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20 Oct 06 - 10:07 AM (#1864222) Subject: BS: History - back to front! From: GUEST,Tunesmith In an episode of "Til Death us do part", Alf was tell the story of Joseph and Mary and their journey to Bethlehem. He described how Joseph couldn't get lodgings at any inn because they were all booked up; at which point, his wife chips in with, " I'm not surprised, everywhere is so busy at Christmas!". |
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20 Oct 06 - 11:08 AM (#1864293) Subject: RE: BS: History - back to front! From: Wesley S And I had always heard that Christ was born in a manger because Joseph belonged to an HMO. |
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20 Oct 06 - 11:10 AM (#1864295) Subject: RE: BS: History - back to front! From: Peace Old cartoon--Wizard of Id?--in which a guy invents the telephone. In the next frame he dials and gets a busy signal. |
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20 Oct 06 - 11:14 AM (#1864300) Subject: RE: BS: History - back to front! From: Rapparee I've never understood all the so-called "suffering" Washington's troops endured at Valley Forge. Hell, King of Prussia Shopping Center is just down the road, and the Pennsylvania Turnpike is only a couple miles away. |
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20 Oct 06 - 11:16 AM (#1864303) Subject: RE: BS: History - back to front! From: MMario Rapaire - it is understood once you realize that most of those soldier were underage - and their parents had canceled their credit cards when they enlisted! |
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20 Oct 06 - 11:17 AM (#1864304) Subject: RE: BS: History - back to front! From: Donuel In the movie King of Kings there are jet trails in the sky. |
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20 Oct 06 - 11:27 AM (#1864307) Subject: RE: BS: History - back to front! From: Peace "Halt. Who goes there?" William the Conquerer. "State your business." I just did! |
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20 Oct 06 - 11:37 AM (#1864315) Subject: RE: BS: History - back to front! From: GUEST,Strollin' (at the Mill) In Hastings (the real one, UK) there's a guy who has a business laying concrete. What does he call the business? Yep, you guessed it - 'William The Concreter'. Priceless! :-) |