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BS: Me

30 Sep 06 - 10:16 PM (#1847287)
Subject: BS: Me
From: GUEST,Sir Rodney Dangerous

You aint seen me, right !


30 Sep 06 - 10:18 PM (#1847288)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: GUEST

Seen who?


30 Sep 06 - 10:20 PM (#1847292)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Clinton Hammond

me

clintonhammond.com


30 Sep 06 - 10:49 PM (#1847306)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: harpmaker

www.tedsatool.com comes to mind


30 Sep 06 - 11:50 PM (#1847323)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Joe Offer

do re ** fa so


01 Oct 06 - 12:13 AM (#1847330)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: GUEST

Good one la**do.


01 Oct 06 - 04:21 AM (#1847382)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: John MacKenzie

It wasn't Me me
G.


01 Oct 06 - 11:47 AM (#1847554)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: GUEST

Looks like somebody had it in for you, then.


01 Oct 06 - 01:43 PM (#1847629)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: fat B****rd

It should have been me.


01 Oct 06 - 02:28 PM (#1847665)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Bee-dubya-ell

If there were no me, the headmaster in Pink Floyd's "The Wall" would scream, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your at?"

Sorta changes the aning, doesn't it?


01 Oct 06 - 04:01 PM (#1847727)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Bunnahabhain

you ain't seen nothing yet....


01 Oct 06 - 04:39 PM (#1847753)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: GUEST

buh, buh, buh baby


02 Oct 06 - 04:26 AM (#1848059)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: GUEST,Sir Rodney Dangerous

You can't sit there mate, somebodies seat.


02 Oct 06 - 07:15 AM (#1848124)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Mooh

You?


02 Oct 06 - 07:40 AM (#1848134)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Splott Man

Today I will be mostly wearing Burbery


02 Oct 06 - 07:40 AM (#1848135)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: GUEST,ooh matron!!

Invisible man?


02 Oct 06 - 09:45 AM (#1848224)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Mooh

(With apologies to Bee-dubya-ell) Without me there would only be ntal.

Peace, Mooh.


02 Oct 06 - 01:44 PM (#1848459)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: gnu

Not me.


02 Oct 06 - 01:44 PM (#1848460)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: gnu

Nor I.


02 Oct 06 - 03:39 PM (#1848556)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: lady penelope

I'll get me coat.....


03 Oct 06 - 05:03 AM (#1849048)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: gnu

You neither?


04 Oct 06 - 03:34 AM (#1849865)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Slag

--at Loaf? Nope!


04 Oct 06 - 03:38 AM (#1849869)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Rusty Dobro

'(Most likely) you go your way and I'll go in'


04 Oct 06 - 04:20 AM (#1849895)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: GUEST,Sir Rodney Dangerous

Now stop this, I've told you, you aint seen me, right.


04 Oct 06 - 06:14 AM (#1849934)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: gnu

Ain't seen you right? Ain't seen you at all.


04 Oct 06 - 07:24 AM (#1849967)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: weerover

I've got M.E. so can't be arsed.

wr.


04 Oct 06 - 07:37 AM (#1849976)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Splott Man

--ow?


09 Oct 06 - 12:37 AM (#1853749)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Slag

2


09 Oct 06 - 03:16 AM (#1853803)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Elmer Fudd

You won't see me
You don't know me
I've gotta be me
Stand by me
Tell me
Rescue me
Come away with me
Someone to watch over me
Abide with me
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me
Save the last dance for me

It ain't me babe


09 Oct 06 - 04:31 AM (#1853845)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: GUEST

Me by Allan Sherman (tune Sorrento)

Counting both feet I have ten toes.
They're not lady toes, they're men toes.
And I keep them as mementoes,
For I love them tenderly.

All my hands are full of fingers.
Very good as door-bell ringers,
And the though of fingers lingers
In my haunted memory.

In the middle is my carcase,
And I always dress my carcase
In the best from Neiman-Marcus.
That's a big store in big D.

There are other things about me,
Which I'll show you if you doubt me,
Things that wouldn't work without me
Like my elbow and my knee.

On my face, two eyebrows.
They're not your brows, they're my brows.
Behind those eyebrows,
That's where you'll find me.


09 Oct 06 - 08:00 AM (#1853949)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Splott Man

That last GUEST was me cookieless.

Splott Man


09 Oct 06 - 05:59 PM (#1854448)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: GUEST

Takes a man to admit it.


09 Oct 06 - 07:32 PM (#1854525)
Subject: RE: BS: Me
From: Kaleea

I gotta wee wee! I gotta wee wee!! Daring to try--to do it or die!!! I gotta WEE WEE!!!!!















so go already.