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BS: Fight for Fair Erections

13 Nov 06 - 11:28 AM (#1884725)
Subject: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST,Ivor Littlehampton

It has been brought to my attention that some fellows are, well, more blessed than myself in certain rather personal areas. Ladies of my acquaintance tell me that size isn't everything, it's what you do with it, nice meeting you, and don't call us, we'll call you.

I think that the more manly fellows like those chaps on the Rugger team at Harrow should jolly well share it out more fairly. What do you chaps and chapesses think?


13 Nov 06 - 11:41 AM (#1884736)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST

Become more of the wanker you are.


13 Nov 06 - 11:48 AM (#1884744)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Amos

I can't imagine how you think you would implement such a bizarre concept as sharing erectile ability. It's not exactly a representative sport, so to speak.

A


13 Nov 06 - 11:50 AM (#1884745)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST

It is for him. He's a real dick to begin with.


13 Nov 06 - 12:29 PM (#1884786)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: gnomad

A possible source of self-help


13 Nov 06 - 12:36 PM (#1884794)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: John MacKenzie

The sun is below the yard arm, so it's time to hoist a stiff one!
Giok


13 Nov 06 - 01:08 PM (#1884812)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Georgiansilver

This thread seems to be growing!


13 Nov 06 - 01:31 PM (#1884833)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: jacqui.c

I'm just watching to see how big this thread grows!


13 Nov 06 - 01:46 PM (#1884842)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: SINSULL

If I am going to fight, it will be for spectacular erections.


13 Nov 06 - 01:52 PM (#1884846)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rasener

I think we need an election for erection


13 Nov 06 - 01:54 PM (#1884849)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rapparee

Here's a really big erection.


13 Nov 06 - 02:05 PM (#1884853)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: John MacKenzie

Is that Harlech Castle in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
Giok


13 Nov 06 - 02:20 PM (#1884861)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST,Landmark preservation committee

http://www.bigwaste.com/photos/ny/unisphere/


13 Nov 06 - 03:02 PM (#1884889)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: lady penelope

Harlech castle, ooooh, I've come over all welsh......

Quick, pass me that gibson martini...... for medicinal porposes only....honest.....

But seriously folks. We should be edifying erections, not enlarging them. I mean, the state of some of them is atrocious......


13 Nov 06 - 03:18 PM (#1884910)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST

But will there there ever be a general erection in China. We tin po.


13 Nov 06 - 05:02 PM (#1884991)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Bill D

"If this thread persists for more than 4 hours, seek medical help"


13 Nov 06 - 05:14 PM (#1885002)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rasener

and blow your horn


13 Nov 06 - 10:37 PM (#1885224)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rapparee

Here's another fair erection.


14 Nov 06 - 03:05 AM (#1885311)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Georgiansilver

The Burj el Arab in Dubai is an incredible erection


14 Nov 06 - 03:42 AM (#1885321)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST,Hugh Bastard

Ivor, old fellow! Sorry to hear you still have the same old problem as when you fagged for me at School! Still, you were a sweet little fellow, and I missed you when they sent me down over the thing with Fortescue Minor. They've let me out now, and it's very mice over here in Cambodia, so if you'd like to pop over sometime, we can talk old times.

Toodle pip
Hugh


14 Nov 06 - 05:03 AM (#1885340)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: John MacKenzie

Try here if it falls too soon.


14 Nov 06 - 08:24 AM (#1885419)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: JennyO

This fellow doesn't seem to have any problems!


14 Nov 06 - 08:51 AM (#1885432)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rapparee

Yeah, but look at the size of the pill he's holding!


14 Nov 06 - 05:02 PM (#1885765)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: JohnInKansas

Maybe Ivor just needs better equipment to help get it up, like:

Big Brutus.

John


14 Nov 06 - 06:41 PM (#1885881)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Ebbie

I should have thought the goal would be 'good' rather than just fair.


14 Nov 06 - 06:44 PM (#1885884)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Liz the Squeak

Ah Niagara Falls - the second biggest disappointment of an American honeymoon....

LTS


14 Nov 06 - 06:49 PM (#1885888)
Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rapparee

That's why we honeymooned in Canada.