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BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!

31 Aug 06 - 03:40 PM (#1823811)
Subject: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

I get spam email all the time, purportedly emanating from people with very unlikely names...obviously made-up. It makes it quicker to identify spam and delete it, so I don't mind. Here's the best one yet today:

"Bullwinkle L. Pentagon"

Please post your own stupid spammer made-up names on this thread.


31 Aug 06 - 03:42 PM (#1823813)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Here are some more from today:

Carradog Herrman

Malachi Schwan

clinging

Alp Ogles


31 Aug 06 - 03:45 PM (#1823818)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Clinton Hammond

Little Hawk... That's the stupidest spammer I've ever run across....

Oh... right.... that's not true.... The Shambles is slightly worse.....


31 Aug 06 - 04:39 PM (#1823869)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: number 6

What's with the spam e-mail that doesn't have a name.

sIx


31 Aug 06 - 04:48 PM (#1823878)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Rapparee

I received the following, among others:

Half Wit
Wormwood Sage
Pencock Trifle

I particularily liked the first one, since to respond to the email would prove my "name".


31 Aug 06 - 04:54 PM (#1823883)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: number 6

Rapaire ... don't tell me you deleted my e-mail I sent ya ?!?!

sIx


31 Aug 06 - 05:30 PM (#1823908)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Don Firth

Barbara and I each have our own e-mail address and we have a joint one. Mine starts out with my name, "donfirth@" and then goes from there. What I don't quite understand is that I get spam addressed to "donf—" and just about any and every possible combination of letters from there on.

I'll sometimes get eight or ten at once, different variations of the address, but the body of the message is all the same. Ersatz Rolex watches (my Casio digital with five alarms, a stop-watch, and a countdown timer gains about two seconds a week and I reset it every week to Greenwich Mean Time, and that's good enough for me), or wanting us to ru-up our mortgage, (which we don't have because it was paid off years ago), and for cut-rate drugs and pharmaceuticals from some undisclosed foreign country, no doctors' prescriptions necessary (yeah, right!!). I have a spam blocker that stops the vast majority (sometimes hundreds per day!), but these come in in the "Suspect Email" folder. And the same damned ones come in day after day.

Advertising may come to us through snail-mail addressed to "Occupant," but at least they have to get the street address right.

Barbara and I both get this stuff on all three of our e-mail addresses, when the address at the top of the spam is only approximate, and not even a close approximate at that. If it isn't addressed to us specifically, why the hell are we getting it?

Don Firth


31 Aug 06 - 05:34 PM (#1823911)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Penny S.

I emailed my ISP about the getting of mail with those characteristics - ie not my name, but the start of my name, and they said that a) The mail was actually sent to a long list of names but the others, including mine, were hidden; and b) They couldn't stop it.

Penny


31 Aug 06 - 06:05 PM (#1823962)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Some more came in.

Baldomero Buie

Outside

Counterproductive

Kestrel Deyoung

Eilif Lyssand

Fadia Lusher

Emory Lewis


31 Aug 06 - 06:07 PM (#1823964)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Richard Bridge

Clinton Hammond


31 Aug 06 - 06:10 PM (#1823967)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Two more just came in...

"are"

"Barbitol"


31 Aug 06 - 06:19 PM (#1823977)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Dave the Gnome

Sys admin.


31 Aug 06 - 07:53 PM (#1824072)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Alice

I was thinking about this the other day when I noticed that not the names, but the
SUBJECT LINE words have gotten more strange.
It really jumped out at me when I saw one spam email with
"antelope" as the subject.


31 Aug 06 - 08:32 PM (#1824095)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Yeah, weird subject lines are another whole thing unto themselves. Been getting a lot of those.


31 Aug 06 - 10:03 PM (#1824156)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Bill D

I had a BIG list of those, but either they gave up on me, or my ISP has filtered them out...haven't had one for months.


31 Aug 06 - 10:37 PM (#1824171)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Clinton Hammond

I'll be nice when Mudcat filters out it's spammers

Then "Little Hawk" might have to go out and get something that passes for a life


31 Aug 06 - 11:09 PM (#1824190)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: JennyO

Here's a handful - lots more where they came from:



spacial ambient

dandy nwevo

mrsjoy mane

gefabey gefabey

Watty Wade

legnima yaya ouattara

Glory Betiot

Annabel Zoo

Stella Lrace

Rosemary Fsgu


31 Aug 06 - 11:20 PM (#1824197)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: number 6

Name: Hormel subject: Croquettes

sIx


31 Aug 06 - 11:22 PM (#1824198)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,282RA

Can't beat Mr. Long-time-handshake-man.


