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09 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM (#1805704) Subject: BS: Admiration of women From: Divis Sweeney Women seem to be getting the rough end of the stick recently here on mud so let's sing praises and use this opportunity to remember the good ones in your life. For me it was a mother who was a living angel and who's love proved unconditional for her son. Stolen from me a few years back by cancer. Say what you like about them, but no living without them. |
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09 Aug 06 - 07:41 PM (#1805712) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Bert Yup, love 'em all, 'specially them 'catters. |
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09 Aug 06 - 07:46 PM (#1805717) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: bobad Womenz (pace Bobert) yuh can't live with 'em, yuh can't live without 'em. |
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09 Aug 06 - 07:50 PM (#1805720) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST,Wesley S Yes - the women of this world make it a better place. Salute !! |
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09 Aug 06 - 07:57 PM (#1805726) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Jerry Rasmussen Yeah, I'm all for that. Not just the obvious ones like my Mom, or my wife, but all the women in here and in my life that bring a calming perspective, wisdom, kindness and encouragement. There are many in Mudcat and they are a great gift to us all. The greatest thing about women is that they aren't burdened with the need to be Macho. Women are not measured by the size of their breasts or rear ends. They are measured by the size of their hearts. Jerry |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:02 PM (#1805731) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Divis Sweeney No mudcat women ever fell out with me ! Maybe it's just they don't visit Irish threads. Yes they bring great happiness to us all. |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:24 PM (#1805752) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Emma B well may I be the first to thank you all. Your appreciation is much................appreciated! |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:27 PM (#1805753) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST The ones who pose nekkid for me are the best. I really admire lesbians. |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:36 PM (#1805760) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST Another antidote thread. Someone feeling a little guilty about how disgustingly sexist the forum is? You all would look a lot more admirable if you'd do something to shut down the sexist drivel threads that keep multiplying around here. I anxiously await all the Mudcat females coming in and saying the sexist drivel doesn't bother them one bit... |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:41 PM (#1805766) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Emma B oh for heavens sake! I abhor the sexist stuff and I think I've made that obvious if not tedious but don't knock the blokes who don't post that stuff and I won't get my knickers in a twist about the man haters either! |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:41 PM (#1805767) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Stilly River Sage The obnoxious guests bother me more than the sexist drivel. . . |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:47 PM (#1805775) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Divis Sweeney No Guest, I never made any derogatory remarks about females, just want to get away from the tits and ass bit. Our female members probably laugh at it anyway. No guilt from my end. |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:49 PM (#1805779) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Rapparee Oh, boy! Sexist drivel! I'll have to tell my wife (who kept her maiden name when we married 33 years ago) and my nieces and the women I work with and my mother and my women friends. I'll have to tell my colleagues and the nuns I know. And I'll betcha that my great-great Aunt or either of my grandmothers would love to hear it too. (What's "sexist drivel"? Can someone tell me?) |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:53 PM (#1805781) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Amos Sexlessly said, nameless one. A |
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09 Aug 06 - 08:55 PM (#1805783) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Divis Sweeney Sex drive for someone with a speech impediment |
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09 Aug 06 - 09:08 PM (#1805793) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST How are randy comments about tits and ass sexist? Divis, why in God's name did you start this pussy whipped thread? |
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09 Aug 06 - 09:18 PM (#1805805) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Divis Sweeney Guest I have a lot of respect for women. There isn't anything ever nasty being said about our female members here, most of it is taken as a joke. Sorry if I don't understand your term "pussy whipped thread" here in Ireland we tend to take our foot out of our mouth before we speak. Well goodnight to you from this side of the water. I now leave you to our American and Canadian members. Night from Ireland. |
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09 Aug 06 - 09:34 PM (#1805815) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST Listen, Mudcat is one of the few folk refuges left online where men can still get away with the Girls Gone Wild stuff, and bitching about women. It is THE ONLY online forum I've ever been in that tolerates this sort of banter. That may make us something of an old boys club, but who cares? And for your edification (from an Aussie slang dictionary): pussy whipped a. Describing a man who is subservient to his girlfriend or wife. |
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09 Aug 06 - 09:39 PM (#1805816) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Rapparee I do what women tell me 'cause it's easier that way. |
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09 Aug 06 - 09:40 PM (#1805817) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: bobad Well guest, as the Bobster says; "ya gotta serve somebody." |
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09 Aug 06 - 09:47 PM (#1805819) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Rapparee Back in my scurrilous and licentious youth, my friends and I often had what we called "oral sex." There was no touching, but a lot of sexual innuendo flew back and forth and there were those who thought that the bunch of us were some sort of Grande Orgy. Example: Male: "I changed my major to Sociology." Female: "Why'd you do that?" "Well, when we study alcoholism I can drink, and when we study drug addiction I can toke up." "And when you study prostitution?" "I'll come by and see you." (Loud mixed-sex laughter and sounds of someone being beaten with a textbook.) Now? I wouldn't think of it. The days of male-female sexual repartee with equal give and take are gone forever. |
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09 Aug 06 - 09:51 PM (#1805820) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: bobad "my friends and I often had what we called "oral sex." These days it is called "digital sex" ie. the internet. |
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09 Aug 06 - 09:53 PM (#1805821) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Bobert Yazzir, this is my kinda thread... I loves all the womenz... I don't care the flavor, shape 'er if they voted fir George Bush... Okay, I might not take to kindly to the ones that voted fir Bush but I still loves 'um... Sho nuff do... Don't unnerstand 'um much but I loves 'um... Sho nuff do... Hey, like what's the deal about Mudcat been bad to womenz lately??? I don't think it been any badder than it is to men... I think its 'bout equal and otheer than the toilet seat situation, I think things is goin' okay fir both genders... or equally bad dependin' on yer perspective on the half full/ half empty glass... Bobert |
