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10 Dec 06 - 02:42 PM (#1905516) Subject: BS: Erectile disfunction From: John MacKenzie I have trouble standing erect, and have a permanent limp, I use a stick to help hold me up too. Anybody else got this problem? Giok |
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10 Dec 06 - 02:49 PM (#1905523) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: GUEST You are a brave (or crazy) man... |
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10 Dec 06 - 02:58 PM (#1905530) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Ebbie Giok, I was hoping that your recent surgery cured your ills. (My sister- (much older than you)had/s a real problem with her hip replacement but I was hoping that is quite rare. I have several friends who had it done and had great results. One of them no longer jogs but he does still 'bushwhack' each summer (He and one or two friends have someone drop them off in a remote spot and then the guys make their 3 or 4 day journey home over the hills and mountains). He's quite happy with it. Another one had a bad fall on ice a few years ago and broke his hip. Rather than rebuild it, the doctors opted to give him a hip replacement. He was 56, which is young for a replacement, and he may end up having one or more surgeries over time. But he too is doing fine. Another friend had it done about 10 years ago and he wishes he'd had it done much sooner. No pain, no worries. I know that you've said that you have arthritis. Is that the main cause of your problem? Arthritis is one of those diseases I hope they get a handle on- and soon. |
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10 Dec 06 - 03:05 PM (#1905535) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Deckman I replaced (or rather the doctors did) my hip three years ago. It helped greatly. I'm still out there ... building decks, though now I need to replace my other hip! Bob |
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10 Dec 06 - 03:42 PM (#1905572) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Little Hawk I haven't tried the "stick" method myself yet, but it sounds worth a go! Does your partner notice or object to the presence of the stick or does she regard it as a stimulating and saucy accessory? I'm thinking that decorating the stick in libidinous colors might add to the whole effect. Whaddya think? Don't go with green! Reds, purples, and pinks are much more likely to produce a good reaction, but NOT polka dots unless she's really, really the suburban type and likes that sort of thing. |
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10 Dec 06 - 05:31 PM (#1905673) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Ebbie "libidinous colors" Hmmmmm. When your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. |
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10 Dec 06 - 05:38 PM (#1905680) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Rasener Have you consulted Pele? I suppose you could use sticks of rock tied round it to keep it stiff. You never know, your missus might even get to like the taste. |
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10 Dec 06 - 07:26 PM (#1905804) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Little Hawk And then...there's starch. |
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10 Dec 06 - 07:54 PM (#1905832) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: gnomad Celery; you don't eat it, use it as a splint. I like Ebbie's "hammer" line, sounds only too true. |
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11 Dec 06 - 12:21 AM (#1905990) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Stilly River Sage I redid the showers in both bathrooms in my house. I didn't have any difficulties with that erect tile positioning. SRS |
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11 Dec 06 - 03:26 AM (#1906048) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: John MacKenzie What about brick laying, SRS, can you do your own pointing? Giok |
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11 Dec 06 - 09:20 AM (#1906279) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: GUEST Depends on if she's built like a brick......nerver mind! |
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11 Dec 06 - 11:49 AM (#1906429) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Dead Horse Hey Giok, if I was ta kick ya in ya uvver leg, would that cure ya limp? :-) |
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11 Dec 06 - 11:54 AM (#1906438) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: John MacKenzie I walk with a pronounced limp, L-I-M-P, pronounced LIMP. Maybe if you punched me in the mouth instead, I'd walk with lisp? G. |
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11 Dec 06 - 12:54 PM (#1906497) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Georgiansilver Limp, lisp and lump obviously |
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11 Dec 06 - 03:45 PM (#1906674) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Dead Horse Put him in the dark and add "lamp" |
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11 Dec 06 - 06:57 PM (#1906898) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Seamus Kennedy What sadistic swine put an "s" in the word "lisp"? Seamus |
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11 Dec 06 - 06:59 PM (#1906900) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Cluin The same one that made abbreviation a 12 letter word. |
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11 Dec 06 - 07:00 PM (#1906901) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Cluin By the way, there's a new cheaper generic version of Viagra coming on the market. It's called Mycoxaflopin. |
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11 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM (#1907034) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: GUEST Had my hip replacement in February. It seems that, if you're over 60, they make you take longer for rehab. Still don't have full range of motion but the stick went away after 3 months. And it's still getting better so I hope for full recovery. |
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12 Dec 06 - 02:42 PM (#1907617) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Dead Horse I fancy a hip replacement. Just not sure what to replace it with.............. |
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12 Dec 06 - 03:33 PM (#1907654) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: tarheel those tv ads for viagra,etc., just break me up... among the things they say may be bad for you along with nerves,etc., they also say..."and if you have problems with an ERRECTION lasting more than 4 hours,consult you doctor!".. OMG,any man should be so lucky!!! ( any guy in his right mind should call all his lady friends,etc., asnd tell them to get in line at your door!)... Tar... |
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12 Dec 06 - 03:39 PM (#1907659) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: John MacKenzie You're hip enough daddio! G. |
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12 Dec 06 - 06:48 PM (#1907878) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Bobert Spaekin' of Viagra, my doctor gave me some samples and said "If you ever have a problem, try it"... So I put the sample pack in my shirt pocket and forgot 'bout 'um until the P-Vine told me that she had found 'um while doin' laundry and knowin' that I didn't have no propblems in that area had just dropped the pills down the well... Problem is... ...now I can't get the pump handle down... Nevermind... Now back to purple joy sticks, hip replacements, etc... Bobert |
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12 Dec 06 - 06:53 PM (#1907884) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Cluin Old man goes back to the doctor. "Have you been taking those Viagra as I've prescribed? A FULL tablet" "Nope," the old man replies, "been breakin' `em in quarters. At that price they last longer." "A quarter tablet won't be enough to enable you to engage in intercourse" scolds the doc. "I'm 95 years old. Don't want no intreecourse. Just need enough to quit pissin' on my shoes" |
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12 Dec 06 - 06:56 PM (#1907885) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Lox LOL |
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12 Dec 06 - 11:06 PM (#1908039) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: frogprince ...and it keeps him from rolling out of bed... |
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13 Dec 06 - 06:01 PM (#1908808) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Cluin Ah, yes... the kickstand. |
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13 Dec 06 - 06:04 PM (#1908813) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: John MacKenzie Is that like a handstand? G |
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13 Dec 06 - 06:05 PM (#1908817) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Cluin If you must. |
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13 Dec 06 - 06:55 PM (#1908878) Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction From: Donuel I have a sample pack Inside it says "If you are afraid to use this product, try using it by yourself first". |