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09 Aug 06 - 12:48 PM (#1805342) Subject: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: GUEST,Please be nice Anyone had experience with this type of surgery? Recovery time, pain, etc.? Thank you |
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09 Aug 06 - 12:57 PM (#1805357) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: LilyFestre A friend recently has surgery for hemmoroids and it did not go well because she relied on a local small town doctor who is a surgeon but not specialized in any one thing (he delivers babies, does C-sections, hernias, cancer surgeries and the list goes on). She is now seeing a specialized doctor and is doing MUCH better. Please be sure you are dealing with someone who is specialized in this area and save yourself tons of pain and heartache. The doctor she is now seeing said she should have been out of any kind of pain and off pain medication in 2 days. She's been on it now for almost 3 months. Also, she said the most helpful thing was a "doughnut," a round air cushion seat for you to sit on while you are still healing. Best of luck to you. Michelle |
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09 Aug 06 - 01:04 PM (#1805365) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: Bill D Gee...I had almost forgotten. I had this done..once...maybe 45 years ago. It was only a single item, and gave no particular problems. A friend of mine had a more serious case, and was a week or two recovering. He didn't like the treatment, but he liked it better than the problem, and felt MUCH better. |
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09 Aug 06 - 03:55 PM (#1805527) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: JohnInKansas It's been a long time ago, and I was much younger and healthier then; but a "school doctor" at my university did a "clean up" on multiples, and I got up and went to my next class straight from the surgery. Aside from a need to be "cautious" about cleanliness and avoiding any "strains" of the area it was sort of a non-event. (It was a very good school, hence the expectation that he was a very good doctor.) John |
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10 Aug 06 - 06:11 AM (#1806033) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: GUEST,Please be nice I want to thank you, everyone of you. |
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10 Aug 06 - 07:10 AM (#1806053) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: GUEST It's a pain in the ass. Had the operation in 1978 and they were back two years later. I fine Prep H works for me and watch your diet. |
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10 Aug 06 - 12:06 PM (#1806336) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: GUEST,Bruce Baillie ...No but I once wrote a song about a friend of mine who had, I'll send you the words if you're interested! |
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10 Aug 06 - 01:13 PM (#1806420) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: GUEST,Chief Chaos No, But I'm looking forward to one in the 2008 elections! |
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10 Aug 06 - 02:01 PM (#1806476) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: Greg F. That's more of an anal cyst, Chief. |
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10 Aug 06 - 02:47 PM (#1806520) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: SINSULL Meantime, warm sitz baths and a doughnut. Nothing funny about it. You have my sympathy. Been there; done that. |
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10 Aug 06 - 03:34 PM (#1806546) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: catspaw49 I know you meant the rubber ring jobbies Sins, but I first got this great image of a guy in a sitz bath munching a chocolate eclair....Couldn't see how that would help much.........well, the creme filling maybe, but, uh.......... Spaw |
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10 Aug 06 - 04:33 PM (#1806586) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: SINSULL No eclairs! Lots of fiber and water. Go sit in the corner, Spaw. I recommended you for the Wife Swap Show. |
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11 Aug 06 - 04:02 PM (#1807506) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: Nigel Parsons "haemorrhoidectomy" Accurate spelling is a pain in the butt!! |
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12 Aug 06 - 03:11 PM (#1808230) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemmerhoidectomy? From: GUEST No - but I've had my ass in a sling on several occasions... |
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12 Aug 06 - 03:44 PM (#1808249) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: GUEST,Please be nice A big thank you to Nigel Parsons for catching the spelling. I guess it depends on where one lives, though. More thanks to everyone else who posted. Thank goodness things have calmed down and it need not happen at this point in time. With gratitude, Pbn |
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12 Aug 06 - 10:10 PM (#1808473) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Troll Another thing that helps is a hot sitz bath. You can probably buy one at your local pharmacy at the same time you buy the "donut". My recovery time was almost a month and, yes, there was a helluvalotta pain the first time my bowels moved but that was mostly because they had me packed full of gauze. After that it was fairly easy. Good luck. I had mine in 1978 and have had very little trouble since although my wife sometimes accuses me of being a haemorrhoid. troll |
