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BS: The P-Vine's Birthday Today!!!...

18 Nov 06 - 08:16 AM (#1887544)
Subject: BS: The P-Vine's Birthday Today!!!...
From: Bobert

Yup, looks like I have to behave myself today 'cause today is my sweet, sweet P-Vine's birthday...

Happy Birthday, Baby...

Bobert


18 Nov 06 - 08:19 AM (#1887547)
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From: jacqui.c

Many happies from here Bobert.

I hope that you will be showering the lady with gifts and taking her out for a scrumptious meal tonight. Remember, she has to cope with you 24/7 and deserves only the best in return! :0)


18 Nov 06 - 08:24 AM (#1887552)
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From: JennyO

Yup, you're gonna have to do some sweet talkin' after all them womenz threads!

Happy Birthday P-Vine! Make the most of it while you can! Us womenz gotta stick together, ya know.


18 Nov 06 - 08:35 AM (#1887563)
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From: GUEST

How old is she?


18 Nov 06 - 09:00 AM (#1887589)
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From: Linda Goodman Zebooker

P-Vine, Never met you in person, but your name is Legend! Many happy returns of the day. --Linda Goodman


18 Nov 06 - 09:05 AM (#1887592)
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From: greg stephens

happy day, P-Vine and Bobert.
Lovr from sunny Stoke
gregx


18 Nov 06 - 09:06 AM (#1887593)
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From: Sorcha

LOTTSA presents Bobert......


18 Nov 06 - 09:10 AM (#1887599)
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From: Bobert

Bad, GUEST, bad...

My daddy taught me real early that tghere are three things you just don't do... First, you never ask a woman her age... Second, you never ask a woman how much she weighs... I can't tell you the third thing...

But, really, what to do fir her birthday??? Well, I found this metal rooster sign/sculpture and had him awaiting for her this mornin' when she walked out into the kitchen... She loves roosters so I've allready done purdy good so...

...hmmmmmm??? Waht more should I do??? Think I'll just grap a couple guitars and head up to D.C. for the barber shop blues jam... Yeah, that sounds like a good way to celebrate the P-Vine's birthday...

(Yer askin' fir it again, Bobert...)

Hey, I was jus' funnin'...

...kinda...

Bobert


18 Nov 06 - 09:48 AM (#1887612)
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From: LilyFestre

Happy, Happy Birthday P-Vine!! :) Here's to hoping we don't find another What do womenz want? thread tomorrow.....

Bobert,

    I don't really know either of you but I can tell you what is a sure fire hit around this house when it comes to birthdays and that is just a day of being together doing something we BOTH enjoy. Sometimes that means a movie with popcorn, Sourpatch Kids and a huge lemonade (all to share), other days it means a day of antiquing (not necessarily buying things but just enjoying the hunt together). My all time favorites are when he writes something just for my eyes only and last year, as I meandered downstairs in the early morning, he played his guitar and sang for me. :) Gifts are nice but I have always enjoyed the (extra) giving of his time and thought much more. If you take a minute and think about just how much she means to you, you'll know what to do. :)

Michelle


18 Nov 06 - 09:50 AM (#1887617)
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From: Rapparee

Gad, she's put another year on her life putting up with you!

Tell her Happy Birthday and good luck putting up with you for me.


18 Nov 06 - 10:11 AM (#1887631)
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From: wysiwyg

Me too!

~Susan


18 Nov 06 - 10:11 AM (#1887632)
Subject: RE: BS: The P-Vine's Birthday Today!!!...
From: Bobert

Well, Michelle...

We are doing just that... She has agreed to put up with the Saturday jam session (2 1/2 hours max) if I take her for a nice birthday lunch on the way, which generally means the "Olive Garden"...

...but, seein' as she really doesn't enjoy the jam, but likes the people, I think I'm gettin' some mileage outta that rooster I got her...

Got a little red rooster
Too late to crow for days
Yeah, got a little red rooster
Too late to crow for days
Keeps everything in the barnyard
Upset in every way...

Bobert


18 Nov 06 - 10:16 AM (#1887634)
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From: John MacKenzie

Be nice to the lady, she puts up with you doesn't she?

Just a jokette Bobert my man.

Many Happy Returns Sweet P-Vine from a wintry Scotland.

Giok


18 Nov 06 - 10:20 AM (#1887635)
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From: LilyFestre

Bobert, my old friend,

   Ummmm...BAD, BAD, BAD. It's HER birthday...seriously...why would you take her somewhere she doesn't really enjoy? *shaking my head* I sense another "What do womenz want" thread coming to a screen near you.