31 Aug 06 - 11:24 PM (#1824201)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,282RA

Nathaniel C. Hornet


31 Aug 06 - 11:25 PM (#1824202)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,282RA

Diorama O'Shinski


31 Aug 06 - 11:28 PM (#1824205)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,282RA

Sputnik Monroe--oh wait, that's a real guy. Still an excellent spam name.


01 Sep 06 - 12:32 PM (#1824692)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Today...

Olujimi Wilds

mode, skirmish


01 Sep 06 - 01:00 PM (#1824712)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Along the line of amusing subject lines, here's one:

"You necessary these pills."

Ha! If it were possible to send them a reply, it would be:

"I NOT necessary these pills."


01 Sep 06 - 02:17 PM (#1824784)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Becca72

The strange subject line is another way to get past spam blockers from what I've been told. If the subject line is "Viagra" it's more likely to be blocked than if it's "antelope".


01 Sep 06 - 02:25 PM (#1824792)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,Jon

Sys admin

Ah Dave, cron and root email me but nothing they have sent has been spam.

I have had various emails from sysadmin, support, etc. @ my domains though.


02 Sep 06 - 11:25 AM (#1825382)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Mr Yellow

I get mail on an e-mail forum with names so unlikely I nearly delete them. But then I change the address if it gets spammed. So I know they are genuine - if unlikely.


02 Sep 06 - 12:36 PM (#1825436)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Today's contenders:

Harkaitz Beauchamp

Aydin Oddo

Jesse Tapia


02 Sep 06 - 12:50 PM (#1825446)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Paul from Hull

Today I got one from:

Jose Roach

Faustus

Queen Babcock

Thanh Graham

Napoleon Pacheco

Esteban stride

Humberto Waddell

Harris Madrid.

-There was nothing particularly amusing in the subject line apart from one large message of 70-odd kb, entitled just "Radish"


02 Sep 06 - 12:57 PM (#1825450)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

LOL! Amazing, isn't it? Did you open the "Radish" one or just delete it?

I get a "bulk" spam message every day or so under no name whatseover and with nothing at all in the subject line. I delete it.


02 Sep 06 - 01:00 PM (#1825454)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Paul from Hull

Hell, I deleted... a file THAT size could harbour something a LOT bigger than a virus...*G*

Besides, I HATE radishes.


02 Sep 06 - 01:01 PM (#1825455)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Today's best subject line so far, from "Justin Lopez":

"prevent improvement capsules"

Why would someone want capsules that prevent improvement??? Perhaps if one was slowly poisoning an unwanted relative or business partner....?


02 Sep 06 - 03:54 PM (#1825539)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

"Placards F. Celli"


02 Sep 06 - 09:12 PM (#1825681)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Scoville

Hey, I know a guy named Justin Lopez. Seriously. He doesn't deal in that sort of thing, though.

Crap--I'll have to start monitoring my spammer names. I get some good ones.


02 Sep 06 - 09:47 PM (#1825699)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,Jon

Unbuttoning I. Epiphany


03 Sep 06 - 04:27 AM (#1825778)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Paul from Hull

*ROFL*


03 Sep 06 - 04:46 AM (#1825791)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Oaklet

From Ilene Arredondo; "Take just a candy and be ready for 36 hours of love" and from Iseabail Shipp, "dyR Xjo". The one from "crump" didn't have a title - someone called abate did write however about "Great Calibre" which I suspect might have something to do with willies.


03 Sep 06 - 04:51 AM (#1825794)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: freda underhill

Diodorus Passarelli -

btw an earlier Diodorus (Diodorus Siculus 90 BC– c. 30 BC) was a Greek historian who wrote forty books, describing the ancient world of his time, and his travels through Egypt,Mesopotamia, India, Scythia, Arabia, North Africa, Greece and Europe.

In his writings Diodorus described an early matriarchal society in which women were the judges, warriors and merchants and men stayed home doing the housework and minding the children. He is quoted in "the Paradise papers" by Merlin Stone as part of her argument that there were once matriarchal Goddess-worshipping societies.

freda


03 Sep 06 - 10:47 AM (#1825935)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Severn

I only just started getting them this week

Claudius Massey
Net Knapp

are the culprits, so far.....