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13 Aug 06 - 05:01 AM (#1808598) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: GUEST Is that the same thing as a divorce, but perhaps less painful? (sorry...couldn't resist) |
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29 Oct 10 - 07:58 AM (#3018392) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Hahahahahahaaaa. |
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29 Oct 10 - 11:27 AM (#3018551) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Bill D I don't want to see his treatment for corns and fallen arches. |
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29 Oct 10 - 11:46 AM (#3018563) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Good one BILL! |
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29 Oct 10 - 12:06 PM (#3018576) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: John MacKenzie Well a friend of mine, now dead, told me that the follow-up was embarassing. It involved cones of increasing diameters. I leave the rest to your imagination, but they wouldn't let her out till she got to the last and largest :( |
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29 Oct 10 - 12:58 PM (#3018625) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: wysiwyg Gnu, 1) What were you looking FOR in that YouTube search?!?!? 2) Does he use the tool directly on the 'hhroids at the end? Cuz it looks to me like he could. ~Susan |
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29 Oct 10 - 02:24 PM (#3018717) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu ~S~... help. Wednesday, I had too little beer and toooo much home made coleslaw which contained mainly cabbage - over half a cabbage. And cereal, fruit, whole wheat bread, etc. REALLY fucking healthy stuff. Wednesday morning, after, you know, I worked on replacing a door sill and doorsweep AND the pavement was cold. Two hours of up and down and squating and sitting and laying on my side and the very last time I stood up... SOB! When you google hammerheads lots of "interesting" stuff comes up. Well... you asked. BTW... that donut thingy... webmd.com and all the other medical sites say nope. It even hurts to laugh, which wasn't any fun when I was thinking of names for my new buddy in the middle of the night. Hey.... olddude... there's a song there... Hammerhead Blues. I got a new little buddy. Where the sun don't shine. I got a new little buddy. But he ain't no friend of mine. I got a new little buddy. Follows me around. I got a new little buddy. Now I can't even go to town. I got a new little buddy. But every time I sit down. My new little buddy. Really makes me frooooown. I got a new little buddy..... |
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29 Oct 10 - 03:00 PM (#3018748) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: olddude can't stop laughing GnU Hey my brother had them something terrible, anyway the butt doctor gave him a prescription cream that the pharmacy mixed up ... they cleared right up ... I will find out what it is called and post it for you ... |
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29 Oct 10 - 04:41 PM (#3018824) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: GUEST,Bruce Michael Baillie ...No but I once wrote a song called 'Haemorroids? I've got piles of 'em?', about a friend of mine who had, his name is Ke.... well maybe I'd better not tell you? The chorus goes: They're hurting, they're hurting, me piles are killing me, I'll have to go to t'doctors and let him have see, They're hung down like a bunch o' grapes it's driving me deranged, excuse me while I go and give me underpants a change! if anybody wants the words... |
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29 Oct 10 - 04:59 PM (#3018843) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu I got a new little buddy. Don't gimmie no smiles. I got a new little buddy. This buddy is vile. I got a new little buddy. He makes me ache. I got a new little buddy. Gotta get some me H. I got a new little buddy. And I'm feeling blue. I got a new little buddy. And he looks blue too. I got a new little buddy. I'm feelin sorry for him. I got a new little buddy. Doc's gonna give him a trim. I got a new little buddy. Doc says just relax. I got a new little buddy. DOC THAT FEELS LIKE AN AXE! HEY... it's FRIDAY night. |
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29 Oct 10 - 05:00 PM (#3018845) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: wysiwyg Spaw, was it Crack Creme or Buttpaste? Gnu-- TMFI! WTMFI! ~S~ |
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29 Oct 10 - 05:00 PM (#3018846) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu AND... I got nothin better to do. SOB! |
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29 Oct 10 - 05:07 PM (#3018855) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Butt... you assked. |
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29 Oct 10 - 06:15 PM (#3018911) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Ed T I found this funny. all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-hemorrhoidectomy |
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29 Oct 10 - 06:19 PM (#3018917) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: wysiwyg Pbn, I hope you noticed none of this toidy humor came till you indicated you'd gottem the info you needed. No harm meant. Shame on 'nu, Gnu! :~) ~Susan |
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29 Oct 10 - 06:36 PM (#3018935) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Jeri I'd be very surprised if pbn were still interested in this thread after 4 years. I sincerely hope the H-rhoid is long since ectomized! |
