......:) |
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03 Aug 06 - 10:56 AM (#1800561) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Amos Man, what coulda got into him -- I guess all the false animals finally ticked him off past all limits, and he decided to make a stand for All Real Animals Everywhere. Damn radical!! LOL! A |
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03 Aug 06 - 11:16 AM (#1800581) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Stilly River Sage I thought that was the funniest thing I'd read in a long time. My daughter came into the room yesterday and stood agog as I read it aloud. I suppose for collectors it is a catastrophe. But think about it, a dog guarding teddy bears. Natural dog toys. Duh. |
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03 Aug 06 - 11:20 AM (#1800584) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Wesley S I think the dog was a Little Richard fan. |
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03 Aug 06 - 12:40 PM (#1800645) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Bill D They could make BIG bucks by renting that clever dog to various parties... |
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03 Aug 06 - 01:16 PM (#1800676) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Sorcha SRS....I laffed my ass off too!!!! For the SAME reason!!! Poor Dobie...bet he gets fired and no more cookies! |
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03 Aug 06 - 01:35 PM (#1800692) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: sian, west wales Well, I heard in on BBC Radio news last night and it was hysterical. They read it in a comparitively dead-pan voice as though it was right up there with other world disasters. Had to remind myself ... we're talking teddy-bear here. Get a grip. Poor newsreader seemed to be suppressing a few editorial remarks ... There's a famous Welsh folk song about burying a beloved pig, and one about a mule who died carrying coal; will this teddy be eulogized, one wonders? sian |
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03 Aug 06 - 01:37 PM (#1800696) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: MMario someone's insurance company is going to be very upset. And I bet the security company's liability insurance premium just went through the roof. |
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03 Aug 06 - 01:37 PM (#1800697) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Rapparee I think it's a tragedy, a...real...hyuk hyuk...tragedy...ROFLMAO...I read about it yesterday...can't stop LOL.... |
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03 Aug 06 - 03:25 PM (#1800762) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: fat B****rd I agree with everything above. Giggle.... |
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03 Aug 06 - 03:40 PM (#1800772) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Liz the Squeak It was the insurance company that insisted on a guard dog because of the nature of the bears' ownership.... bet they're rethinking that one! The report I read in the Metro free paper has a bit more info. Bearing (sorry) in mind whose teddy it was... what do you think the 'rogue scent' could have been....? LTS |
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03 Aug 06 - 03:41 PM (#1800774) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Little Hawk LOL! I love these kind of stories. They're such a relief from the regular news. You have to wonder what was going through that doberman's head? Perhaps he felt insulted by being asked to guard teddy bears. Perhaps he had endured watching people fawn over the priceless teddy bears for just one time too many.... |
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03 Aug 06 - 03:48 PM (#1800779) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Alba To the tune of.....yip Teddy Bear...* smirk * Barney being the hound in question.... An ditty for the Dead Ted(dy) Barney let me be, your savaged Teddy Bear. Pull my Arms and legs apart leave stuffing everywhere. Oh let me be...Barney's Teddy Bear. Barney don't want to rip up Dollies, cause Dollies are too tough He don't want rip up people acuse people just ain't filled with fluffy stuff. Oh Barney grab this Teddy Bear. Rip my Head right off my neck, leave Bear bits everywhere oh let me be, (oh let it be) your Deady Bear! Now it's a savaged, headless Teddy Bear |
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03 Aug 06 - 03:51 PM (#1800784) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Liz the Squeak That's a hoot!!! Bet Barney is feeling a bit ruff today. LTS |
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03 Aug 06 - 11:16 PM (#1801119) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Sorcha Barney, let me be, be..... |
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04 Aug 06 - 12:01 AM (#1801134) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Bee-dubya-ell Look, all Elvis True Believers know exactly why Barney attacked the Teddy Bear. It was because the Spirit of Elvis manifested itself via the Teddy Bear at an inopportune moment. Can you imagine how freaked out that poor dog was when Teddy stood up and began singing "Jail House Rock"? |
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04 Aug 06 - 12:12 AM (#1801147) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Sorcha Well, better than Crying in the Chapel!!!! |
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04 Aug 06 - 12:14 AM (#1801150) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Little Hawk What I want to know is why the hell didn't Barney the dog go after Barney the Frikkin' Dinosaur????????? He's the one that needs wiping out, not teddy bears. |
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04 Aug 06 - 02:26 AM (#1801182) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Ella who is Sooze we watched the local news (as we're in the vicinity of the happening) and it showed them taking the dog BACK into the shop for the cameras.... It showed a rather bemused dog skulking around, looking MORE than guilty, and when the owner was being interviewed, the dog was having a sneaky nibble at something that resembled a Garfield. Just a teansy wee nibble, enough for a taster... very very funny (I know it's not for the owners of the teddys), but WHO and I mean WHO (in extra big letters that I can't do) in their right mind would put any dog in to the same room as all those teddies. The poor dog must have thought all his Christmasses had come at once. I have such a picture of this dog, ears back throwing teddies in to the air, doing the death shake, pouncing. Well, at least he had a nice time. The owner said of Mabel - Elvis's bear... Well all I can think of is that the dog must have been jealous as a while before I had been stroking the bear and saying to the dog what a lovely bear the bear was. (The cherry on the top bit for me - that was it... I was helpless) EWIS |
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04 Aug 06 - 09:17 AM (#1801366) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: kendall This is a common problem in dogs that are not well trained. They suffer from "Separation anxiety". Too bad, it's one of the easiest problems to solve if you know how. I've had a dozen dogs and never a problem with that behavior. |
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04 Aug 06 - 09:53 AM (#1801400) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Sandra in Sydney anyway, Elvis had a collection of Teddy bears so there are plenty more left! When he released "Teddy Bear" he received lots of bears. I've got a birthday card somewhere showing Elvis with some of his collection. sandra (bear collector) |
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04 Aug 06 - 12:30 PM (#1801521) Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog From: Little Hawk Isn't "skulking" a wonderful word? I love it. It conveys so much. |