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09 Aug 06 - 09:59 PM (#1805824) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: bobad You're right about the toilet seat situation Bobert, I don't understand why they always leave them down then complain about a little splashing. |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:00 PM (#1805825) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Rapparee Yes, only ours was face-to-face. |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:08 PM (#1805830) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: Sorcha Look, men have tits and ass too.....but it's not the most important 'bit'!!!! Sheesh, git yer priorities straight or doan come a knockin at MY door!!!! |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:13 PM (#1805835) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST,Bee There's nothing wrong with a little gender banter, as long as it doesn't get too unkind, IMO. I've read only one or two comments in the T&A etc. threads that made me think 'Ewww, glad I don't need to know that particularly shallow judgemental person'. Funnin' is fine. Carry on. |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:20 PM (#1805837) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: bobad Titties and Beer Frank Zappa It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars aint shinin cause the skys too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin long the side of me Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy Talkin about her n my bike n me... n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery I noticed even the crickets Was actin weird up here And so I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on... But there was no reply cause she was gone... Wheres those titties that I like so well n my goddamn beer! Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big... He had a red suit on An a widows peak An then a pointed tail n like a sulphur reek Yes, it was him awright I sweared I knowed it was He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know it looked to me Like it was titty skin I said, you sonofabitch! cause I was mad at him, Well he just got out his floss n started cleanin his fang So I shot him with my shooter Said: bang bang bang Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away... You know, I ate her all up...now what you Gonna say? You ate my chrissy? titties n all! Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans This tall? Even her boots? would I lie to you? Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true. Well dont they pay you good for the Stuff that you do? Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through... Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer So you just barf it back up now, devil, Do you hear? Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, Do you understand? just what will you give me For your Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore, Dont call me that Thats about the only reason ...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign... cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad... I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had... Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too... n both of those suckers was worse n you... Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do? (improvised dialog) Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say... That you want to make a deal with me... Thats very, very true Im only interested in two things Yeah? See if you can guess what they are I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky... Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle What? Let go of your pickle! Im not holding my pickle Well, whos holding your pickle then? I dont know...shes out in the audience... Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? Im only interested in two things, and thats Titties and beer You know what I mean? What? Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer! Titties and beer! I dont know if youre the right guy? Titties and beer! Titties and beer! No! dont sign it! give me time to think... I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink! And then the devil let go of his pickle And out come my girl, there was her titties Flop-floppin...all around the world She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns! Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff Thats when the devil, he farted And she went right over the cliff! The devil was mad, I took off to my pad I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:24 PM (#1805839) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST Thanks, ladies, for the vote of confidence. So, I'm sure you won't mind all us bad boys when we salute you by saying why not drop the knickers, bend over, and spread 'em for the lads. And leave the bleedin' seat up! |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:30 PM (#1805842) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: bobad Way to go smooth talkin' guest, just when we're getting into a nice romantic mood with Frank's music and all you have to go and spoil it with yer potty talk. |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:36 PM (#1805848) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST I didn't start the potty talk, bobert did. |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:39 PM (#1805854) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST,Bee Frank's a saint. Guest is just not poetic. At all. |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:50 PM (#1805856) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST So hold it against me whilz I takes shots of you nekkid, m'dear. |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:55 PM (#1805859) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST This thread won't mean anything until I see Mick, Joe Offer, BillD, MMario, Clinton Hammond, the dreadful Scotts and the rest of the macho men doing homage... |
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09 Aug 06 - 10:59 PM (#1805862) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST ...on the range, 10:55? |
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10 Aug 06 - 08:47 AM (#1806112) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST Good thread. We love all of you. |
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10 Aug 06 - 05:01 PM (#1806602) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST opinions? |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:15 PM (#1807560) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: skipy This thread cannot fall off the bottom without me having my say, I have been scorned ( more than once ) for my fun threads that some people have thought someway sexist! That is not who I am at all, I love women, without my darling wife & my wonderful female friends I would be a pointless wreck, I seem to have done a few good thing in my time, but no, I have been the front man, I may have done the leg work, but the real planning & looking after the all important details that actually make things work has been done by Kate & others, such as Pearl & Den. I just plod on in the knowledge that they will make it work. Without our females we are next to nothing. Ladies I salute you all. Skipy |
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11 Aug 06 - 06:35 PM (#1807680) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: skipy refresh |
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11 Aug 06 - 08:45 PM (#1807782) Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women From: GUEST,Kate Nice thread. Very refreshing. |