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29 Oct 10 - 07:41 PM (#3018976) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: wysiwyg Misread-- strokebrain ~S~ |
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30 Oct 10 - 12:57 PM (#3019340) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu WWWWWTMI I went to the walk-in clinic. Gave buddy a quick history. He put on the glove and dipped the Vaseline. I dropped, bent and spread. He said, "Oh my goodness. You can put your pants back on." Now, at that point, I was thankful he toof off the glove but I also became a tad concerned. Quite the bedside manner, eh? I got a steroid salve for three imes a day after a hot soak. If no results my Monday, revisit and a little carving may be required. Told ya. |
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30 Oct 10 - 01:28 PM (#3019374) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu I did come up with a name... Hemerrogue. Yes, Hemi was the obvious one. But, even tho it does denote large and powwerful, it would not do this guy justice. To wit, I had thought of Pingpong. Yeah, I know, WTMI. |
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30 Oct 10 - 10:39 PM (#3019705) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: BK Lick I'd recommend trying this approach before considering surgery. |
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31 Oct 10 - 12:30 AM (#3019748) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Stilly River Sage This is an old thread. It should be noted that Joe Offer has done a few hemorrhoidectomies over the years here at Mudcat. Got rid of several pains in the arse. ;-D SRS |
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31 Oct 10 - 04:07 AM (#3019812) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Manitas_at_home I wnet in expecting a consultation about surgery. The doctor pointed out that the risks of surgery outweighed the danger of my condition and said he could tie them off which he proceeded to do before I realised he wasn't going to sedate me or even use anaesthetic gel. I waled out of that office in quite a different manner. |
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31 Oct 10 - 06:41 PM (#3020323) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: GUEST In 1977 I was having trouble walking properly. The surgeon said we should operate but my dad had that done in '56 and said it was the worst thing ever and really was not totally OK. I went to Adele Davis - YES, I did! Vitamins E and B6 and watch the diet more carefully. No problem since. Colonoscopy a few years ago was clean as a .... whatever! |
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31 Oct 10 - 07:17 PM (#3020347) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Dorothy Parshall That last was me. Getting computer to behave?? or something... |
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01 Nov 10 - 01:46 PM (#3020890) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu I'll report the findings of my study of the procedure this Friday, hopefully. Saw my family doc this AM. Told him what the walk-in clinic doc said. He asked, "He really said that?" "Yup, he did." Same deal but my doc put on TWO gloves. He's thorough, that guy. When I spread them he said, "Oh my goodness." and I took to laughing, along with him. |
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01 Nov 10 - 02:13 PM (#3020914) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Dot... ain't gonna work if there is a blood clot. Only way is a slice and dice. |
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02 Nov 10 - 05:37 PM (#3022007) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Occasionally, increased pressure on external hemorrhoids causes them to break and bleed. This causes a lump (thrombosed, or clotted, hemorrhoid) to form. You may suffer from severe pain at the site of the clotted hemorrhoid. A procedure to relieve the pain can be performed in a health professional's office or outpatient clinic. The health professional applies local anesthesia and then makes a small incision where the lump has occurred to remove the clot and reduce pressure and pain. The procedure works best if it is done less than 4 or 5 days after the clot has formed. If the pain is tolerable, you may choose to wait to see a health professional. The pain usually goes away in a few days. After 4 or 5 days, the pain from cutting and draining the hemorrhoid is usually worse than the pain from the clot. **************************************************************** WHAT? No, really? Noooooo. NOOOO! Aggggghhhhhh! |
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02 Nov 10 - 10:00 PM (#3022188) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: ragdall Looks as if there are not many at Mudcat who are still perfect assholes? Er.. I meant "have", not "are". Yeah that was what I meant. Making this a music thread, I've been humming the song "Colorectal Surgeon" by Bowser & Blue, which, if you are so inclined, you can watch Bowser & Blue perform on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43f9RzAqMM" rags |
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03 Nov 10 - 12:47 AM (#3022239) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Yeah, We had a Pelosi removed....it felt great! GfS |
