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BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?

14 Sep 06 - 09:37 PM (#1834867)
Subject: Why am I so...?
From: Thomas the Rhymer

Teiresias spoke about me
To Cephissus and Leiriope
Will Echo Discuss
With Amienias
The thread that I most long to see?
ttr


14 Sep 06 - 10:00 PM (#1834878)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Stilly River Sage

Adonis and Attis have long held
With Cybele and Diana
That the grove in Nemi
Grows tall with weeds
While Sappho grows moist grasses


14 Sep 06 - 10:36 PM (#1834895)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Mares eat oats
And does eat oats
And litle lambs eat ivy
A kid'll eat ivy too
Wouldn't you?


14 Sep 06 - 11:09 PM (#1834909)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: mack/misophist

no


14 Sep 06 - 11:46 PM (#1834927)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Stilly River Sage

Mine didn't exactly scan in the way TTR's did, but it was packed full of imagery. Unlike that of our spatula licking friend. . .


15 Sep 06 - 12:13 AM (#1834931)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Hey, it was all I could think of that had a pastoral setting, five lines, and something resembling a rhyme scheme. Anyway, this thread's far too obsessed with itself to care whether any particular poster's work is original or not.


15 Sep 06 - 01:58 AM (#1834971)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: John O'L

O vile debaucher and corrupter of sacred beauty! Have ye not the sensibilities of a goat?


15 Sep 06 - 04:31 AM (#1835034)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: The Fooles Troupe

Na-a-a-a-a-ay!


15 Sep 06 - 04:58 AM (#1835050)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Dave Hanson

Nobody eats ivy it's poisonous.

eric


15 Sep 06 - 04:12 PM (#1835549)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Thomas the Rhymer

mirror mirror on the net
who's your favorite posting pet
Could it be my poor sweet self
Gazing at you on my shelf?

How I hope with sturgid aims
To recklessly revoke your claims
With arduous self deprication
Concealing our infatuation

-sigh-


15 Sep 06 - 04:37 PM (#1835563)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Amos

Chasing Thalia leads to failya
In to vicious Circes turning
If the muse ya would pursue, ya
Need your after-burners burning.
Break the mold of fond reflection,
Lose your Narcissian erection,
Or, instead, the hurkle-jerkle
Will consume you in its circle.

Paddymore Lusitania
First Defender of Soft Consonants


15 Sep 06 - 05:37 PM (#1835622)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Bill D

My great uncle
Had a carbuncle
Right on the bottom of his rump
Armed with a mirror,
He gazed on his posterior
...Except when he had to take a dump.

   Ogden Ferlinghetti "Poems I Wish I Had Never Written"
      Desperation Publishing - San Francisco, 1972


15 Sep 06 - 05:52 PM (#1835626)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: GUEST, I was there at the beginning man

The 85 Billion thread's not far away,
Go and post there, today.


Thank you


15 Sep 06 - 06:08 PM (#1835634)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Tootler

I'll just go and examine my navel.


16 Sep 06 - 03:25 PM (#1836148)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Thomas the Rhymer

I doubt yours is any more interesting than mine...

...And now a brief word from our sponsor...

This thread was brought to you by 'total denial' of the relevancy of this indictment. Any similarities between this document's earnest well researched assertions... and the 'conspiracy theory' confusionists... are purely coincidental.

And now back to our regularly scheduled self obsession...

Actually, now that I mention it... my navel is absolutely engrossing too! Oh how inspiring this all is! You know... properly rhymed and chorded, my introspective inflections and reflections on my navel are MUCH DEEPER than they first appear! ...and with the right marketing...
ttr


16 Sep 06 - 03:38 PM (#1836156)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Stilly River Sage

I missed the mark with my ditty--going too far back and into left field. Interesting story.


16 Sep 06 - 05:00 PM (#1836217)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Thomas the Rhymer

Don't mention it my little pretty...

At least you were in the Ballpark! Amos, on the other hand was off on his own 'Onan the destroyer' episode... and quite out of radio reception for most of the series...


16 Sep 06 - 11:36 PM (#1836419)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Thomas the Rhymer

Enhanced by instinct's situations
Narcissus descants sensations
A dual drama unfulfilled
In view of pastures left untilled

Reflections oft are right and left
Each alone is found bereft
To dawdle in confused delight
Quite unaware it can't requite

And more complex psychologies
Emerge from frail dualities
When each side sees only derision
without the context to envision

And poor Narcissus as a nation
Wastes away in indignation
Against it self it's goals umpugn


17 Sep 06 - 12:45 AM (#1836428)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Thomas the Rhymer

Sorry... How'd that happen?

Enhanced by instinct's situations
Narcissus descants sensations
Of dual dramas unfulfilled
In view of pastures left untilled

Reflections oft are right and left
Each alone is found bereft
To dawdle in confused delight
Quite unaware it can't requite

And more complex psychologies
Emerge from frail dualities
When each side sees only derision
without a context to envision

And poor Narcissus as a nation
Wastes away in indignation
Against it's self it's goals umpugn
To Liberty's forgotten tune

We, his conscience and his soul
Are people born but to extol
In virtue revels love's ambition
To heal and impart transition


17 Sep 06 - 01:37 AM (#1836438)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Stilly River Sage

That's nice of you, but I looked at the antiquity of the "speakers" more than their message, and lobbed back more ancient speakers but with a message from Sappho that scholars suggest was lost (for a while) in translation. They were all self-centered, but not so much so as your New Narcissus.

Not like the brazen giant of bleak fame,
With conquering limbs astride from Afghan to Iran;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch . . .

Who should beat the fool over the head with it
until he gets some sense
and leaves everyone else alone


17 Sep 06 - 02:02 AM (#1836444)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Thomas the Rhymer

:^)... and takes care of (and listens to) his conscience.

Alas... for the thrill of arguements we forget our calling to higher purpose... and in disagreements over spices, burn the soup.
ttr


17 Sep 06 - 09:43 AM (#1836605)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: chazkratz

You're so vain you probably think this thread is about you, don't you, don't you, don't you.
It isn't. It's about itself, and that's beyond argument.

Charles


17 Sep 06 - 10:29 AM (#1836633)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this thread obsessed with itself?
From: Thomas the Rhymer

I had a dream there were clouds in my coffee... clouds in my coffee-o