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BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads

16 Aug 06 - 09:17 PM (#1811754)
Subject: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Alba

Here's the rub Folks.
Should I start a Birth Day Thread for Joe Offer when we all know how he feels about those kind of Threads.
This is one tough Dali lama, sorry, dilemma and I have struggled with it for oh maybe 10 minutes now.
I have decided to brave the Moderator's Wrath and just go for it, you know, bite the Bullet, grab the Bull by the horns, try to stay on the Rodeo Bull for a minute and a half, open up the throttle and see what this baby can do, oops sorry about that ramble , as I was saying, I will simply go for it and hopefully by putting a twist on the usual Birth Day Thread I will sneek by with a disapproving glance from Mr. Offer rather than a knock on the back of my noggin with an Editing Button from The Chief of The Mudcat Editing Team!:)
Phew, now with all that said I shall proceed...gulp!
HAVE A VERY HAPPY BIRTH DAY EVE JOE
If I have failed to catch you on the night before your Birth Day and have caught you on the day after your Birth day instead then I apologize sincerely for my tardiness...but if and this is a big ** IF**..... (I did say it was going to be a big if).....I have actually started this Thread on the actual "BIRTH" Day itself...then all I can say is forgive me Joe for I know not when your Birth Day actually falls...*grin*

Joe may I wish you a Happy Birth Day and a Year ahead filled with Happiness, Health, Music and Peace.
Warmest Wishes,
Jude
*Smile*


16 Aug 06 - 09:49 PM (#1811781)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe

Yeah, Hippo Berth Day to a singer of Sea Shanties...


16 Aug 06 - 09:55 PM (#1811784)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: bbc

Dear Joe,

Happy approximate birthday (I'll never tell!)!

love,

Barbara


16 Aug 06 - 09:56 PM (#1811785)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: JohnInKansas

And as one I've heard of says:

It's Wednesday, so

"BLESSED BE THY DAY OF HUMP!"

John


16 Aug 06 - 10:04 PM (#1811795)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: mack/misophist

It's a very bad idea to scorn the wishes of the great and mighty Offer. Who knows what calamities may result? Other than The Shadow, of course. He knows about calamities as well as evil.


16 Aug 06 - 10:08 PM (#1811797)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Peace

'"BLESSED BE THY DAY OF HUMP!"'

I am making NO COMMENT about that post. NONE. NOPE, not ONE WORD. NADA, NYET, NO NO NO NO NO. ZIP. ZILTCH. ZERO. (I know a good joke about that, but now is not the time or place.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!!!!


16 Aug 06 - 10:18 PM (#1811809)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Janie

Birthday? Joe has birthdays?

HAPPY BIRTH MONTH FROM ONE OF YOUR NON-ANONYMOUS FELLOW POSTERS!

hogs and hisses,
Janie


16 Aug 06 - 10:19 PM (#1811811)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Sorcha

Used to LOVE HumpDay....not much difference now....they all run together. Happy BD,, Mr Joe


16 Aug 06 - 10:30 PM (#1811822)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: SINSULL

Happy Birth


16 Aug 06 - 10:36 PM (#1811828)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: bobad

Sto lat, sto lat, niech zyje zyje nam.


16 Aug 06 - 10:40 PM (#1811833)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: jeffp

My birthday wish for you is peace of mind.

Thanks for all you do, Joe. Happy birthday.

Jeff


16 Aug 06 - 10:51 PM (#1811845)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Joe Offer

Dziekuje, Bobad - and the rest of you, too. I was feeling left out because here it was halfway through August and nobody had said anything about my birthday, even though I profess not to like birthday threads.
Oh, I'm so torn....

-Joe-


16 Aug 06 - 11:03 PM (#1811862)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Amos

Just think how much worse it coulda been, Joe -- you could have been a Lutheran!


A


16 Aug 06 - 11:27 PM (#1811889)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: catspaw49

Well I add that "different touch" to all of those other birthday threads just to please you Joe, so of course I must do so here as well...........

PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP & KISS MY EN-TIRE ASS !

Spaw


16 Aug 06 - 11:34 PM (#1811897)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: katlaughing

LOL....well done, Alba and the rest of you lot!!


Happy Birthday Joedarlin'!!

luvyakat


17 Aug 06 - 12:34 AM (#1811930)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Peter Kasin

Happy birthday, Joe! You're the man. Have a great day!

Chanteyranger


17 Aug 06 - 03:04 AM (#1811980)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: JohnInKansas

Well now that the clock has rolled around and it's no longer hump day:


I'm So Happy It's Thursday


and still wishing Joe a good one.

John


17 Aug 06 - 03:34 AM (#1811992)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Dave the Gnome

Have a good 'un, Joe, with many more to come.

All the best from Gnomeland.

:D (tG)


17 Aug 06 - 04:03 AM (#1812011)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Liz the Squeak

I knew it... I knew that secretly he doesn't mind birthday threads just so long as he gets one!!

Happy Day dear... big hugs next time you come to the UK, which had better not be too long away!

LTS


17 Aug 06 - 04:29 AM (#1812022)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: John MacKenzie

We're all happy if we get one occasionally, me I'm happy as of last Saturday night myself.
Anyway I digress, back to the subject of the birthday of our own Numero Uno, Top Gun, Blue Pencil Wielder-in-Chief, Mr Joe; [Bows Deeply], Offer.
So come on folks let's hear it for Joe
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!!!!

Hippy Brothday your highness!

Giok
{I thought it was on the 18th BTW}


17 Aug 06 - 04:57 AM (#1812040)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: gnu

Have a great day, Joe. I'll also take the opportunity to say thanks, again, for all you do for us.


17 Aug 06 - 05:05 AM (#1812044)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Ernest

Happy you-know-what-day!

Best
Ernest


17 Aug 06 - 05:49 AM (#1812070)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Zany Mouse

Happy birthday and thanks for all your excellent work on Mudcat.

Hope you are treated really well today - especially by fellow Mudcatters!

Hugs

Rhiannon


17 Aug 06 - 06:31 AM (#1812097)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: jacqui.c

Happy birthday sir.

Live long and die happy.


17 Aug 06 - 08:15 AM (#1812154)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: MMario

well - since we don't know what day it is, and even though it's the right MONTH, the odds are still 30 to 1 on it being the right day - so

Happy UN-Birthday, Joe!


17 Aug 06 - 08:35 AM (#1812180)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Sandra in Sydney

birthday greetings from another fan

sandra


17 Aug 06 - 08:47 AM (#1812196)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: artbrooks

Yeah...what they all said. Many happies from one retired Fed to another.


17 Aug 06 - 10:33 AM (#1812267)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Stilly River Sage

A Hump need not be exclusively confined to Wednesday. Perhaps Joe officially starts HIS week on Monday. . . :)

Happy Happy, Joe!


17 Aug 06 - 07:38 PM (#1812623)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: GUEST,Big Mick on a library computer

Happy Birthday, big guy. You were among my first cyber friends here, and all these miles down the road, we remain so.

I hope that we get to start threads you are torn about for many more years.

All the very best,

Mick


17 Aug 06 - 10:47 PM (#1812758)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Tweed

HAW, I found it!!
Khandu made this song a couple years ago and sent it to me to cast onto the internet as I seen fit, and therefore I do hereby drag it from the dark recesses of the enormous closet known as Tweedsblues.net on this glorious occasion.
Happy Bidet Joe Offer!! I give you

King Khandu's creation known worldwide now as ...
The Joe Offer Birthday Waltz


17 Aug 06 - 10:54 PM (#1812761)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Alba

Thundering Applause


17 Aug 06 - 11:20 PM (#1812776)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: snarky

...another year's worth of wrinkles....


17 Aug 06 - 11:50 PM (#1812794)
Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Elmer Fudd

Happy birthday, Joe.

Elmer