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11 Aug 06 - 04:43 PM (#1807532) Subject: BS: Quick read this From: skipy if you ignore this thread + the one below it, the next 6 thread titles read down make sense. You only have a moment to do this. Skipy |
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11 Aug 06 - 04:49 PM (#1807537) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: skipy make that 7 & ignore this + 2. Skipy |
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11 Aug 06 - 04:49 PM (#1807538) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: skipy ignore this + 3 |
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11 Aug 06 - 04:52 PM (#1807540) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: GUEST "ignore this" I wish I had. |
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11 Aug 06 - 04:54 PM (#1807543) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: skipy Sadly "Guest" you missed the moment, like missing the train, or in your case missing a life oh faceless one. Skipy |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:09 PM (#1807554) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: Peace I am SOOOOOO confused. |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:16 PM (#1807561) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: skipy Sadly, it was a snapshot in time, you had to open this before the threads change position. Skipy |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:17 PM (#1807563) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: Peace OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Next time take a copy and post it. They could become collectors' items in the years ahead. |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:21 PM (#1807574) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Uh....what? Like...whaddya mean? Huh? |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:23 PM (#1807578) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: Peace BS: Blind River bombs! 2 11 Aug 06 - 05:19 PM Trace BS: New mudkitten 9 11 Aug 06 - 05:18 PM Trace Buskers allowed in Santa Fe 3 11 Aug 06 - 05:18 PM Trace BS: Origin of your mudcat handle 28 11 Aug 06 - 05:17 PM Trace BS: Quick read this 8 11 Aug 06 - 05:17 PM Trace BS: Admiration of women Like, uh, that! |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:33 PM (#1807593) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: skipy o/k, it was a split second in time, should have wriiten it down, these threads followed each other( where 7, can't remember what was last ) Sexiset women in u/k Hannah Hauxwell noted with very little comment an interesting viewpoint on lebanon photo fraud in lebanon coverage is hezbollah winning. made sense when you read them downwards, but you only had moment to do it. Skipy |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:34 PM (#1807598) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: Peace Gotcha, Skipy. They happen every now ad then. Right place at the right time . . . . |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:35 PM (#1807599) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Wow, eh? Heavy, man. It, like, means somethin', don't it? Could the flippin' end be near? - Shane |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:42 PM (#1807607) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: skipy Same as a platton or flight of men (could be ladies) marching accross a bridge, the order "break step" is given so as not to cause the bridge to rock, the result is everyone "changes step" instead of changing to a walk, final result, the bridge rocks! Interestingly if you are just walking down a street behind others there will come a moment in time when you are all in step. Skipy |
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11 Aug 06 - 05:53 PM (#1807624) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: GUEST, Topsie I always go down to the last one I opened, then read them going upwards from there till another takes my fancy, so I never get to read them in order going downwards. |
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11 Aug 06 - 06:30 PM (#1807674) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: GUEST sh no sh no really sh did you hear that feck it bastards il catch you yet. carry on |
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11 Aug 06 - 06:34 PM (#1807678) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: skipy Get a life troll! Skipy |
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11 Aug 06 - 06:39 PM (#1807688) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: GUEST Get a life troll! Skipy No |
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11 Aug 06 - 06:49 PM (#1807697) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: skipy Pick a grid referance & a time. Lets sort this out! Skipy |
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12 Aug 06 - 01:04 AM (#1807883) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: The Fooles Troupe A stopped clock is right twice a day too... |
