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13 Sep 06 - 04:15 AM (#1833330) Subject: BS: Stigmata problems From: GUEST,Padre Pio Cor blimey me stigmata ain't 'alf givin' me gip this mornin', blood all over the keyboard. An me halo's on the bloomin' blink again, anyone got a 12 indulgence grace pack to spare? |
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13 Sep 06 - 05:24 AM (#1833354) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: freda underhill Padre, i urgently suggest iron tablets and kid gloves. regards freda |
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13 Sep 06 - 05:35 AM (#1833357) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John MacKenzie There's no good getting cross about it. Next time you cut your nails, try to be a bit more careful! Giok |
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13 Sep 06 - 06:36 AM (#1833377) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Keith A of Hertford And make sure Thomas washes his fingers before poking. |
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13 Sep 06 - 08:00 AM (#1833415) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Richard Bridge Check with the Vatican. If they decide you are real you are made for life and they will profit after your death. |
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13 Sep 06 - 08:07 AM (#1833420) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Wolfgang The Vatican has already checked some time ago and has canonizised Francesco Forgione (AKA Padre Pio) in 2002, a couple of years after his death. Nice to see that there is internet access in heaven too. Wolfgang |
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13 Sep 06 - 08:56 AM (#1833448) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Rapparee Check with Francis of Assissi. Ol' Franky has the same problems. |
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13 Sep 06 - 09:33 AM (#1833482) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: GUEST,Mother Theresa I get my gracepacks from here. Ask St. Patrick to upgrade you to rechargeables. As for the stigmata, St. Fiacre might help, he does piles as well as taxis. |
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13 Sep 06 - 12:01 PM (#1833570) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John MacKenzie Have you seen your optometrist lately, you may actually have an astigmatism? G. |
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13 Sep 06 - 12:16 PM (#1833584) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Metchosin LOL! |
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13 Sep 06 - 01:17 PM (#1833630) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Rapparee I had a stigmata once. Had a helluva time with it. Every time I tried to wash my hands the soap and water ran right out the holes. It got so bad I finally plugged 'em up with that stuff you use to patch rust holes in cars. |
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13 Sep 06 - 09:56 PM (#1833991) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: robomatic Use the medicated vaseline. And cover with duct tape. In fact, if the Romans had used duct tape they would have saved us a lot of bother. |
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13 Sep 06 - 10:26 PM (#1834011) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: GUEST The Romans did use duct tape. It's how they effected repairs on these. |
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14 Sep 06 - 04:51 AM (#1834144) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: GUEST,Dr. H Shipman Padre, put some elastoplasts on the holes, take two aspirins and see me in the morning. |
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14 Sep 06 - 05:16 AM (#1834160) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Paul Burke Is that Stigmata of the Dumpmata? |
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14 Sep 06 - 06:16 AM (#1834193) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Georgiansilver Great repair Rapaire |
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14 Sep 06 - 07:33 AM (#1834240) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John O'L I had Stigmata problems once. But they weren't as bad as the Bjornmata problems, or the even the Bennymata problems. Worst of all though were the Tommata problems. |
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14 Sep 06 - 10:33 AM (#1834372) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Dave Hanson Stigmata of the dump, that's really bad. eric |
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14 Sep 06 - 11:19 AM (#1834402) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Mr Happy you say termata, & I say pertata they say regata, & I say stigmata maters, martyrs gaiters. garters, Let's call the hole thing orf! |
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14 Sep 06 - 11:38 AM (#1834412) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Paul Burke He's got a hole drilled through his hand, He's got a hole drilled through his hand, He's got a hole drilled through his hand, He's got a hole drilled through his hand. Swigmata (swig' mah tah): n. The red marks that forms on the nose and cheeks after a night of heavy drinking. |
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14 Sep 06 - 03:34 PM (#1834588) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Joe Offer Stigmatics are a real problem for us liberal Catholics. All the hysteria is really messy, and it clashes with our non-hysterical Weltanschauung. We can deal with the stigmata of Francis of Assisi, since that was all such a long time ago, although we still get a bit uneasy about those images of Francis contemplating skulls. So, Pio, could you please wear gloves and socks? All that blood is so distressing. -Joe Offer- |
