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BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?

25 Aug 06 - 05:32 PM (#1818969)
Subject: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Little Hawk

Think of it! A simulation chamber where you can have any experience imaginable. Anything whatsoever. Better than a genie in a bottle!

Seeing that you can do anything you want there...what would you definitely choose NOT to do there?


25 Aug 06 - 05:34 PM (#1818976)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Don Firth

WOW! Great question!

I'm gonna have to think about this. . . .

Don Firth


25 Aug 06 - 05:54 PM (#1818986)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Paul from Hull

I'd not sit & watch TV with Clinton Hammond.


25 Aug 06 - 06:00 PM (#1818988)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: harpmolly

My taxes...


25 Aug 06 - 07:06 PM (#1819006)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Little Hawk

Amazing. I wrote down these on my notepad here, and then waited to see what people would say...

1. My tax return.
2. Wash my dog who has just returned home from rolling in fresh manure.
3. Empty and clean the porta-potties after the folk festival.
4. Have sex with Clinton Hammond.

So far we appear to be thinking along very similar lines here. ;-)


25 Aug 06 - 07:27 PM (#1819012)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: mack/misophist

If a computer controls it, the computer maven can check the records. Don't do anything you wouldn't do in public. In front of your parents, either.


25 Aug 06 - 07:36 PM (#1819023)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Don Firth

Here's a metaphysical / theological idea for you:

The Universe is just a holodeck and God is only a computer geek.

Works for me. . . .

Don Firth


25 Aug 06 - 07:57 PM (#1819036)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Paul from Hull

Ok, to clarify here, I'd not sit & watch TV with Clinton Hammond, nor would I have sex with him.

Wouldnt have sex with L.H. either, for which I am sure he is eternally grateful!


25 Aug 06 - 08:04 PM (#1819039)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Little Hawk

Absitively!


26 Aug 06 - 12:29 AM (#1819183)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I wouldn't go for a refreshing dip in a swimming pool filled with cat vomit.


26 Aug 06 - 11:22 PM (#1819811)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: frogprince

Spend a warm, sunny day with my wife on the most beautiful beach in the universe, wearing clothes.


27 Aug 06 - 06:26 PM (#1820249)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Dead Horse

Is that what the noise is whenever doors open and close on the Enterprise? Cats vomitting in the Holodeck Swimming Pool????


28 Aug 06 - 01:00 PM (#1820794)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: frogprince

Insert the Left Behind books as a program...


28 Aug 06 - 03:12 PM (#1820893)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Jack the Sailor

I would not have sex at all there. I would not deficate there. I would not urinate there, or blow my nose or put Q-tips in my ears.

I might be persuaded to invite a certain Chimp to my poker game, though.


28 Aug 06 - 05:11 PM (#1821001)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

I would not have sex with Sheila Copps there, eh?

Nor anywheres else fer that matter! GAAAAAHHHH! Gag me with a flippin' pipe rench.

- Shane


29 Aug 06 - 01:23 PM (#1821820)
Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Nigel Parsons

Kick Tasha Yar out of bed!