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BS: Voluntary stupidity

22 Aug 06 - 07:44 PM (#1816547)
Subject: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

I am in favour of this. I been voluntarally stupid for about as long as I remember, eh? It helps get ya out of a lot of trouble, because you just, like, act dumb and pretned you don't know what people want or what they mean. It is better than involuntary stupidity because, like, when it's volutnary then you know when to use it and when not to, eh?


22 Aug 06 - 07:45 PM (#1816550)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Rapparee

Since you can't tell the difference between somebody being mean and somebody giving you friendly advice, I don't think your stupidity is anything except genetic.


22 Aug 06 - 07:57 PM (#1816556)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Bill D

"Tis better to close mouth and be thought stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt"


22 Aug 06 - 08:11 PM (#1816563)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Yeah? Well it is better to have done a hole lot of flippin' STUPID things in your life than to never have done flip-all. YOu don't get remembered by doin' nothin', eh?


22 Aug 06 - 08:34 PM (#1816573)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: The Fooles Troupe

I thought this was a 'revelation thread' on George Bush...


22 Aug 06 - 08:36 PM (#1816574)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Little Hawk

Heh! Yes, I bet a lot of people thought that.


22 Aug 06 - 09:08 PM (#1816593)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Old Guy

Are you certain that it's not Involuntary Stupidity?


22 Aug 06 - 09:11 PM (#1816595)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Bill D

well, BDiBR,,,I guess you must have your flippin' role models


22 Aug 06 - 09:57 PM (#1816615)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Rapparee

Shane, wadda ya know? I found a really good picture of you!


22 Aug 06 - 11:27 PM (#1816673)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Little Hawk

Omigod.


23 Aug 06 - 12:08 AM (#1816711)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Skivee

Gee, Shane.
Now that I've seen your picture, I can understand why your favourite OPD officer finds you irresistable.


23 Aug 06 - 12:57 AM (#1816727)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: JohnInKansas

Voluntary Stupidity?

"Why would any sane person want to turn their phone into a banana? Apparently many people do, because the banana phone phenomenon is growing in leaps and bounds. We brought you the banana-phone cover, and now we bring you the banana phone headset - to connect to your cellphone. Plus our story has links to all kinds of banana phone craziness. Including the badger banana-phone song, banana phone videos and much, much more. Who knew a banana could be so much fun!"

Everyone knows a pickle is better.

John


23 Aug 06 - 02:48 AM (#1816760)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Elmer Fudd

Thinking gets in the way of thought. --Wavy Gravy


23 Aug 06 - 03:02 AM (#1816766)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Liz the Squeak

I'm thought stupid because I'm a blonde... sometimes it helps.

I never have to change my own car tyres (although I can and have done rather more than strictly necessary), I just stand by the car and 'flutter'.... gets a manly man every time.

However, although I may act stupid, I'm not. I just don't like engaging in a battle of wits with unarmed opponents.

LTS


23 Aug 06 - 03:25 AM (#1816777)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Wilfried Schaum

Well roared, lioness!

Father of an extremely intelligent blonde soprano


23 Aug 06 - 08:09 AM (#1816902)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Little Hawk

Given that there are a lot of really smart blondes around, it's kind of strange how that one started. I guess Hollywood movies of the 40's and 50's are to blame.


23 Aug 06 - 08:49 AM (#1816926)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Rapparee

Hey, Liz. I'm blonde too. Have been all my life. Nobody thinks I'm dumb, though. I tried fluttering my eyelids once and got punched in the nose, and then I still had to change my tire.


23 Aug 06 - 04:42 PM (#1817316)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Liz the Squeak

Rapaire - I think having tits helps.

Oh, and no willy... but then, with these tits, I can get a willy whenever I want!

LTS


23 Aug 06 - 06:21 PM (#1817381)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Little Hawk

When things are that easy, Liz, doesn't it lead to complacency? ;-)


23 Aug 06 - 07:18 PM (#1817416)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Liz the Squeak

Nope.... it's selecting the right willy that is the difficult bit....

What do you get when you turn 3 blondes on their heads?












At least 2 brunettes.

LTS


23 Aug 06 - 09:36 PM (#1817507)
Subject: RE: BS: Voluntary stupidity
From: Rapparee

Know how to make a blonde's eyes light up?









































Shine a flashlight in her ear.