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07 Dec 06 - 05:50 PM (#1902819) Subject: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: skipy I got some shit alright! piles of it! Whoever it is that is my Santa sent my present to Africa, all I get is a bloody fridge magnet! that I am over the moon with, chuffed to monkeys, delighted & in a strange way proud. It seems that I have sent some animal shit, now in the form of fertilizer to a family somewhere in africa, a gift that could well make their lives so much richer ( in more ways than one ). On Xmas day when we sit to eat I will think of them sitting with plates of shit ( proccessed ) with tinsle on it. Thank you whoever you are, I am very, very pleased. For those who wish to join the scheme the site is OxfamUnwrapped.com Stuck for ideas, go for it, we could end up with the Mudcat shit pile Skipy Please DON'T combine this, as a seperate thread it will be read more & may benefit some who really need help. |
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07 Dec 06 - 06:08 PM (#1902835) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: Cluin Another mix-up at the clinic? |
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08 Dec 06 - 04:15 AM (#1903214) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: Crane Driver Dave - Just don't smoke it all at once, OK? Andrew |
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08 Dec 06 - 04:27 AM (#1903225) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: Alba ROFL...and Skipy...what the [blank] are you talking about????? |
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08 Dec 06 - 04:31 AM (#1903228) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: GUEST,Skipy's Sekret Skanta Nyyaaa - Haaa - Haaa (and Ho, Ho, Ho) ... and that's only the first half. As I have had NO HINTS I've had to place you on the Naughty list ... and we all know what that means, right? Look for part 2 the last couple of days before Christmas, thanks to some very helpful elves in Wantage ... sss |
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08 Dec 06 - 05:01 AM (#1903250) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: Myrtle Oxfam unwrapped is a great idea...last year I gave some friends a 'themed' present of both shit AND a toilet....they were well chuffed!! Regards, Myrtle. |
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08 Dec 06 - 06:21 AM (#1903295) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: My guru always said Our friends bought half a toilet last year & we bought the other half. Looking forward to a visit one day...... |
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08 Dec 06 - 08:14 AM (#1903373) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: ranger1 Oh, that gives me a very naughty idea of what to buy for an obnoxious family member! I get the pleasure of giving them shit for Christmas and someone else gets something good from it. Do the karma points equal out? Can I be a real brat and very good at the same time? |
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08 Dec 06 - 10:19 AM (#1903443) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: skipy Go for it ranger! Skipy |
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08 Dec 06 - 10:19 AM (#1903444) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: JennyO When some friends of ours were getting married, they wanted all their friends to buy something from TearAustralia instead of giving a wedding present. We gave them each a Goat for families in Afghanistan. They also got trees, toilets, a well, a vegetable garden and other assorted goodies. I don't think there was any shit though, although with a goat, you get the shit sorta built in, as it were. |
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08 Dec 06 - 10:41 AM (#1903458) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: MMario give a man some shit - he fetilizes his garden once - give a man a goat - and he can fertilize for years! |
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08 Dec 06 - 10:52 AM (#1903467) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: Liz the Squeak Or... Give a man some shit, he'll smell for a day, give a man a llama, he'll smell forever! I like the idea of buying a llama. Trouble is... I'd want pictures and progress reports like you get with orphans. LTS |
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08 Dec 06 - 11:44 AM (#1903513) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh Damn! So THAT'S what my parcel was all about. I thought some rich philanthropist had bought me a horse, and all I had to do was find out where it was hiding.... |
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08 Dec 06 - 12:45 PM (#1903572) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: skipy Stuck for a present earlier this year, for 2 friends getting married post divorces, we bought them a goat! They where delighted and said that if they had know about the scheme they would have got themselves a herd rather than wedding presents that they had no where to put! Skipy |
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08 Dec 06 - 03:33 PM (#1903760) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: Alba AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Now I understand...*smile*. OK Skipy my Dear. Sounds like GOOD shit to me... Best of Wishes Jude |
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08 Dec 06 - 03:45 PM (#1903772) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: Tig My dad got a pair of hens for his 86th birthday. They went to Sengwer Aid ( www.sengweraid.co.uk)to help the Sengwer tribe in Kenya. This is a small charity organised by Gill Pirt - Graham's (of Cockersdale)wife and Sam's Mum. Well worth a look at the site and helping them. |
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09 Dec 06 - 12:04 AM (#1904215) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: SINSULL Good 'though... |
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09 Dec 06 - 04:08 AM (#1904287) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: Sandra in Sydney I was the one Jenny mentioned who gave our friends the toilet! As a person who lives in a world of convenient conveniences, I realised the only gift in that marvellous catalogue which I could give was a convenient convience to folks in areas where the conveniences are not convenient, but either non-existant or non-healthy. sandra |
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09 Dec 06 - 07:53 AM (#1904396) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: Mo the caller Nice ideas. But I've always wondered a bit about the goats. Aren't they ecological time bombs? |
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09 Dec 06 - 05:14 PM (#1904815) Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa! I got some SHIT! From: skipy Alba, truly wonderful shit. Skipy |