Michelle


18 Nov 06 - 10:20 AM (#1887636)
Subject: RE: BS: The P-Vine's Birthday Today!!!...
From: Bobert

Well, yeah, she does put up with me, but me being the perfectly sensitive and handsome and sexy male, what's there that needs "puttin' up with"???

(LOL, Bobert...)

Did I leave out humble???....


18 Nov 06 - 10:43 AM (#1887641)
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From: John MacKenzie

Humble Pie you may find this site useful in future Bobert.
Giok


18 Nov 06 - 11:44 AM (#1887672)
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From: Ebbie

Happiest of Happies to you, dear P-Vine. Bobert will be properly appreciative ALL day. Right, Boberto?


18 Nov 06 - 11:50 AM (#1887679)
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From: Amos

Ahhh, Bobert, mah man,

The blues comes into a man's life fer lotsa different reasons, and sometimes ain't no telling how one man navigated his way into those blues, or they entered into his thinkin', or iffen he brung them on hisself some dark way.

But in your case, the reasons seem pretty evidential, mah man, pretty evidential.

A


18 Nov 06 - 11:50 AM (#1887680)
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From: dwditty

Roses, Bobert, roses!

Happy Birthday P=Vine.

Bobert, refreshed the Wizzz Jones thread so you could watch the video - one blues guy to another.

dw


18 Nov 06 - 12:38 PM (#1887711)
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From: Megan L

Happy birthday lass man ah hope he spoils ye rotten ye deserve it, or a medal.

awra best frae scotland

Ps in case interpreter needed Mckenzie should jist aboot manage :)


18 Nov 06 - 12:41 PM (#1887714)
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From: John MacKenzie

Who the **** is Mckenzie?


18 Nov 06 - 12:46 PM (#1887717)
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From: Bill D

Hey, Eve, neat, we share a birthday! (Did we know that?) Have a wonderful time. I am.

Love,
Rita F

Bobert, while you're in the area maybe you should stop by and I'll share the chocolate chip brownies I baked this morning. :-) I know, I know -- the Barbershop isn't really "in the area." Or we aren't "in the area" of the barbershop, or something.

Anyway I hope you feel really special today Eve, 'cause you are. -R


18 Nov 06 - 12:49 PM (#1887721)
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From: Ferrara

Oops, forgot I was using Bill's browser (and cookie). Happy birthday again, from the real me. - Rita F


18 Nov 06 - 12:50 PM (#1887722)
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From: Rapparee

Alesander McKenzie. Canadian explorer, inventory of Drambuie, son-in-law of Robert the Bruce, banjo picker extraordinaire, father of his nation, delight of the ladies, composer of "Scotland the Brave," holder of liquor, inspiration for Robert Burns, bane of Picts, and discoverer of fingerprints. You know, a typical Scot.


18 Nov 06 - 04:06 PM (#1887856)
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From: Severn

Must be P-Vine Provedence that I get to post to two birthday threads on one day. All the best to you, and hopefully, lots of "ap-P's-ment" from the Mister.


18 Nov 06 - 04:16 PM (#1887860)
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From: Megan L

Ach A canny help it ye canny spell :p


18 Nov 06 - 05:46 PM (#1887919)
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From: JennieG

Bobert - The P-Vine sounds like a treasure and you are lucky to have her!

You can tell her I said so too.

It's HER birthday, so shouldn't SHE get to pick where SHE would like to go?

Cheers
JennieG


18 Nov 06 - 08:04 PM (#1887997)
Subject: RE: BS: The P-Vine's Birthday Today!!!...
From: Bobert

Well, well, well...

What a wonderful day.... Yeah, as per the P-Vine's request we not only went to her favorite resturant, the "Olive Garden" but also, seein' as we usually an entree I let her pick it out without so much as the slightest protest...

(No, Bobert, that ain't the way it went down... You protested before givin' in...)

Nevermind that, it was yummy...

Then it was into D.C. for 3 hours of jammin' and socializin' with my homies and then...

...on the way to the barbershop there was a big ol' rental box truck filed to the ceilin' with collard greens an folks were selling big bagas of 'um for 5 bucks so on the way out we stopped fir a bag of 'um an' the P-Vine asked the folks where they had come from and it was Wilson, N.C. where the P-Vine's people is from and so the P-Vine said "Parker's BBQ" and everyone lit up...

So we got a big ol' bag of collards to top off a perfect Birthday...

Sorry, Rita, Rita... Put my brownie in the frezer an' I'll get it next time we see you allz...