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14 Sep 06 - 06:04 PM (#1834729) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Liz the Squeak Not to mention it's a bugger to get out of the carpet.... LTS |
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15 Sep 06 - 12:41 AM (#1834948) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Seamus Kennedy Did you ever try walking on water with holes in your feet? It's a bitch! The water comes up like little fountains as you sink slowly down. Seamus |
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15 Sep 06 - 01:09 AM (#1834957) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Liz the Squeak AH!! so THAT'S why I can't walk across the pond... and there was me thinking it was a weight to surface tension problem when all along it was because I've got little holes in me tootsies! LTS |
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15 Sep 06 - 03:44 AM (#1835009) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John MacKenzie Your meniscus isn't strong enough Liz. Isn't Stigmata 'The Stig's Mother? I believe she's known to her friends as Alma. G. |
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15 Sep 06 - 06:57 AM (#1835103) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Liz the Squeak My meniscus isn't the problem.. it's all that bloody duck weed! LTS |
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15 Sep 06 - 07:06 AM (#1835113) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John MacKenzie Can't it use ther cat's litter try? |
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15 Sep 06 - 07:06 AM (#1835114) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Paul Burke I didn't think you were old enough to have had a meniscus anyway. |
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15 Sep 06 - 07:32 AM (#1835124) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John MacKenzie I had to pause and think about that one! |
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15 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM (#1835422) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Hawker When my stigmata play up I get cross!!!! ;0D |
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15 Sep 06 - 02:29 PM (#1835449) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John MacKenzie ♪♫Eye eye lazy, lazy eye♪♫ |
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15 Sep 06 - 08:08 PM (#1835681) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John O'L So have we all got stigmata problems now, have we? Every clown wants to play Hamlet. |
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15 Sep 06 - 10:58 PM (#1835749) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Rapparee No, I am not Lord Hamlet, nor was I meant to be. Eating popcorn and peanuts can be another problem, because in addition to them falling through the holes the salt hurts like heck. |
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16 Sep 06 - 03:36 AM (#1835819) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John MacKenzie Me Thain of Cawdor? What a gas! G. |
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16 Sep 06 - 04:20 AM (#1835829) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John O'L Gas Giok? I don't think you can claim rumblings from that hole as a stigmata problem. |
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16 Sep 06 - 04:45 AM (#1835840) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John MacKenzie Haemarroids? {Sorry it was just begging to be said ☺} G. |
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16 Sep 06 - 12:14 PM (#1836024) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Rapparee Piles and piles of hemorrhoids... |
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16 Sep 06 - 12:16 PM (#1836026) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Rapparee And just in case I didn't mention it before (which I didn't), accepting change is a challenge. And when I was in school all the other kids used to play "Drop the Clothes Pin" with the holes in my hands. |
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17 Sep 06 - 04:32 AM (#1836486) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Liz the Squeak But I bet you were really popular when it was time to strain the spaghetti... LTS |
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17 Sep 06 - 05:29 AM (#1836504) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John O'L Strain it? What about measuring it - a nail hole would hold, I imagine, a serving for one or maybe two people, depending on appetite and the accuracy of the hammerer... |
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17 Sep 06 - 10:28 AM (#1836630) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: Rapparee The hole in my side was a problem, too. But the worst are the wounds around my head -- either I'm in pain or my Stetson falls down over my ears. |
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17 Sep 06 - 10:38 AM (#1836639) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John MacKenzie THOMAS !!! Don't pick it, it'll never get better! G. |
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17 Sep 06 - 08:17 PM (#1836991) Subject: RE: BS: Stigmata problems From: John O'L Are you sure about that? |
