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01 Dec 06 - 03:30 AM (#1897236) Subject: BS: Clown Chakra From: Partridge Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra. If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face. The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease or dis-eased. When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation ends. They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan effect. So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy. Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh. Seriousness causes reincarnation. |
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01 Dec 06 - 11:56 AM (#1897562) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: open mike ha! Laughter IS the best medicine! |
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01 Dec 06 - 12:09 PM (#1897571) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Ebbie Good one, Partridge! |
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01 Dec 06 - 12:32 PM (#1897590) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Paul Burke Ha! You might laugh at a clown, but wait till it's a loot canal! |
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01 Dec 06 - 12:34 PM (#1897593) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: GUEST, Topsie Well I was rather hoping I would be reincarnated - staying serious isn't easy though. Maybe that's why so few of us remember previous lives. |
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01 Dec 06 - 12:39 PM (#1897597) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Amos You can be reincarnated without seriousness. Seriousness just causes pre-allocation in a downward direction kinds of reincarnation. A |
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01 Dec 06 - 01:47 PM (#1897644) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Kaleea Here's a nice mantra to chant for opening your Clown Chakra: OhWha taGoo seIAm! Keep chanting it until you have achieved nervehaha! |
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01 Dec 06 - 01:54 PM (#1897655) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Paul from Hull Reincarnation? You mean I got to go through all this crap again someday? |
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01 Dec 06 - 02:13 PM (#1897676) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Little Hawk "Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation." Whaddya mean? ;-) Reincarnation is not a problem! It's a very handy way of continuously refining and improving one's role in Creation. |
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01 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM (#1897750) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Amos Excessive seriousness is the cause of downward mobility, reincarnation wise, LH. You know that. A |
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01 Dec 06 - 11:11 PM (#1898021) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Elmer Fudd If you don't have a sense of humor, it just isn't funny any more. --Wavy Gravy |
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02 Dec 06 - 12:05 AM (#1898035) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Little Hawk Yes, Amos. And that is why I hang out with Chongo Chimp and Shane. They keep me from being too serious too much of the time. Ditto for William Shatner. ;-) |
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02 Dec 06 - 01:14 AM (#1898058) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Partridge Perhaps if you keep the clown thingie open - you don't have to come back. pat x |
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02 Dec 06 - 03:26 AM (#1898087) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: JennyO But I WANT to come back! I try to keep my Clown Chakra open as much as possible. Having a sense of humour has got me through all sorts of dire situations. This sometimes provokes comments like "How can you laugh at a time like this?" to which I would say "How can I NOT laugh!" Far too many people take themselves WAY too seriously. A sense of humour keeps me sane, keeps things in perspective, and I believe it has been shown to have a positive effect on health and the immune system. BTW LH, what effect do you think it would have on you, hanging out with Winona - maybe not quite the same as with Chongo, Shane or Shatner I suspect :-) |
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02 Dec 06 - 05:28 AM (#1898134) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: freda underhill How can I raise my klowndalini to reach the Clown Chakra? and if I do, will I experience enlaughterenment? (i hope so!) |
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02 Dec 06 - 02:15 PM (#1898432) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Micca Morty did wonders for my Clown Chakra today with a simple question " How do you eat an elephant?? One bite at a time!!!!! |
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02 Dec 06 - 02:22 PM (#1898440) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Little Hawk In truth, JennyO, I think I would find it difficult to relate to Winona in a number of respects. First, there's the age difference. Then too, she's a smoker, and I can't stand smoking. Still...I like the parts she has played in most of her films, and she's obviously a smart person with a lively personality. I think we might make okay friends, but certainly not lovers! I like having women as friends. It usually works out great. As a lover, she's just an enjoyable fantasy...better never realized, because a romantic fantasy that remains unrealized will never let you down. |
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02 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM (#1898483) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: Amos I kinda doubt Winona would want you inviting Chongo and Shane over to the house so much, LH, and I KNOW she'd barf at the idea of Fat Shat coming over for an evening of ritual worship. Best preserve your idiosyncrasies and your single state. A |
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02 Dec 06 - 05:15 PM (#1898589) Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra From: John O'L Pertridge that's a delightful piece of writing. Thanks. |