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13 Oct 06 - 03:49 PM (#1858115) Subject: BS: On to Venus! From: The Shambles Anyone going? |
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13 Oct 06 - 04:36 PM (#1858149) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Rapparee Hot stuff, Venus. But I've always been partial to the Mons. |
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13 Oct 06 - 04:40 PM (#1858154) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST I wonder if Carson Napier still goes there. ? |
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13 Oct 06 - 04:56 PM (#1858166) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Sorcha We can only hope you do, Shambles. |
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13 Oct 06 - 05:14 PM (#1858181) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Lox I'm guessing you don't mean the planet.(?) |
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13 Oct 06 - 05:17 PM (#1858185) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: The Shambles http://www.solarviews.com/eng/venus.htm Venus is not really a very inviting place to visit - with a very unfriendly atmosphere. |
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13 Oct 06 - 05:25 PM (#1858193) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Amos Our forum has a much friendlier atmosphere, don't we? Our forum is precious. Not like that nasty planet, no. A |
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13 Oct 06 - 05:27 PM (#1858197) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Tweed This thread is crazed and should be subpoenaed immediately. |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:00 PM (#1858222) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Liz the Squeak So can anyone else hear the comment that is just waiting to be posted? You all know what I mean..... But it's not going to be me.... LTS |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:07 PM (#1858230) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man I expect one day people will be posting to the 85 billion thread from Venus (and beyond). How come you've never posted to it Shambles? |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:08 PM (#1858231) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Peace Are you the guy that did the pushin' Left the spots upon the cushion Footprints on the dashboard upside down? Since you met my daughter Nelly She's had trouble with her belly Don't you think it's time you came around? Yes, I'm the guy that did the pushin' Left the spots upon the cushion Footprints on the dashboard upside down. But since I met your daughter Venus I've had trouble with my penis Don't you think it's fifty fifty all around? |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:10 PM (#1858233) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man I think this thread is going places |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:13 PM (#1858234) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Little Hawk For further insight into the purposes and origin of the glorious Mudcat to Venus Mission, look into some recent posts on the "Closed Threads & Deleted posts" thread. It is indeed heartening to see that others have taken up the cry "On to Venus!" Yes, the time has come for us all to pool our admittedly meagre resources into one grand effort, the conquest of Venus! |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:15 PM (#1858235) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Liz the Squeak or: Ever since I had your daughter, I've had trouble passing water.... LTS |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:15 PM (#1858236) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man This thread's up there with the 85 billion thread. It's aiming high as all good threads should. I for one am in for the long haul. |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:21 PM (#1858243) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Little Hawk And I, for two, salute you for it! ON To VENUS! |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:26 PM (#1858248) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man But is The Shambles on board, or has he jumped out just as we've set off (his last post suggests he's having cold feet)? That would mean we have no pilot! |
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13 Oct 06 - 06:35 PM (#1858258) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: jeffp I nominate Yeoman Shambles for the away team. |
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13 Oct 06 - 07:02 PM (#1858273) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST Let Karma be our pilot. |
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13 Oct 06 - 07:06 PM (#1858275) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Rapparee I don't want to go in a Karma Ghia.... |
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13 Oct 06 - 07:10 PM (#1858279) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST Is that your Car, Ma? |
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13 Oct 06 - 07:21 PM (#1858292) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: jeffp My Karma ran over your dogma. |
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13 Oct 06 - 07:50 PM (#1858323) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Little Hawk We have now managed to put together enough money and expertise to get a tricycle about halfway down the block from your place or mine. It's a start, eh? |
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13 Oct 06 - 07:53 PM (#1858326) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Bee-dubya-ell You people are insane! It's "OFF to Venus!", not "on"! Look, we are all on the earth (with the possible exception of Tweed) right now. To get to Venus we have to get off the earth. Hence, it's "Off to Venus!" If we leave it as "on" we'll never even get past the launchpad. |
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13 Oct 06 - 07:53 PM (#1858327) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST That's one bike and a unicycle. THINK BIG. |
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13 Oct 06 - 08:09 PM (#1858336) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Chip2447 At least this isn't an attempt to send a probe to Uranus... Chip (crawling back under his rock) |
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13 Oct 06 - 08:14 PM (#1858341) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST No. Here is a pic of Venus. The mystery is the little red dot. What is it? Also, it looks like parking will be a real pain. |
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13 Oct 06 - 09:01 PM (#1858373) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Ebbie That's the center of it, silly. |
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13 Oct 06 - 09:02 PM (#1858374) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST Of the parking lot? |