Bobert

p.s. Even though the P-Vine thinks that everyone her in Mudville is a knothead (me included) she may be so touched by you allz warm feelings here today that she may break "P-Vine's Rule #119" about talkin' with knotheads and stop by here an' say "hey"...


18 Nov 06 - 08:41 PM (#1888017)
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From: LilyFestre

I'd like to take a look at that Rule Book some day...sounds like there might be some interesting tidbits in there.

Michelle, fellow knothead...LOL...I kinda like that!

PS. I'm glad you two had a wonderful day!!!!!!!!


18 Nov 06 - 09:23 PM (#1888045)
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From: Bobert

Well, yeah, Michelle... The Rule Book is somethin' to behold....

The washington, D.C. football team hired a new offensive cooderator this past season and word was that has waas bringin' a 700 page play book... Well, I sho nuff can relate to them poor football players 'cause the P-Vine Rule Book is so large that a family of four could live in it...

Awwwww, jus' funnin'.... But maybe a newlywed couple...

Yeah, I really hate to tell everyone her but you'z all been lumped into the knotheads... No exceptions... If you come to Mudville yer a knothead... But, hey, bein' a "knothead" in the P-Vine's book ain't all that bad... When she was etachin' she tell one of her kids that he or she was a "knothead" and the kid would go to sleep with a smile on his or her face... Sho nuff...

BObert


18 Nov 06 - 11:54 PM (#1888078)
Subject: RE: BS: The P-Vine's Birthday Today!!!...
From: JennieG

A long long time ago before Himself and I knew each other, he was keeping company with a young lady who was apparently a bit gullible....it seems one could tell her anything at all and so long as one also said "it's in the book" she would believe any statement, no matter how outrageous. She was a school teacher and therefore had a great respect for books and the knowledge contained therein. Didn't matter what it was, if it was in a book it was OK by her.

Is that like The P-Vine's Rule Book?

Cheers
JennieG


19 Nov 06 - 01:48 AM (#1888099)
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From: The Fooles Troupe

Hippy Hoppy Bidet!


19 Nov 06 - 09:29 AM (#1888234)
Subject: RE: BS: The P-Vine's Birthday Today!!!...
From: Bobert

Good Morning EVERYONE who took time to reply to the humble fact that I made an appearance on Nov. 18 19...... (Just keep usin' Sheido and drink tons of water!!!)

I was sort of concerned that Bob referred to you guys as "knotheads" until he reminded me that I used to call a few of my miscreant boy-students that when they were being goofy in class. So I guess it was a term of my-way-or-the-highway endearment???

Thank you for your sweet comments which, amazingly, were pretty true about my hyper-spouse! I was stunned to walk out and see that gorgeous Welcome rooster piece of metal...Really blew me away and I'm still wandering out to check him out over and over, planning what to plant under his feet and wondering where the ferocious wind won't knock him "galley-west" as my grandfather used to say.

So, yes, we had an abbreviated lunch at Olive Garden (the only good restaurant on the way to DC!!!) and after 2 hours of listening to those blues folks play the same riff to every single tune, I got up and grabbed a tamborine and hit a few licks to cure my own boredom. Bob said it lightens it up some. Hurrah!!!

Pretty cool B-day. Think I'll go check out that rooster again on the way to the sink....only about 24 lbs. of collards to wash!!!!!

Stay safe,

P-Vine (Eve)

PS: My first ever note from Scotland. How Cool!!! Thanks. P


19 Nov 06 - 10:42 AM (#1888267)
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From: Ferrara

Awwww.... So nice to hear from you on Mudcat, Eve! Sounds like your birthday was very nice and the rooster was just the thing. Maybe one of these days Bill and I can invite ourselves down to see your garden. The one at the Manassas house will live forever in my memory.

Rita F


19 Nov 06 - 12:25 PM (#1888317)
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From: jacqui.c

It's good to hear from you Eve. I'm glad your birthday went well - from what I've seen of him Bob is a pretty good sort deep down. He just needs a bit of educating now and again!


19 Nov 06 - 12:46 PM (#1888326)
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From: Bobert

Hey, I heard that, Mrs. Capt'n...


19 Nov 06 - 01:10 PM (#1888339)
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From: SINSULL

Happy Birthday, P-Vine.
The basement serves Jacqui well when the Captain needs some "educatin'". Just a thought.
SINS


19 Nov 06 - 01:19 PM (#1888342)
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From: GUEST


19 Nov 06 - 02:31 PM (#1888395)
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From: Bee

Any birthday that includes a metal rooster has to be a good one. Glad you had a happy one, Eve/P-Vine. ;-)