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Song Challenge: Prune yor pole. sir?

12 Nov 06 - 10:57 AM (#1883769)
Subject: Song Challenge: Prune yor pole. sir?
From: Flash Company

seems a couple of 'Travellers' in the South of England hit on a good way to make money. They posed as tree surgeons and offered to carry out unnecessary work at extortionate prices.
They were eventually reported to the Police by a householder after they tried to persuade him that the poplar tree in his garden was in a dangerous condition. Thing was, it wasn't a poplar tree, it was a telegraph pole with ivy growing up it!

I think that I will never see,
A pole as lovely as a tree........

FC