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18 Aug 06 - 10:25 AM (#1812957) Subject: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Grab http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm A lovely solution from the village elders. But just imagine the wedding. "Do you, Nanny, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "Baaa..." Graham. |
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18 Aug 06 - 10:27 AM (#1812959) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: SINSULL If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife... |
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18 Aug 06 - 10:32 AM (#1812964) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Paul Burke Women for children, boys for love, goats for pleasure, but for true ecstasy... a melon. (apocryphal old Turkish saying) |
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18 Aug 06 - 11:47 AM (#1813014) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Lady Hillary That is truly an elegant [in the mathematical sense] solution! |
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18 Aug 06 - 11:55 AM (#1813024) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: robomatic I think it's all a big mistake. He shoulds married the chicken and kept the goat on the side. |
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18 Aug 06 - 12:24 PM (#1813037) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Rapparee Why would he want to keep a goat on its side? Let it stand on its own four feet, I say! |
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18 Aug 06 - 01:23 PM (#1813101) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Amos He who marry chicken get nothing more than peck on cheek. A |
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18 Aug 06 - 01:28 PM (#1813106) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: MMario The true pity of the story is the bride price/dowry was $50. Says a lot. |
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18 Aug 06 - 01:36 PM (#1813117) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Rapparee Too much money, you think? |
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18 Aug 06 - 01:41 PM (#1813120) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Grab Depends how she looked, I guess. Maybe she'd been well groomed. And Amos, think big. He who marry ostrich have really big pecker! |
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18 Aug 06 - 01:59 PM (#1813134) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Little Hawk Esmeralda would cost a whole lot more than a miserable 50 bucks. |
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18 Aug 06 - 02:01 PM (#1813138) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Les from Hull There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who says 'Marriage is one thing I do know Women are fine But for an excellent time A llama is numero uno!' |
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18 Aug 06 - 02:05 PM (#1813142) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Les from Hull |
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18 Aug 06 - 02:06 PM (#1813143) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Les from Hull anyway - we are much more enlightened about goat sex in Hull |
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18 Aug 06 - 02:25 PM (#1813165) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Barry Finn Hall of Hull & the goat were both consenting adults. After all Hall wasn't messing with no Kid. Today it was reported that the goat is heartbroken & Hall was seen to be sobbing & drowning his sorrows, drinking shots of Woolite & Ram's Head beer chasers. Barry |
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18 Aug 06 - 06:33 PM (#1813351) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Liz the Squeak Chap near here was arrested for having sex with a pony.... turned out the pony was under age. LTS |
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18 Aug 06 - 07:10 PM (#1813382) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Barry Finn Chubby Checker always sang "Do the pony with your partner With a big boss line" |
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18 Aug 06 - 07:10 PM (#1813383) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Rapparee Oh, fer gosh sakes, Liz! He was just horsin' around. |
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31 Aug 06 - 07:48 AM (#1823450) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: GUEST,jOhn One of me neighbours shagged a goat, they sent him to jail. |
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31 Aug 06 - 08:02 AM (#1823460) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: GUEST Surely a good ram will do. Mike |
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31 Aug 06 - 08:03 AM (#1823461) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Paul Burke The Kings of Ulster were inaugurated as follows: A white mare is led into the middle of the assembly. The one who is to be raised up ... while having intercourse with the mare like a beast, proclaims that he is also a beast. Giraldus Cambrensis |
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31 Aug 06 - 09:52 AM (#1823555) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: GUEST,Mingulay at work I'm still trying to come to terms with "a packed Hull to Bridlington train". |
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31 Aug 06 - 11:37 AM (#1823632) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: skipy No one has said anything about "wellies" or the "edge of a cliff" yet! Skipy. That's cliff as in mountain not singer & singer is a song not sewing & sewing is as making curtains not casting seeds. |
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31 Aug 06 - 11:44 AM (#1823637) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Dave the Gnome Adds a whole new meaning to Rod, Hull and Emu... :D (tG) |
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31 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM (#1823647) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Les from Hull Mingulay - of course a Hull to Bridlington train takes people away from Hull! |
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31 Aug 06 - 02:26 PM (#1823739) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Donuel We need an amendment now, goat marriage is attacking the American family. |
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31 Aug 06 - 09:59 PM (#1824153) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Paul from Hull Hmmmm... In light of THIS thread though, best not put the Wedding Photo's up on line.... |
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01 Sep 06 - 04:27 AM (#1824293) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: GUEST,Mingulay at work Yes Les but.........................................Bridlington!!! Although it could have been worse - Mablethorpe??? |
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01 Sep 06 - 07:41 AM (#1824427) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Big Al Whittle Tried that, just made me more horny. |
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02 Sep 06 - 07:20 AM (#1825287) Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat! From: Bee-dubya-ell One thing about goat marriage... If things don't work out, there's no need for a messy divorce. Just throw some charcoal on the barbecue grill... |