03 Sep 06 - 02:37 PM (#1826059)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Dose E. Moldova

Viljo Wortman

Briony Petrik

Ilean Bullard

bracken

and from "devil", this subject line: "we can credit you by cashe"

Oh, yeah! I just bet you can. ;-)


03 Sep 06 - 06:33 PM (#1826199)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Paul from Hull

Only 2 notable ones today...

monet hoium

Flossie Purvis


03 Sep 06 - 06:41 PM (#1826207)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Girl Friday

I just got 42 of the bloody things. Luckily YAHOO filters them. I get really stupid names offering me gold watches, jewellery, viagra, and slimming pills, and, what the hell is ephedra? Sometimes the subjects are all in symbols. i.e ##~///////????. Have these idikots nothing better to do with themselves?


03 Sep 06 - 07:23 PM (#1826226)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Ephedra is both a stimulant (similar to adrenaline) and a thermogenic. It stimulates the brain, increases heart rate, constricts blood vessels (increasing blood pressure), and expands bronchial tubes (making breathing easier). Its thermogenic properties cause an increase in metabolism, evidenced by an increase in body heat.

Side effects of ephedra may include irritability, nervousness, dizziness, trembling, headache, vomiting and hyperthermia. Chemical dependence may also develop.


03 Sep 06 - 07:34 PM (#1826241)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: RichM

Monica Loguidice
Dorete Smelley
Novia Poffenberger
clitoris


03 Sep 06 - 07:52 PM (#1826251)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere

DORETE SMELLEY! Be still my beating heart!!! Dorete Smelley was the great unrequited love of my 16th year. What fond memories I have of observing her adoringly from a distance as she traipsed up and down the street outside my family's walk-up flat in Kensington! What horrid memories I have of the arrogant, disgusting wretches who dated her and laid their filthy hands on her while I ground my teeth in impotent desperation and clutched my old and faded copies of the National Geographic against my heaving bosom in the privacy of the family loo!

Dorete! Dorete! Where are you now? Are you sitting at some computer keyboard just like me and delivering spam to the unwashed hordes? Dorete, I am still waiting! Send your present address to Wilfred Pennifere, 22 Lower Swagsbottom End, Stokely-on-Thames, Berkshire, UK.

I am only a heartbeat away!


03 Sep 06 - 09:53 PM (#1826291)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,'Rita', nee Dorete Smelley

Wilfred....Wilfred?

NO! Not spotty little Wilfy at 27a?

Well, well...

are you RICH now, little Wilfy, hmmmm?

I didnt think you had it in you! I don't think your Daddy thought you did either. How is your Daddy?

I wont ask after your Grandfather, I expect he has gone from amongst us?....the last few times I 'saw' him, I didnt expect he would be up to requiring my...'services' again...

Well...there is a car drawing up, so I must go....can't leave you my address dearie, but you will find my phone number on a business card in any phone box in Kensington!

Cheerio, darlin'!


04 Sep 06 - 04:52 AM (#1826411)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,Jon

Manganese B. Dibbles

I'm not sure but it might be the same source as "Unbuttoning I. Epiphany". Both contained a link, saying it was for some pharmacy


04 Sep 06 - 07:19 AM (#1826472)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Flash Company

Spam spotter programmes can be a little obtuse to say the least, The confirmation booking for my rail tickets to Cornwall got dumped because it came from Virgin Rail.

FC


04 Sep 06 - 09:18 AM (#1826544)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Sandra in Sydney

I just looked in trash & see that Larry Edwards sent me an email with the subject "Don't waste your time"

so I didn't & his message, & the one from Fifth Third Bank (eh?? what kind of a weird name is that for a bank??) & the EDS company's 'Eastline Delivery Service company. Job Offer' have all gone into the wide blue yonder

sandra


04 Sep 06 - 12:38 PM (#1826653)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: JennyO

Oh - Job offer. I thought you had sent Joe Offer into the wide blue yonder, Sandra.


04 Sep 06 - 02:05 PM (#1826710)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Demetrius Moxley


04 Sep 06 - 02:25 PM (#1826722)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Geordie-Peorgie

aah thowt aah wez the only one daft enough to collect these to put in the show but obviously not.

