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BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?

08 Aug 06 - 07:28 PM (#1804819)
Subject: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

The Bonobo, of course! They got no control at all. The chimp was still good for another half hour or so of heavy action.


08 Aug 06 - 07:30 PM (#1804822)
Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: bobad

Did he smoke afterwards?


08 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM (#1804823)
Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Always. Without question.


08 Aug 06 - 07:40 PM (#1804836)
Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: The Fooles Troupe

I thought bonobos came all the time...


08 Aug 06 - 07:40 PM (#1804837)
Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: Bert

Doesn't Dubya's lineage predate both of them?


08 Aug 06 - 07:43 PM (#1804839)
Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: The Fooles Troupe

Ah! The Missing Lunk!


08 Aug 06 - 08:51 PM (#1804899)
Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: Matt_R

Bonobos are awesome. Much more highly civilized than those gonad-ripping chimpanzee churls


08 Aug 06 - 09:15 PM (#1804920)
Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: GUEST,Big Percival

Hey, Chongo. Why doncha tell us hows come the girls call ya "Little Squirt", huh?


08 Aug 06 - 09:47 PM (#1804950)
Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: GUEST,Betty Bonobo

Silly Chimp.

Bonobo came first second forth fifth and sexth.

Chimps are a loota fight and a little love.

And I do mean little.


09 Aug 06 - 04:38 PM (#1805551)
Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: Slag

I've often asked myself this very question. Based on species distribution it would seem that the chimpanzee would be second on the scene suplanting and surpassing the bonobo but the bonobo is definitely of a higher social order and a more behaviorily complex animal and this would argue for a higher niche in the evolutionery higherarchy. I'm glad you asked the question. Cheetah, here Cheetah, get Boy, it's time to go. Ahhhahhhhahhhhahaaaaa!