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13 Oct 06 - 10:55 PM (#1858415) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Bert All aboard for The Good Ship Venus |
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13 Oct 06 - 10:59 PM (#1858419) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Little Hawk We're not going to stand for that sort of behaviour on our Venus mission! |
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13 Oct 06 - 11:29 PM (#1858426) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Ebbie Yes. Looks like a LOT of parking to me. |
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14 Oct 06 - 08:31 AM (#1858585) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: The Shambles If the bycicle manages to get round venus - will this be an Obit thread? |
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14 Oct 06 - 08:51 AM (#1858597) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST Only if someone has their R's on the bike. |
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14 Oct 06 - 09:22 AM (#1858619) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: jeffp Don't be silly. There are no R's in bike. |
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14 Oct 06 - 09:45 AM (#1858639) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Liz the Squeak There ya go Chip... I knew someone would do mention that planet... I'm just glad it wasn't Bobert! LTS |
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14 Oct 06 - 10:16 AM (#1858662) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Dave Hanson Old saying, " a night with venus, a lifetime with mercury " eric |
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14 Oct 06 - 11:48 AM (#1858720) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Amos ANd consequent lead poisoning. A |
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14 Oct 06 - 12:17 PM (#1858733) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: gnu Gonna buy me a Mercury, Gonna cruise up and down the road. Will we Ford the Galaxy on our way to Vega in our Mercury, Freddy? |
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14 Oct 06 - 12:32 PM (#1858740) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Ebbie Yes, and in happy anticipation we'll curvet. |
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14 Oct 06 - 05:04 PM (#1858926) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: terrier I think with all these mercurial wits on this thread, we're heading for the wrong planet ? |
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14 Oct 06 - 06:25 PM (#1858962) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST 'Old saying, " a night with venus, a lifetime with mercury "' THAT was witty. But folks would have to know about the ol' Wasserman treatment. |
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14 Oct 06 - 06:54 PM (#1858972) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Bill D "I'd rather flunk my Wasserman test Than write a poem like Edgar Guest" "Venus De Milo was noted for he charms, But strictly between us, You're cuter than Venus, And, Baby, you've got arms!" "The scented flames of the sun throw me, Telling me how to move--I tell them How to bend the light of shifting stars: I order their curved wash so the moon Will not escape, so rocks and seas Will stretch their elbows under her. I am the sun's toy--because I go against The grain I feel the brush of my authority, Its ripples straying from a star's collapse. If I travel far enough, and fast enough, I seem To be at rest, I see my closed life expanding Through the crimson shells of time. But the stars are still at large, they fly apart From each other to a more soulful beginning; And the sun holds good till it makes a point Of telling itself to whiten to a traplight-- This emptiness was left from the start; with any choice I'd double-back to the dullest blue of Mars." --Medbh McGuckian |
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15 Oct 06 - 12:37 AM (#1859153) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Chip2447 Liz, Someone had to do it, and seizing an opportunity to appear a witty smart ass I jumped all over it. Thanks for not being a witty smart ass and beating me to the punchline, I get so few opportunities to intelligently (hahahaha)contribute to Mudcat. At least I didn't make the joke about the Gaseous clouds surrounding Uranus. Wait, too late. I guess I got 2 stinkers in for the price of one. Oops, that makes 3. I gotta qut this thread or my sense of humour will go over about like a fart in church, or a turd in the punch bowl. How did this thread turn into a expose on potty mouth and toilet humour. Oh great, my brain has got the runs... "Jane, Jane...Stop this crazy thing" parapharsing George Jetson... This is Chip's brain, and this is Chip's brain when radiated with a large dose of general all around silliness. Chip, ( * ) mooning the entire population of mudcat ville |
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15 Oct 06 - 05:58 AM (#1859223) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: The Shambles If exposing one's bum is now known as 'mooning' - what would be exposed if you were 'venusing'? |
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15 Oct 06 - 06:30 AM (#1859232) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: gnu Mons public. |
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15 Oct 06 - 09:48 AM (#1859322) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Flash Company On the subject of flunked Wasserman tests:- My poor little baby, he's deaf and he's dumb, My poor little baby's insane, He's got nasty big blisters all over his tum, What a shame, what a shame, what a shame! Oh boy, the rubbish I remember! FC |
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15 Oct 06 - 11:27 AM (#1859368) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: The Shambles http://columbia.thefreedictionary.com/Wasserman+test |
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15 Oct 06 - 03:31 PM (#1859560) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST,autolycus You chaps contemplating a trip to Venus. And to think that the philosopher Kant pretty well never left his home town. Rather than visiting Venus, the Seychelles, or Outer Manitoba, I've visited parts of Rossini, Samual Barber, Myslivecek, an' sm uvvers what are just, just out of copyright, and all without leaving the maisonette. Except for lunch. As a friend of mine once pointed out,"Travel narrows the mind." Ivor |
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15 Oct 06 - 03:33 PM (#1859565) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: GUEST One's impending death helps focus it, too. |
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15 Oct 06 - 04:47 PM (#1859632) Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus! From: Bunnahabhain I nominate William Shatner to lead the mission, on the twin bases of experience in the matter, and to remove him from this planet, and so making the acting world a better place.... |
