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BS: The only post.

04 Oct 06 - 02:48 PM (#1850382)
Subject: BS: The only post.
From: GUEST,Me

The only post that can ever start this thread is this one. No one else can start this thread once this post has been posted. No one can do anything about that.

So, Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Too bad for you. My purpose has been accomplished...or it will have been a moment after I hit "Submit Message", and there's not a damned thing any of you can do about it.

So there.

Since there's nothing you can do now that you've read this to stop me from getting the first post, and since you can never take this accomplishment away from me, I suggest you just crawl off in defeat and do it now. There's no point in your posting here, because the first post has already said all that needs to be said.

You are superfluous. I was first.


04 Oct 06 - 03:31 PM (#1850414)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: John MacKenzie

They say a girl never forgets her 'first'
G.


04 Oct 06 - 03:49 PM (#1850434)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Becca72

Some of us would like to, though, Giok...


04 Oct 06 - 03:52 PM (#1850437)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: GUEST,Zeggo

NO one ever forgets their 'first'. It isn't limited to females.


04 Oct 06 - 03:55 PM (#1850439)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: MMario

actually - if we get a nother database scambling crash (as we have had before) the statements in the post that created this thread may not apply.


04 Oct 06 - 03:56 PM (#1850440)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: GUEST,Me

God forbid that that should happen.


04 Oct 06 - 03:57 PM (#1850442)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: MMario

from your keyboard to G*d's inbox!


04 Oct 06 - 04:12 PM (#1850456)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Amos

Petty, pusillanimous pettifoggery, if ever I saw it.

A


04 Oct 06 - 05:20 PM (#1850517)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Bill D

the opening post was one of the longest redundant tautologies I ever saw.


05 Oct 06 - 04:57 PM (#1851388)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: GUEST,Me

Yeah? So what? I still posted first and you can't do a thing about it. You're powerless, Bill D, powerless to stop me.

This thread was just about to fall off the board, so I thought I'd say that before it did.


05 Oct 06 - 05:09 PM (#1851396)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Bill D

never have the powerless felt so smug.


06 Oct 06 - 12:52 PM (#1852089)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Mrs.Duck

The only post I ever get are Bills - I've tried asking the PO to redirect them to him but they still end up here.


06 Oct 06 - 01:16 PM (#1852118)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Kaleea

Well, I posted before the rest of you, so---


               nee
nah nee               boo-----

         nah                   boo--------------!!


06 Oct 06 - 02:33 PM (#1852170)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Janie

And I am the only one to post at this exact time. So there!

What's more, I am the only one to post to this post. Double "So there!"

Janie


06 Oct 06 - 02:39 PM (#1852176)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Amos

Buffoonery! Idiocy! Maudlin mental masturbation! Drivel!! Inanity!! Gratuitous Granfaloons!! Pettifoggery and intellectual butchery!!!! Fie, fie, fie!!!!!


Love,

A


06 Oct 06 - 02:47 PM (#1852183)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Little Hawk

You just love doing that, don't you, Amos? ;-) Admit it. It gives you such a rush!


07 Oct 06 - 07:00 AM (#1852611)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Mr Red

I didn't know we were operating a first past the post system here.


07 Oct 06 - 08:48 PM (#1853071)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: The Fooles Troupe

That's the way the good old USA does everything?


08 Oct 06 - 06:27 PM (#1853558)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Geordie-Peorgie

Hell's bells Amos!! AAh thought you were advertising the largest firm of Solicitors in the country

Me Dad always maintained there was a firm of lawyers in Newcastle caalled 'Coffin & Pharten'


08 Oct 06 - 09:15 PM (#1853672)
Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Just down the road is a guy called "Trikham and Partners"