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Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...

14 Sep 06 - 06:09 PM (#1834738)
Subject: Lyr Req: jug band song
From: GUEST

I vaguely remember a song concerning somebodies jugband. 2 names (I think) were Arnold Slug, on the jug,( what else) and Amos draper on the comb and paper. Does this ring any bells with anyone? Are there bells in jugbands? (joke)
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14 Sep 06 - 06:59 PM (#1834774)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: jug band song
From: Leadfingers

Originally Trevor Crozier - The Piddle TrentHyde Jug Band - Re done by Adge Cutler and the Wurzels as The Charlton Mackerel Jug Band .


14 Sep 06 - 07:23 PM (#1834786)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: jug band song
From: Bernard

Rosie Hardman and Bob Axford did that one in the late 1960s...! The title they used was 'The Day The Piddle Trent Hyde Jug Band Made The Charts' as I recall...


15 Sep 06 - 03:13 AM (#1834990)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: jug band song
From: GUEST

Yes thanks thats the song. Does anyone have the words please?


15 Sep 06 - 03:18 AM (#1834993)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: jug band song
From: GUEST,DaveS at Work

I'll post them over the weekend if nobody beats me to it.


15 Sep 06 - 08:38 AM (#1835169)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: jug band song
From: Brian Hoskin

Piddletrenthide is all one word


15 Sep 06 - 11:32 AM (#1835312)
Subject: Lyr Add: WHEN THE PIDDLETRENTHIDE JUG BAND HIT...
From: Leadfingers

OK - You've talked me in to it!

WHEN THE PIDDLETRENTHIDE JUG BAND HIT THE CHARTS

I always planned to start a band,
The very finest in the land,
So I went and held auditions
For the very best musicians.
Some who played, they made the grade;
Some they played like hell,
But I chose the best in all the West,
And here's the personnel:
There's Bernard Mace with his old string bass,
Made from a girt big packing case.
Along of 'ee comes Amos Draper,
Wizard on the comb and paper.
Arnold Slugg, who blows the jug,
He's barred from all the locals;
And I'm the star with my guitar,
Harmonica and vocals.

Now what was worse and made us curse
Was finding somewhere to rehearse.
Neither of the pubs would wear us,
Cos it seems they couldn't bear us.
People laughed and called us daft.
I took it on the chin.
I was always fond of the old duck pond,
Until they threw us in.
Then Bernard Mace flew through space,
Followed by his packing case.
Amos Draper, he did try
To keep his roll of paper dry.
Arnold Slugg went "glug, glug, glug"
And very quickly sank,
And my gumboots were full of newts
When I reached the farther bank.

We hadn't been barred from the old churchyard.
There one night we practiced hard.
Every man was full of cider,
Giving it stick with C C Ryder,
When a figure in white came in to sight.
I thought we'd woke the dead,
But Parson Stirt in his nightshirt
Said we woke 'ee instead.
Then Bernard Mace with his old string bass,
He said we'd better leave this place.
Off he flew with Amos Draper,
Trailing yards of Bronco Paper.
Arnold Slugg with his two-gallon jug
For speed was not designed,
And I ran like a fox with the parson's box
-er following close behind.

But then one day old Farmer Grey,
He came to me and this did say:
All his beasts like music played 'em.
Would we come and serenade 'em?
So off we sped to the old cowshed.
The cows they did adore us.
They wagged their tails, banged their pails
And joined in every chorus.
Then Bernard Mace with the old string bass,
A girt big Guernsey licked his face.
Another got attached to Amos Draper,
Chewed up half his roll of paper,
Filled the jug of Arnold Slugg,
His kindness to acknowledge;
And I got a kiss from a pretty little miss
From the Agricultural College.

So in one week we quite uniquely
Topped the chart in The Farmer's Weekly.
Play your cows our Rhythm 'n' Blues, you'll
Get three times more milk than usual.
We've got plans, lots of barns,
No rivals do we fear,
For every cow knows Mama Don't Allow
No Jug Band music in here.
Now Bernard Mace has a shirt of lace,
And his hair completely hides his face.
So does that of Amos Draper,
Getting in between his comb and paper.
Arnold Slugg has a Pop Art Jug.
We've broke our mothers hearts,
For we look so queer in all this gear,
Since we hit the charts.

There we are - remember to credit Trevor Crozier!


15 Sep 06 - 01:40 PM (#1835420)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: jug band song
From: GUEST

Fantastic Leadfingers thanks for taking the time to post these.


15 Sep 06 - 01:46 PM (#1835423)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: jug band song
From: greg stephens

Trevor Crozier, of blessed memory. A great singer, and a very funny man.


15 Sep 06 - 05:07 PM (#1835593)
Subject: RE: Req: jug band song - Piddletrenthyde Jug Band
From: Liz the Squeak

And a damn fine village to boot... although my ancestors lived a wee bit further up the valley, in Piddlehinton.

LTS


15 Sep 06 - 09:18 PM (#1835711)
Subject: RE: Req: jug band song - Piddletrenthyde Jug Band
From: Leadfingers

Adge Cutler knicked several of Trevor's songs and shipped them out of Dorset and into Somerset !! I would like to think he paid some royalties !!


31 May 09 - 10:35 AM (#2644826)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: GUEST

My dad used to sing this to me when i was about 4! I love this song!
thank you so much for posting the words :)


31 May 09 - 10:49 AM (#2644835)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: GUEST,Silas

AND - its recorded by Tony Rose on the last compilation - I think you can still get it from Phil Beers website.


31 May 09 - 12:32 PM (#2644923)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: Tug the Cox

Leadfinger, I thibnk the cover was by Shag Connor and the carrot crunchers.


31 May 09 - 12:34 PM (#2644925)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: Tug the Cox

Oops, should have googled, better than fading memory sometimes, Adge it was.


01 Jun 09 - 09:59 AM (#2645535)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: Roger the Skiffler

Great stuff!

RtS


01 Jun 09 - 10:57 AM (#2645574)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: Leadfingers

Adge and his mate Fred Wedlock were notorius for 'Acquiring' other peoples music !


11 Nov 12 - 02:57 PM (#3434867)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: GUEST,Parf

I met Trevor Crozier in the Blue Anchor in Helston 1979. What a character


11 Nov 12 - 04:07 PM (#3434890)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: Paul Reade

One of the best rhymes ever:-

"Play your cows our Rhythm 'n' Blues, you'll
Get three times more milk than usual "


11 Nov 12 - 04:42 PM (#3434904)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: greg stephens

Treveo Crosier was star and a gentleman(though it has to be said an extraordinarily vulgar gentleman)


12 Oct 13 - 07:07 AM (#3566259)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: GUEST,Arno Camel

The AMIABLE PIDDLETRENTHIDE MARCH is now on YouTube.


12 Oct 13 - 09:46 AM (#3566282)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: When the Piddletrenthide Jug Band Hit...
From: GUEST,Ian G

Great live version of it by Tony Rose on 'Exe' [Chudleigh Roots CD CR003]www.molliemusicrecords.co.uk recorded in Cheltenham 1971