Here's my collection.......

Plumpness H. Humdrum
Screwy M. Mellowed
Snoot V. Wigwagged
Roscoe Bledsoe
Juggernauts Q. Avenger
Sextet D. Wackes
Garnisheeing H. Carollers
Plurality H. Porpoise
Promenade D. Unscrupulously
Dustin Bourgeois
Triviality P. Splittings
Leonardo Colon
Schoolteachers B. Overstating
Philippic H. Praiseworthiness
Whizzed J. Batteries
Latex Q. Trawl
Raincoat T. Leukocyte
Deadpanning K. Reproducible
Underpasses C. Hydrant
Revivalists R. Beheading
Tormentor B. Lollygagging
Optometrist T. Finesse


aah'd love te meet Promenade D. Unscrupulously and his mates Raincoat and Tormentor


04 Sep 06 - 04:36 PM (#1826853)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Slag

Knock on Sorrel, Isa doen git no spam-- sofar. It no sounda a so good ting too git.

LH & GF. Ephedra bush grows all over the Western US. I have several tufts growing within thirty feet of my house. When the Mormons came west they used to brew something called Mormon Tea. Having forsaken the evil stimulants "tea" and "coffee" they used the ephedra plant as an alternative. Ephedrine, the extract of the active ingredient is used to produce methamphedamine, "crystal" etc. Yup, sure beats that nasty ol' caffine.


04 Sep 06 - 04:44 PM (#1826869)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Geordie, your extraordinary list is the winner so far!


04 Sep 06 - 05:31 PM (#1826925)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Girl Friday

If that's what ephedra does all you spammers out there. I DON'T WANT ANY OK???????????!!!!!!!!!!


04 Sep 06 - 06:10 PM (#1826958)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Old Guy

LH: Those made up names are made up by a computer program. A spammer is too lazy to do that much work.

I could tell you how to avoid spam completely but I like to keep that to myself. I have recieved 2 spams in the last year.


04 Sep 06 - 09:07 PM (#1827085)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: IvanB

Sandra in Sydney, Fifth Third Bank is headquartered in Cincinnati Ohio, USA. I always thought the name odd too, and inquie=red about it when I attended a function in the area. Apparently Fifth National and Third National banks merged and neither wanted to lose their identity, hence the name.

I had thought maybe it was the fifth instance of a third national bank or the like. In recent years, Fifth Third has gone on a buying spree and is now one of the nation's largest banks. As a matter of fact, I'm now a customer of theirs even though I'm still using checks with a bank name from two purchases back.

I assume you got one of the phishing emails purportedly from them in the past few days. It gave me pause for about ten seconds until I decided they could send me snail mail if they really wanted that info and I sent it the way of the rest of the junk mail.


04 Sep 06 - 09:13 PM (#1827087)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,Jon

Looks like it is the same pharmacy place for the ones I'd given. Tonights spam they sent was addressed as from

Jugged H. Creamy


05 Sep 06 - 12:22 AM (#1827145)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Possibly the best one yet just came in:

Slobbers U. Mannishly


05 Sep 06 - 07:32 AM (#1827309)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Jeanie

These colouful characters have only started to sneak into my email inbox in the past week or so.

I can just picture my new-found friends now:

Raclaw Culton: banjo player from the Rocky Mountains, beard, check shirt, fur trapper's hat (is he a Mudcatter ?)
Dand Dapolito: Mediterranean smooth guy, greased back hair, pencil-thin moustache, clutching red rose between his teeth
Ariadna Kemp: fluttery drama teacher, rainbow scarves, beads, dangly ear-rings, penchant for gin
Jacopo Leitner: that famous teutonic philosopher, founder of the Bockwurst Principle
Kazimiera Bevins: International Woman of Mystery, dark glasses, leopardskin coat, cigarette holder; accept a drink (or "pharmacy products") from this woman at your peril.

Kazimiera's website went by the wonderful name of "Tuihadefungase": Sounds rather nasty to me. If I was suffering from THAT, I think I would need all her pharmacy products and more besides.

Cheers,
- jeanie


05 Sep 06 - 08:51 AM (#1827363)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST

Damn, all these make mine seem very poor by comparison...

