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BS: I have classified documents

21 Aug 06 - 10:51 AM (#1815118)
Subject: BS: I have classified documents
From: Donuel

Now that Bush has classified the the number and type of nuclear weapons the US had during the last 40 years I am now in posession of classified documents.

You see, I have several history books with this newly classified information regarding the exact number and type of such weapons.

What should I do with this classified information?
Will a good ol fashioned book burning be called to bear, or can we now be arrested under the Patriot Act for having such classified documents in our home?


21 Aug 06 - 11:02 AM (#1815131)
Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Bunnahabhain

You know the classifications:

Secret: In the papers already.

Top Secret: In the papers next week.


21 Aug 06 - 02:05 PM (#1815275)
Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Rapparee

I wouldn't worry about it. Everybody knows that information anyway, except the Administration.


21 Aug 06 - 05:03 PM (#1815408)
Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Stilly River Sage

I just wish that Dubya wouldn't classify the Constitution as TP in his White House bathroom.


21 Aug 06 - 05:55 PM (#1815466)
Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: katlaughing

It'd be okay if he used this TP, SRS!


22 Aug 06 - 12:18 AM (#1815774)
Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Scoville

Man, I was hoping it was those stupid moon landing tapes. Save every archivist in the Houston area a lot of bother.


22 Aug 06 - 03:16 AM (#1815828)
Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Liz the Squeak

Is he allowed a third term? If he GETS a third term, then even *I* might consider moving to New Zealand.... even though my sister is there!

Because if he gets a third term, then it will be conclusive proof that the USA has collective moronic palsy and will the last one out please turn the lights off.

Makes you wonder if BSE (Mad Cow disease) really WAS restricted to the UK.

LTS


22 Aug 06 - 09:37 AM (#1816024)
Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: The Fooles Troupe

So just WHEN was the maximum number of terms set to 2?


22 Aug 06 - 09:45 AM (#1816029)
Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: MMario

ammendment 22 of the US constitution:

"No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once."

ratified in '51