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05 Nov 10 - 11:14 AM (#3024298) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Why, yes, I have, at 10:20 AM... Doc and nurse enter. Small talk. Doc washed the blood away (it's been bleeding a few days, which actually hepled relieve the pressure and thus eased the pain) and cleansed the area. He said he was going to do the freezing, which is the usually the most painful part. The nurse said, "You can grab the side of the table if you want." I did, tightly. About twenty seconds later he asked me how I was doing. I asked, " Did you start yet?" and the nurse looked at me, surprised. Shortly, the doc said the freezing was alomost done... I felt nothing. He cut. I felt nothing. He squeezed I felt nothing. He "poked and squeezed" which was slightly more uncomfortable than a prostate exam. I was handed a sanitary napkin and instructed how to use it. I got dressed as the doc was leaving. As I was leaving, I said to the nurses in the hallway, "Well, it's been a slice, thanks." Always leave em laughing. It's been 1:40h since the freezing and I don't have much pain but the doc gave me a prescription for Tylenol 3, so..... we'll see. Whack a blood though. |
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05 Nov 10 - 02:50 PM (#3024471) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Almost 5 hours and no pain to speak of. Although, I do stand up to cough. Advice for those told they are gonna have one... er, not have one as the case in point. After it was done, certain things were told to me which should have been told to me BEFORE the surgery... Get the doc to give you the prescription for pain killers BEFORE the surgery. Driving to the drug store and asking the little girl who takes the prescription if it can be speeded up because you just had surgery, you are bleeding and you don't know when the freezing is coming out doesn't help when she has to deal with more than one customer at a time... I am thankful she wasn't chewing gum or I would still be there. It was only when I coughed loudly that she went to check and found the pain meds sitting in a tray which I had been eying for FIVE MINUTES! grrrrrrrr Get sterile gauze pads (4"X4"), sanitary napkins, diapers, fruit, green veggies, fruit juices, metamucil, Polysporin (antiseptic salve), suppositories, Sitz bath, epsom salts, baby wipes, and iodine BEFORE the surgery. You may not need them all, but... wait for it... yeeeessss... cover yer ass! Oh yeah, I called Mum earlier to let her know how things were going. It's a rainy and windy day and she can't get outside for a walk. I asked her if she was getting bored. She said she was just watching TV and puttering and then asked me if I was bored. I replied that I was doing much the same thing... just arsin around. |
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05 Nov 10 - 02:57 PM (#3024477) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: maeve Feel much better soon, gnu. |
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05 Nov 10 - 10:23 PM (#3024842) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Leadfingers Mate of mine was in Cornwall - Made a comment to a local about 'visitors' - Emmetts or Grockels ?? Local says " No ! We call them Haemerroids , 'cos they come down in bunches . turn red and are a pain in the arse !" |
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05 Nov 10 - 10:30 PM (#3024845) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Leadfingers Hope you had a good nights sleep Gnu !! |
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05 Nov 10 - 10:37 PM (#3024848) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: ragdall gnu, I'm glad that it went well. I hope it heals quickly. Did the little girl at the pharmacy give you a look when you brought the sanitary napkins to pay for them? rags |
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05 Nov 10 - 11:15 PM (#3024858) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: katlaughing gnu...hope you heal fast and well and give yerself a pat on the back for boldly going where none of us, in the threads at least, has gone before. You are like Katie Couric having a probe up her arse on tv to encourage us all to have colonoscopies. I think you should be compensated as much as she..don't know her salary but you have earned it!**bg** |
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06 Nov 10 - 07:19 AM (#3024995) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Thanks all. No pain. Well, a twinge now and then. rags... no. I don't think she could connect the clues. She actually picked up two trays and filed those prescriptions with the other completed ones - mine was beside the two she picked up. That's when I coughed. The nurse had told me to eat fruit and green vegetables, take Metamucil and drink LOTS of water. She stressed the importance of this by adding that my first bowel movement would feel like I was "tearing my insides out". No pain at all. Of course, it could be because I ate fruit, green veggies, Campbell's vegetable soup, half doses of Metamucil and then, at about 8PM inhaled a half a 12 with the works from Vito's and a couple Buds. |
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06 Nov 10 - 07:49 AM (#3025007) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: David C. Carter At my local wattering hole, a French geezer said he'd had asteroids and had been told to eat lots of garlic.It cured him,so he says,but his friends steared well clear of him for a while.His love life took a dive as well. Bob Dylema. |
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06 Nov 10 - 01:50 PM (#3025241) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Gee... not being able to do any physical activity except slow half hour walks is boring. I've just been arsing around the house since yesterday morn. |
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06 Nov 10 - 03:19 PM (#3025337) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: ragdall At my local wattering hole, a French geezer said he'd had asteroids and had been told to eat lots of garlic. This reminded me that years ago a very prim and proper acquaintance told of hearing that a cure for rhoids was sleeping with a clove of garlic inserted in the location. Sorry, I missed the part about the effectiveness of this treatment, I was laughing too hard at the visual this evoked. If anyone would be kind enough to give it a try and let us know the results, I'd appreciate it. Thanks, rags |