Lourdes Lugo

Zelma Beard

Leticia Pereira (there's a tongue-twister)

Dolph Vizcarrondo

Donal Thies

Evgeni Canning

Avani Millet


05 Sep 06 - 09:15 AM (#1827383)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Sandra in Sydney

Ivan - ta for the info. Jeanie - thank for the imagery, I love it.

Over the past few years we've had zillions of mergers, cos the Govt deregulated the financial industry. I spent hours detectiving & fixing the old & new entries in our Customer DB when I heard that another small regional bank had been swallowed by a big one, & another big one was chaging it's name - again! So I gave up & waited for them to contact us.

sandra (who does not have a bank account so is not tempted by phishers)

I wonder why they don't phish credit unions. (moves aside smartly to avoid stampede of Mudcatters who have been phished by pseudo credit unions)


05 Sep 06 - 10:41 AM (#1827463)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Geordie-Peorgie

Great idea Jeanie! Aah'm strting to put descriptions on some of the names on my list

Plumpness H. Humdrum - A round, jovial, mid-west USA lady who owns an apple pie bakery

Triviality P. Splittings - A somewhat shy and demure schoolmarm from Oregon

Roscoe Bledsoe - Insurance assessor - Small with round spectacles and a lisp


05 Sep 06 - 11:43 AM (#1827508)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Really? I've gotten stuff from Roscoe Bledsoe too.


05 Sep 06 - 04:44 PM (#1827754)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Little Hawk

Lakeshia Luong


05 Sep 06 - 07:23 PM (#1827920)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Geordie-Peorgie

That's a coincidence - aah've just received a thread from "Little Hawk" -

Seriously though - tonight aah had a spam mail from

"Kittiwake P. Fundamentally" & "Gentian D. Plumpest"

If some computer is generating these it whould get an award for originality.


05 Sep 06 - 07:31 PM (#1827928)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Geordie-Peorgie

Have a look at www.phatt-bstards.co.uk

Our fan base sign the visitor's book wi' daft names like "Sydney Oprah-House" and "Grumbelina Pendix"

They're aall roond rhe bend!


05 Sep 06 - 07:45 PM (#1827941)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,thew

ahmadabad & aeolian


06 Sep 06 - 08:40 AM (#1828318)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Scoville

Would you believe that since I actually started paying attention, all of my spammers suddenly have normal names? I got one from "Barbara Gorman" this morning. How boring is that?


06 Sep 06 - 09:25 AM (#1828366)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: bobad

They probably use a site such as this one


06 Sep 06 - 10:09 AM (#1828402)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Paul from Hull

Hmmm, dunno about that Bobad..... the names here are a LOT funnier than anything ever produced by those stupid name generators!


06 Sep 06 - 11:55 AM (#1828486)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: JennyO

Funny Scoville, I noticed the exact same thing. You think yours is boring? The couple I've had lately have come from Charles Brown and Amy Goodman. BOR-RING!


06 Sep 06 - 12:06 PM (#1828490)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: curmudgeon

Linn got one from Claudius Banks - a desperate balld singer?


06 Sep 06 - 02:53 PM (#1828617)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

Got one today from a lady(?) called Viagara Longhampton. It got past my spam filter too, it must have been laughing too hard to be able to bin it.

The subject? Obvious innit?

Don T.


06 Sep 06 - 03:55 PM (#1828653)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Partridge

Colon Harridan - he wanted me to give him my bank details so that he could deposit millions. I didn't trust him - perhaps it was the name??

Pat x


07 Sep 06 - 08:57 AM (#1829165)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Scoville

Got one this morning from Siegfried Reyes. Must be German/Mexican, like Linda Ronstadt.


07 Sep 06 - 10:29 AM (#1829219)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: jeffp

I just got an offer of "Aussie Jobs Online" from Dumbfounded L. Crankiness. It must be legit.


07 Sep 06 - 01:48 PM (#1829377)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Bat Goddess

I sort of "collect" interesting subject line "poetry" -- and my favorite spammer name has been Claudius Banks (mentioned above by Curmudgeon).

I mostly get spam at my work address and I'm sure I can collect some more interesting names (even if not interesting in a musical sense) in the next coupla days.

My primary email IP address does a pretty good job of siphoning off spam before it gets to me, as does the "Bulk Mail" folder (which I never look at) at my Yahoo address.