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12 Aug 06 - 06:28 AM (#1807997) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: Liz the Squeak Should that be "Quick, read this"? or "Quick read, this'? because I managed to do neither, being as I am at the moment, sans spectacles. I'm sans a few other things as well but I think it's covered on another thread. LTS |
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12 Aug 06 - 12:54 PM (#1808158) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: JennyO I'm sans a few other things as well Nice to know it's covered, Liz. I was a bit worried there for a minute... |
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12 Aug 06 - 05:54 PM (#1808328) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: JohnInKansas LTS - That should be "Read This Quickly" should it not? Or maybe: "Read This Immediately." or "Y'all Better Look Rat NOW!" Or maybe "Quick" is someone who was intended to be informed of a private message? John |
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12 Aug 06 - 09:06 PM (#1808450) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: Peace "A stopped clock is right twice a day too... " Not if it's a 24-hour clock in a time warp. |
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12 Aug 06 - 10:03 PM (#1808468) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: open mike are there some stories or jokes called tom swifties or jonathan swiftis? |
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12 Aug 06 - 10:20 PM (#1808479) Subject: RE: BS: Quick read this From: open mike the answer is yes..here are some examples.. * "Not wild bird again!" Tom groused. * "No thanks to that Frenchman," said Tom mercilessly. * "There's one right outside that window," Tom alleged. * "I'm docking the boat again," Tom reported. * "Go ahead, it's perfectly safe to drink," Tom lied. * "I'm an umpire," Tom called out. (Aaron Hertzmann suggests adding "self-referentially") * "Are you ready for your exam?!" Tom quizzed testily. * "What's that big orange fish?" asked Tom coyly. * "I'm taking you to court," Tom said plaintively. # "It's a garbage disposal," he said succinctly. # "You're not a real magician at all," Tom said, disillusioned. # "Someone's killed Polly," he said, disparately. # "That's the fifth day you've been out this month," Mrs. Jenkins remarked absently. # "You can go in now," Tom admitted. # It was a nice fabric, Tom felt. # "And then another five makes nine!" Tom added. # "The male bees do no work," Tom droned. # "Well, you don't actually have to pay that penalty," Tom defined. # "I hate flying," Tom complained. # "Are you sure we can break in?" Tom asked guardedly. # "I'm drunk," Tom whined. # "The drink here isn't so good," Tom said groggily. # "We were being followed," Tom said evasively. # "There isn't enough food to go around," Tom rationalized. # "This is a dogwood tree!" Tom barked. # "She's old and ugly," Tom crooned. # "This hypnotist isn't so great," Tom suggested. # "We need more ice cubes," Tom chattered coldly. # "This will get the stain out!" Tom shouted boldly. # "I memorized that," Tom wrote. # "Ouch!" Tom interjected. # "Those trees -- they must be saved!" Tom cut in choppily. # "These aren't grade A," Tom berated. # "Ah'm an artist," Tom drawled sketchily. # "This pencil needs sharpening," Tom pointed out, pointlessly. # "The New Yorker comes out every week," Tom stated periodically. # "Those lines have to stay together," Tom growled with pride. # "This foreign red wine is for dignitaries only," Tom said importantly. # "Are you a doctor?" Tom probed. # "Are you an archaeologist?" Tom delved. # "I'll make those pastries again," Tom retorted tartly. # "Have you read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead?" Tom questioned. # "Aren't you Allen Funt?" Tom asked candidly. # "You should cover up that cut," Tom bandied. # "How about some venison?" Tom shot gamely. # "Open this door," Tom pried. # "Still in the U.S.S.R.," Tom read, sickly rushing through the letter. # "In the tomb," Tom said cryptically. # "Of a French pastry," Tom d'eclaired. # "You won't live long if you don't believe in God," Tom preached diagnostically. # "That's a hard line," Tom said stonily. # "I wonder if this is big enough to be a lake," Tom pondered. # "Pick another flower or two," Tom said morosely. # "I wonder if it's all right to leave a crook with my kids," Tom considered. # "Next to the sand trap?" Tom hazarded. # "I bet they're playing in the grass," Tom gambled. # "I want to stop playing these card games," Tom said wistfully. # "This sausage is made from only the finest meat, Effendi," Tom salaamed. http://www.webcom.com/~wutka/html/swifties.html http://www.fun-with-words.com/tom_swifties.html http://thinks.com/words/tomswift.htm Legend has it Tom Swifties were created by satirist Jonathan Swift, author of Gulliver�s Travels. Actually, Tom Swifties were originated by Edward Stratemeyer author and or creator of Hardy Boys, Bobbsey Twins and Nancy Drew characters and/or books. |