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06 Nov 10 - 03:27 PM (#3025345) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Garlic... sounds like an old wives' tail. rags... ya watchin the curling? |
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06 Nov 10 - 03:38 PM (#3025357) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: ragdall rags... ya watchin the curling? Don't I have to wait until 6:00 pm Pacific for that? Unfortunately, my son's family is coming in from the Fort for the night and expect me to serve them dinner at about that time. The dinner room is upstairs, the TV is in the basement. I think that my absence might be noticed? Also I doubt that I can convince three young children that curling is more interesting than cartoons so tonight might be a miss. When is the next curling broadcast? Thanks, rags |
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06 Nov 10 - 03:48 PM (#3025367) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Curling is on now. Check CBC for the semi tonight and the games for tomorrow. |
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07 Nov 10 - 02:33 PM (#3026031) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: Severn Gnu, I'm sorry, but you've just reached that Hemmor Age. "If I had a Hemmor, I'd hemmor until mourning...." (Sorry, that was a "Rhoidian Slip")..... Seriously, I hope your hemmoriods are behind you soon. |
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07 Nov 10 - 02:45 PM (#3026042) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Thanks Sev. Not being able to do much is a pain in the ass. The blood flow has reduced greatly so I'll get my ass in gear with a few weeks and be able to get some shit done without being hassled. |
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09 Nov 10 - 12:22 PM (#3027665) Subject: Lyr Add: RING OF FIRE (parody by Laryingospasms) From: Jim Dixon RING OF FIRE As sung by The Laryngospasms 1. My 'rhoids were gettin' out o' hand, So I went to see the procto-man. He said it was no big deal, A little snip I would hardly feel. CHORUS: But I woke up with a burnin' ring of fire. Now I can't sit down 'cause my butt's on fire. And it burns, burn, burns, the ring of fire, The ring of fire. 2. He cut, then he cut some more. Man, my ass is sore. I'm avoidin' the toilet seat. Haven't gone in at least a week. CHORUS: I woke up.... 3. You would think, for an extra fee, He would throw in a colostomy. When I go, it'll burn like hell, Like love in a prison cell. CHORUS TWICE [This is one of the songs that play automatically at the above web site. There are several more. The Laryingospasms are a group of anesthesiologists, and all their songs seem to be parodies of old popular songs, with new medical-related lyrics.] |
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21 Nov 10 - 02:14 PM (#3037460) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu A tip... until you are COMPLETELY healed, do NOT make a big boiled smoked ham dinner with spuds, carrots, green BEANS and CABBAGE. Never woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting before. OUCH!... OUCH!... OUCH! |
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21 Nov 10 - 02:38 PM (#3037476) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: David C. Carter Garlic is not an old wives tale. Over here in France a lot of people swear by it. I have familly and friends in what used to be the Old Jugoslavia,country people who don't have access to meds,for whatever reason.It's not something we spend our time talking about,but stuff comes up occassionally.LOL. BEANS and CABBAGE are right out,along with booze and spicey foods. NEVER TRUST A FART!! |
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22 Nov 10 - 06:15 AM (#3037842) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: GUEST,Doc John I had surgery on mine over ten years ago; afterwards it was like crapping red hot razor blades. The problem is that the stronger pain killers cause constipation (not good post-op) and the every days ones just don't work. Alcohol's the answer; not applied locally of course. In a proportion of case they do return. |
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22 Nov 10 - 03:45 PM (#3038177) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy.. Yeah, the last elections! GfS |
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22 Nov 10 - 06:19 PM (#3038276) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: frogprince 'as anyone 'eard from that bleedin' arsehole in Moncton today? |
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22 Nov 10 - 09:13 PM (#3038375) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: gnu Doc... I went to Sloppy Drug Mart almost directly after the surgery and got the pain thrllers the doc prescribed, as I reported earlier in the thread, as I was anticipating the pain the doc said I would endure. I never took any. Didn't need em. I guess I had a friendly hroid. Froggy... I ain't bleedin... for near five days now.. but I am still not hopping aboutst yet. Still an arsehole, of course. |
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23 Nov 10 - 09:40 AM (#3038649) Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a hemorrhoidectomy From: GUEST,Patsy I've had the cream and it seemed to do the trick. There was an old wives tale that said piles were caused by sitting too long on cold things, is there any truth in this? |