Linn


07 Sep 06 - 05:42 PM (#1829544)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Geordie-Peorgie

Aah hev te look in me Yahoo Bulk mail for these and it seems that some bugger has got wise - Aah've only had five 'sillies' in the last three days - The others are aall fairly sensible names or are names at e-mail addresses

But here's the latest 3

Productiveness H. Pranks
Hermogenes Vaccaro
Instinctive C. Aleutian

Aah'm ganna stop lookin'


10 Sep 06 - 05:41 PM (#1831395)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Girl Friday

I don't have time or patience to look at 'em long enough to attribute characteristics to these nutters, be they real or computer generated. I just call up my Yahoo Bulk folder and delete the B'stards - if you'll pardon the expression.


11 Sep 06 - 08:14 AM (#1831770)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: A Wandering Minstrel

What and miss out on the opportunity to spend time with the likes of:

Khaleel Waltz
Mirza Houk
Elvia Reilly
and Houston Estrada?

FAscinating characters all :)


20 Sep 06 - 09:17 AM (#1839094)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Sandra in Sydney

FreeHand GoLivereg sent me a message wih the subject Readerreg Update LE SVG


20 Sep 06 - 10:40 AM (#1839158)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: JennyO

Here are a few more:

GlenSaint Mile
Ramona Bonilla
oogle Groups
Tamaka Zebuebu
Noam Toran
reliably than
Idris Usman
Clementina Sankoko
Emmanuel Jaja


20 Sep 06 - 05:25 PM (#1839498)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Scoville

You know I haven't gotten a single stupid spammer name since this thread started? It's amazing. Suddenly they all make sense.


09 Oct 06 - 12:49 AM (#1853757)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Slag

I'm al most jealous: I don't get spam. Almost jealous, but not quite! I do have a game character named RahKhanRhabynn (hands off spammers---she's mine!)


09 Oct 06 - 04:06 AM (#1853827)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: JohnInKansas

The majority of ones I get are so garbled that the "from" line doesn't even form anything resembling a name.

I have noticed, however, that virtually all of them come from .ca addresses.

My most persistent one appears to pretend to be (possibly) female, but the subject and addy lines are all in French (maybe?) so that I can't read enough of them to make sense. Something (possibly?) about sex and mutual funds, or meds to make my funds grow, as best I can tell. I've tried blocking the source site that's indicated, but it seems to change about every two weeks, and I've been getting "almost identical" crap, all apparently from the same source, for over 6 months now. All from .ca of course.

Probably just a fan ... . I hope "she" gets over me soon.

John


09 Oct 06 - 10:11 PM (#1854592)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: GUEST,fumblefingers

This is a list of made up names, but they belong to real people. I found them in the birthday list in the local paper over a period of months. They would do for spam names though.

Camron
Chaverly
Courtnae
D'Andrea
De'mere
De'Shae
Devion
Dlorah
Ja' Darius
Jadyn
Jamiya
Jarian Kajdesha
Jasley Sadee'
Jaydyn
Jermall
Jhordis
Joquetta
Ka-Leigh
Kardae-Lyday
Kayren
Kiara
Klahila
Lashawn
Lawanda
Lexia
Makayla
Natayvia
Quantishia
Ranena
RoNeka
Shantory
Shaq`uile
Sharlynne
Shaunquincia
Shauntia
Shenique
Shijon
Shonkista
Tasgel
Tazorrian
Thomacenia
Toneisha
Tralinda
Xylohn
Zaharia Ja' Nay
Zakarriyya
Zakeyleeon


10 Oct 06 - 11:56 AM (#1854927)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Spammer Made-up Names!
From: Old Guy

When you fight spammers, you might as well fight a coke machine. They have no soul or morals or consideration. They are like Mafia hit men.

They have programs that create all these names. The garbled up stuff is the results of a program designed to write spam that slips through the spam filters. There is not 100% effective spam filter and if there was, it would be compromised in a few days.

Spammers have programs that scan the internet for open mail servers that will relay thier spam and hide the origin of the spam. When a mail server is set up, it defaults to open relay. In China and third world countries. thay simply don't know and don't care how the mail servers are setup. This facilitaies the spam.

The only thing you can do about spam is to avoid letting the spammers get your address. Do not post it on the net and do not use it to contact anybody but friends. Use a free Yahoo or Hotmail account for dealing with anybody other than your friends.

I do it and I have not received any spam since Sep 9th.