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BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed

12 Nov 06 - 07:59 PM (#1884262)
Subject: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: SINSULL

I thought it was Freddie sleeping under the comforter. It wasn't. Who owns the bone?


12 Nov 06 - 08:07 PM (#1884269)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: The Fooles Troupe

Ooooo, er, that could be painful...


12 Nov 06 - 08:09 PM (#1884273)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Bobert

These bones that you play music with 'er chicken bones, Sins???


12 Nov 06 - 08:09 PM (#1884274)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Jeri

I can't wait to hear the rest of this...

Everybody: check your bones and see if you're missing any.


12 Nov 06 - 08:15 PM (#1884279)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: katlaughing

If you'd said "boner," I would have known just who to point out, Sins!**bg**


12 Nov 06 - 08:16 PM (#1884281)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Ebbie

I'd suspect Seamus. Sneaky pup and a history, to boot.


12 Nov 06 - 08:37 PM (#1884299)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Bill D

bone-e-fide'...the dog did it.


12 Nov 06 - 10:09 PM (#1884345)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: number 6

Ezekiel cried, "Dem dry bones!
Ezekiel cried, "Dem dry bones!
Ezekiel cried, "Dem dry bones!
Oh hear the word of the Lord.


BiLL


12 Nov 06 - 10:55 PM (#1884374)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Sorcha

It wasn't me.


13 Nov 06 - 12:02 AM (#1884402)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: wysiwyg

They don't do that at our house! :~)

~S~


13 Nov 06 - 01:56 AM (#1884427)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: SussexCarole

Heck ....It could be mine mine. Seamus must have taken a shine to that as well as the kazoo. All real cow rib bones accounted for - but can't find either of my wooden bones! (Great excuse for a trip back over to collect it)


13 Nov 06 - 05:43 AM (#1884500)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: catspaw49

Never look a gift horse in the mouth...........

Spaw


13 Nov 06 - 07:35 AM (#1884560)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Bat Goddess

But big enough to disguise itself as Freddie under the comforter?!?

Linn


13 Nov 06 - 07:41 AM (#1884563)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Tinker

Dang SINS, when I visit I never find anything interesting like that under the covers.....

Which guests are reserved for the extra special care and consideration package???


13 Nov 06 - 07:52 AM (#1884574)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: McGrath of Harlow

Fee fi fo fum...


13 Nov 06 - 09:41 AM (#1884645)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: jacqui.c

Can't blame our puppy - he hates stairs so wouldn't even think of going upstairs at Mary's. When I'm in the cellar doing the laundry he just sits at the top of the stairs waiting for me to come back up.

It's more likely to be Ed or Alice - both of whom have been known to get their own back on visitors!


13 Nov 06 - 10:15 AM (#1884663)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: GUEST,lox

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!! ?



YOU'RE ALL MAD I SAY ..... MAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!



It's all those skeletons in your closets. ;-)


13 Nov 06 - 11:56 AM (#1884748)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Ebbie

Who are Ed and Alice? The plot sickens. :)


13 Nov 06 - 11:57 AM (#1884749)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Becca72

If it was Alice you'd know it, as it would have been pissed on first....


13 Nov 06 - 12:04 PM (#1884757)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: jacqui.c

ED and Alice are two of Mary's four cats.

Alice is a slut and will attach herself to anyone who shows an interest although she does have a preference for men. She also has the habit of pissing on any soft surface - coat, bag, afghan... - that has been left laying around.

Ed is a giant size moggy with one hell of a temper. He just about rules the roost and his favourite trick is to throw up any food that isn't to his liking. Most of the time he can be a real sweetie but you have to watch him fairly carefully as he can turn.

However, as per the rule in Mary's house, her cats can do no wrong!


13 Nov 06 - 12:05 PM (#1884758)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: GUEST, Topsie

Ed and Alice? Is this turning into an Archers thread as well?


13 Nov 06 - 12:33 PM (#1884790)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: GUEST

Do you all have each others' email addresses?

Why not use them?


13 Nov 06 - 12:52 PM (#1884801)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: SINSULL

This is a very large stuffed bone in a lovely print which I suspect is used as a support under the knees. It is not Carole's - couldn't play this one and I did change the sheets so it would be a Saturday night GUEST.

Linn?
Tom?
If it had bells and whistles I would send it to you, Spaw.


13 Nov 06 - 12:56 PM (#1884804)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: SussexCarole

Sod it...not my bone...can't use that as an excuse for a return trip!


13 Nov 06 - 12:57 PM (#1884805)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: jacqui.c

Do you need an excuse?


13 Nov 06 - 01:25 PM (#1884827)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: SINSULL

Just heard from Linn. It is hers - a neck pillow. Mystery solved. At least it wasn't something Freddie dragged in.
M


13 Nov 06 - 01:27 PM (#1884830)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: Amos

Tink:

Maybe you need to try harder? ;>D

A


13 Nov 06 - 03:40 PM (#1884923)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: catspaw49

I'm glad it doesn't have bells and whistles cause I don't want it!

On the other hand...............

Mick is looking for a new bone!

CLANK ON HERE to read all about it!

Spaw


13 Nov 06 - 07:39 PM (#1885120)
Subject: RE: BS: GUESTS who Leave Bones In Bed
From: The Fooles Troupe

SINSULL

so you had a bone to pick... happy now?


:-0